C.O.A.L.

Stands for "coming-of-age letdown", and refers to the "deflated" feeling you get (similar to one's disappointment if Santa Claus's leaves lumps of da hard sooty black stuff in his stocking) when --- after having waited many years for your parents or other grownups to tell you things that you'd been super-curious about during your younger days --- you eventually learn that said greatly-desired information-nuggets were really nothing special or "momentous" after all; you realize right away that your having known that info "'way back when" would in fact **not** have troubled your "young mind" much if any (and certainly MUCH less than the agonies you'd suffered all those years while frettingly having to wait for your overly-protective seniors to finally "open up"! ), and so these matters could indeed have "safely" been discussed with you at the age you'd originally asked about them, or at least much sooner that whenever your tight-lipped elders chose to divulge said information to you.

An excellent example of a "C.O.A.L." moment would be learning that a "homosexual" is simply someone who prefers the same gender more than the opposite gender --- having been told that during your middle-school years would definitely not have troubled you to any significant degree, nor would you have thought/behaved/acted any differently during those "naive years" as a result of your having possessed that knowledge. And if anything, it might have even HELPED you to feel less confused and better understand a few fellow-pre-teens and adults who seemed "different", and whom you now realize were probably just gay, and so they simply didn't think or feel the same way about you as a "straight" person would have.

by QuacksO February 16, 2019

t o y o t a c o r o l l a

t o y o t a c o r o l l a .

someone:what is dat?
me: T O Y O T A C O R O L L A

by heylookunderthere☜︎ September 22, 2023

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

L.M.R.Y.D.A.L.M.C.O.Y.D

Let me ride yo dick and let me cum on yo dick

are you gone L.M.R.Y.D.A.L.M.C.O.Y.D ?

by myahhhhhhhh April 11, 2021

L.I.L.A.B.O.C.

Stands for: "Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates"

Introduced by ME in the early 2005 when I was going through a phase of everything I do is wrong or turns out wrong

In a conversation when someone is having a bad day: "you know what they say Bob....L.I.L.A.B.O.C."

by Master of Puppets 2005 October 11, 2005

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no

I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

by zygga April 25, 2025

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by lotto6969 July 9, 2025