Someone who posts messages on a bulletin board so frequently/voluminously that it seems like he practically "lives" on the board.
I get so sick of all those notices that come from just a few "prolific posters" in the community, especially if they don't usually have anything very important/valid to say or advertise --- those folks are such shameless bulletin boarders! They don't help themselves or anyone else by putting up so many boring notices... all it does is clutter up the board and draw attention away from the legitimate messages elsewhere on the board.
by QuacksO August 10, 2018
The real reason that he defected to the British side --- tubby prune-faced ol' "Key-and-lightning" Franklin had been overly friendly with him (and of course we know for sure that he didn't used petroleum jelly, either, since said lubricant wasn't even discovered until 1859!), and back then sexual-harassment lawsuits were virtually unheard of.
We all know that Mr. Franklin was a strong supporter of gay-friendly society, but after the Bennydicked Arnold affair, one has to seriously wonder if the enigmatic "Fart Proudly" essay-writer's orientation was itself at least partially "on the fence".
by QuacksO August 04, 2019
Refers to da IRS's yearly tradition of making people shell out "ungodly" portions of their hard-earned cash for questionable purposes.
I'm on SSI and Food Stamps, which does indeed mean living very frugally, but at least I don't hafta participate in any paygan rituals!
by QuacksO October 21, 2021
Or "castle in the air" hunting camp --- same diff. Refers to a much-hyped "back to nature" dwelling that turns out to be just a crude cramped tumble-down shack with no modern facilities.
Disgusted office-worker who was greatly in need of a little good ol'-fashioned R&R: That no-good shyster of a realtor gave me a glowing song-and-dance description of this backwoods cabin on the lake --- described it as a "castle in the air" vacation cottage, and claimed it had "electric lights, running water, and stained-glass windows". Turned out to merely be a shabby musty hovel hardly bigger than an outhouse, with absolutely no amenities whatsoever --- the "electric lights" turned out to be just a couple of small LED battery-lamps hanging from the ceiling (which I ended up having to buy fresh batteries for, by the way!), and the "running water" translated into merely a plastic bucket that you would pick up and "run" down to the lake, fill the pail with water (what am I --- Jack and Jill?!), and then "run" back up to the cabin again! And come to find out that the "stained glass" in the windows was nothing more than just the disgusting filmy MOLD-STAINS on the panes from the damp closed-up-for-months interior of the cabin! What a rip-off!
by QuacksO September 26, 2018
A controversial health-improvement regimen of unproven worth/efficacy that entails either:
1. Yelling at everyone around you to help decrease your own level of stress (naturally, this practice drastically **increases** these other hapless mortals' OWN stress-levels, but this is for medical purposes, so those folks' feelings and emotions don't matter during this period, right? Right???)
2. Watching one or more Kevin Williamson flicks to remind yourself of how bad things *could* be, letting you feel better that you aren't involved in "extreme" situations like that.
1. Yelling at everyone around you to help decrease your own level of stress (naturally, this practice drastically **increases** these other hapless mortals' OWN stress-levels, but this is for medical purposes, so those folks' feelings and emotions don't matter during this period, right? Right???)
2. Watching one or more Kevin Williamson flicks to remind yourself of how bad things *could* be, letting you feel better that you aren't involved in "extreme" situations like that.
I'm not much for scream therapy; whenever I feel wound up, I just go down to the local marina and sit on the dock to watch the peaceful waves rolling in and softly lapping the shore... relieves my jangled nerves every time.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
Jewish church-officials who listen to da confessions of newly-joined members of a sinnergogue often hafta tolerate being told, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned"; these confessors are former Catholics who are not yet accustomed to addressing a rabbi instead of a priest.
by QuacksO March 03, 2021
Da dictatorial a**h**e government-body called da "Transportation Security Administration" dat supposedly is intended to keep da "friendly skies" adequately "safe and friendly", but in reality is just abusing its power and authority to harass innocent passengers and even steal their valuables.
(parody of a famous scene from "Fiddler On The Roof") Parishioner who is sick of being delayed by airport security and having his possessions examined: Rabbi --- is there a proper blessing for the TSAr?
Rabbi: A proper blessing for the TSAr? Of course --- "May God bless and keep the TSAr --- OUT OF MY PERSONAL LUGGAGE!"
Rabbi: A proper blessing for the TSAr? Of course --- "May God bless and keep the TSAr --- OUT OF MY PERSONAL LUGGAGE!"
by QuacksO January 30, 2020