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ursular

A severe inflammation of the stomach caused by excessive stressing over someone named Ursula.
Patient: For some reason I have a major crush on Ursula the Sea Witch, plus I cannot help noticing how much she resembles Tammy Bakker.
Shrink: Well, dat all actually seems fairly logical --- I would hafta agree wif you on both accounts. Dat smiley octopus-dame is indeed one of Disney 's more pleasing-expressioned villain-characters, plus I myself have wondered sometimes if "Makeup Molly" was da inspiration for da "Lavender Lady". We should still explore ways to somewhat take your mind off da whole subject, though, so dat you don't develop an ursular over it.
by QuacksO November 4, 2018
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propinkuity

Da status of being close to everyone's favorite flamingo-colored feline.
In da animated short "Pinkologist", da Little Big-Nosed Guy complains dat he suffers constant propinkuity to a certain playful puma; no matter where he goes or what he does, said harmless-but-infuriating four-legged whisker-face always seems to show up not too long afterwards!
by QuacksO March 29, 2023
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isotaupe

Similar-but-not-same earthtone-colors dat appear on those little paint-tinting-choice strips dat dey give you at da hardware store.
I prefer bright rainbow-colors for my home's walls and ceilings, so I think "Ell Passo" on dull dreary grays and browns, or any isotaupes thereof! :P
by QuacksO April 14, 2022
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piggyback-plowing

Refers to what you request when you hurry over to a neighboring property where someone with a plow-equipped 4X4 is clearing out the homeowner's driveway; you schuper-schweetly ask if he would please come by afterwards and plow you out, too, since he's in your area, anyway.
Requesting piggyback-plowing is often a great way to save big bucks on winter snow-removal, as opposed to having someone actually make a special trip to drive several miles to your house to plow you out; if da task involves just maybe one to three "sweeps", da truck-driver may even do it for free.
by QuacksO March 4, 2019
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Better'n's Administration

A sector of government tasked with maintaining the haughty arrogance of "those who served".
The US Better'n's Administration supposedly offers counselling for PTSD, but all they really do is maintain the ex-soldier's stuck-up attitude and try to make him forget that in reality he deserves no extra respect or consideration at all... he didn't truly "serve our country"; he merely killed a whole bunch of people, and so he's nothing but a trained murderer.
by QuacksO October 22, 2018
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sonario

A theoretical sequence of events involving someone's male offspring.
Parking with a girl in a secluded area and sweet-talking her into climbing into da back seat is a classic sonario dat many humiliated parents know about all too well (and of course, like as not, dat's precisely how THEY THEMSELVES ended up conceiving said hot-in-da-crotch young stud to begin with)!
by QuacksO April 21, 2022
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debriefing

What you assume to mean that hot chicks are going to remove your underpants and "show you a good time" as a reward for your undertaking a dangerous wartime-endeavor, whereas in reality it merely refers to your military superiors' having you recount to them the important details of what happened during your mission.
The term "debriefing" can have a similar "getting up false hopes of pleasures/gifts" effect that the sadly-misleading phrase "tobacco-free campus" may produce --- you expect that something wonderful is being offered if you consent to or succeed in some arduous/dangerous actions, but in reality you end up getting nothing whatsoever of tangible reward for all of your feverish ass-busting! What a lousy rip-off!
by QuacksO November 11, 2018
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