Crunchy potato or corn wafers dat you soak in hormones-altering drugs prior to feeding them to an attractive gal whom you wanna "poke"; da theory is dat hopefully da sex-drive-enhancing substances in da chips will put said hottie more "in da mood" shortly after she chows down on said snacks, and thus she will be more willing to let you get in her pants.
I didn't need any pokeher chips when a stressed-out lady-friend came to visit me one summer evening, since she was already "rarin' to go" from da "get-go"... I'd initially tried to engage her in friendly conversation, but she said she really didn't feel like talking much at that time --- "I'm hot, hungry, and horny!" So I solved the first and last complaints quickly and easily (I simply took all her clothes off, laid her back on my bed and treated her to a major bouncy-bouncy, and then shared a nice long lukewarm shower with her afterwards), then gave her a nice big bowl of milk and leftover sandwiches to devour. I guess it worked... she cheered up considerably while she was chowing down, and eventually settled back on my bed and fell asleep --- with both of us still naked --- in my arms.
by QuacksO August 4, 2019
Get the pokeher chipsmug. by QuacksO January 14, 2022
Get the dyenosaurmug. A.k.a. "lingering lovies", this term refers to additional contentedly-cooing cuddlez dat you give someone after da "main hug" has been gleefully administered to her.
One of da best occasions for supplementary snugglez would be if da gal whom you're canoodling wif has a "main squeeze" present at da time from whom she got an initial arms-around, and so your own ear-on-chest nuzzlez come after said "opening-hands-on-back-clasp" by said favorite hunk.
by QuacksO December 23, 2023
Get the supplementary snugglezmug. To attempt to trick or pressure someone to make a situation more serious or negative than it presently is.
If a policeman asks you to perform some action that seems illegal or unwise, it is usually best to refuse; he may merely be trying to coworse you.
by QuacksO July 2, 2023
Get the coworsemug. Anglers always talk about da enormous size of "da one dat got away", but usually said claims are at least somewhat unreelistic. :P
by QuacksO June 19, 2023
Get the unreelisticmug. If there is a dispute over how far west da American territory stretches into da Bering Sea, da World Court might actually need to be appealed to for a proper resaleutian.
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
Get the resaleutianmug. Sarcastic term for when someone with "sticky fingers" embarks on a wildly-rampaging "seizure" of other people's stuff.
When authorities searched a dwelling that was jam-packed with stolen merchandise, the lead investigator eyeball-rollingly remarked to his companions that the place looked like the proceeds of an epikleptic fit.
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
Get the epikleptic fitmug.