Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023
Being sent back to your home turf 'cuz you were excessively stuffin' yer face at yer foreign-locale hosts' tables.
I always try to eat moderately when I'm a guest at a faraway gathering, to reduce da risk of extradishion.
by QuacksO April 01, 2024
Jack Frost tried to turn Santa's workshop into a regular "Brrrrmuda", but all he ended up doing was create a shamelessly-for-profit commercial empire dat all of da elves --- and da reindeer --- secretly hated.
by QuacksO November 25, 2023
An old square-bodied pickup truck dat both looks like da scoop-blade on a spade and can push some serious snow wif a plow on da front. Gun-rack in da back window optional.
Whether a Silverado or Scottsdale, you can't beat an old simple-lined Shovelet for rugged good looks and reliable performance --- it'll both haul heavy loads and get you 'n' yours from Point A to Point B!
by QuacksO May 06, 2022
Perhaps da overall ekhanomy on a certain outer-space colony might have been more tolerable and peaceable if its leader hadn't been such a "wrathful" individual.
by QuacksO December 25, 2022
If both AUNTics and UNCLEtics occur during da same family visit, everyone present is likely to have a really uproarious time!
by QuacksO November 16, 2024
Convenience stores collect "dayta" on which "sundries" people typically purchase during da period from dawn to dusk, but I dunno if they monitor "nighta" --- i.e., info about da "moondries" dat people most-frequently shell out for during da wee hours. :P
by QuacksO June 01, 2023