Definitions by QuacksO
You have a zero balance
A statement that always brings a really nice sens of relief to see/hear when checking/inquiring about your account-status.
"You have a zero balance" is comparably welcome to seeing that delightful little word "approved" pop up on the LCD display of a store's card-scanner, informing you that your debit/Food Stamps card didn't have a problem processing your purchases that time.
You have a zero balance by QuacksO April 1, 2019
Palacetine
A geographic region in Western Asia where everyone lives like royalty in fancy mansions and castles.
If the stuffy "holier than thou" behavior of "rich bugs" is a major turn-off for you, you might wanna steer clear of Palacetine on your foreign-country visiting-itinerary... areas with simple country-folk who are more welcoming of tourists might be more your style.
Palacetine by QuacksO April 1, 2019
placebeau
Serving as a placebeau is not necessarily a negative or even particularly dishonest occupation; a lady may actually request your accompanying her as a "place-holder" during certain public excursions/appearances so that she can feel safer, more confident, less "out of place" or the "odd one out", etc.
addvertisement
A b**ls**t commercial dat creates even more clutter on an already-"crowded" printed page or radio/TV time-slot.
How can places of business hope to get "added" revenue from "addvertisements" when all it does is "add" to everyone's already-simmering impatience at all of da "buy this! buy that!" crap dat is already present during whatever article or program dat they're trying to look at??
addvertisement by QuacksO March 29, 2019
fortune teller
A con-man who TELLS you b**ls**t advice/predictions and charges a FORTUNE for said "divine rvelations"/
Harry Houdini had little patience or respect for so-called fortune tellers, and he was able to expose the vast majority of them as nothing but frauds and humbugs.
fortune teller by QuacksO March 29, 2019
Maxxeopolis
The lesser-known but much-larger "sister metropolis" to the city near the Minnesota-Wisconsin border.
If they make mini-sodas in Minneapolis, I wonder if they bottle large-size (i.e., 2- and 3-liter) containers of da fizzy libation in Maxxeopolis???
Maxxeopolis by QuacksO March 29, 2019