Definitions by QuacksO

a.b.m.l. 

Stands for "All By My Lonesome", and is a reply that someone gives when asked whether he has others with him at a certain time, but he in fact "going solo" on that occasion.

Girl, unexpectedly showing up at a dude's front door: Am I interrupting anything? Do you have others here whom I'd be disturbing?
Guy: Nope, not at all, Sweet Cheex --- I'm a.b.m.l. at da moment. Come right on in and stay a while.

a.b.m.l. by QuacksO December 29, 2018

prrrfume

Highly-odiferous farts, especially ones that "purr like a kitten" on their way out.

Girl, frantically trying to stop her half-asleep guy-friend who's groggily starting to "ventilate" the bed-clothes after "letting one rip": Hey, don't flap da covers, Dude --- don't let da prrrfume out to stink up da entire bedroom!

prrrfume by QuacksO December 29, 2018

natural grease-fitting

Humorous term for a female's coochie, into which a male "injects" a special "lubricant" with his "grease gun".

The real reason dat many older ladies have so much problems with painful/creaky hip-joints is that they aren't "getting some" nearly so often as da younger chicks usually do --- all ladies' hip-joints need periodic "lubricating" from a guy's inserting his built-in "greasing tool" into the "natural grease-fitting" located between her legs.

natural grease-fitting by QuacksO December 29, 2018

calone 

A non-German perfume that smells so intensely yucky or cloying that other folks typically clear out whenever someone wearing said crap-lotion comes anywhere near, leaving said scent-steeped person "all by his lonesome".

Slathering on copious quantities of calone can often be highly effective if you're not in the mood to be intimate with someone, but occasionally said ass-craving person will either not have a good sense of smell, can hold his breath for extended periods, have thought to bring along a damp rag to tie over his nose, or be so lust-crazed that he will feel that his getting laid is worth enduring the horrible stench.

calone by QuacksO December 29, 2018

rebait 

A discount offered by a business or company to entice you to call or come in, so that they can then try to high-pressure-salesman you into shelling out for something more expensive.

I received an ad in the mail from a credit-card company offering me a low rate, so I phoned them to see about it. They said that the offer was no longer available, and then (unsuccessfully!) tried to pushy-talk me into signing up for a higher-interest card instead... classic rebait tactic, I guess.

rebait by QuacksO December 29, 2018

whoopee-doodle-doo 

An early-morning fart that is so loud and/or odiferous that it wakes everybody up.

I saw a short YouTube video about failed "as seen on TV" products which stated that the much-hyped activated-charcoal mattress-pads were not really all that effective at absorbing odors from a person's whoopee-doodle-doos, but then elsewhere I saw testimonials that glowingly-praised the performance of fart-absorbing underwear, so I dunno what to think.

whoopee-doodle-doo by QuacksO December 29, 2018

minty coochie

What you give a girl if you have sex with her after recently soothing Mr. Happy with anti-itch cream from da green "with menthol" bottle instead of da yellow one.

Disgusted chick: I do indeed love "doing it" wif my main squeeze, but often in da "heat of da moment" we both forget to consider whether he's used any cream on himself that day which he'd need to wipe off with a damp cloth beforehand, and so I then get a minty coochie --- feels like an ICE CUBE inside there for a couple days afterwards!

minty coochie by QuacksO December 29, 2018