QuacksO's definitions
Where someone becomes so fed up with the infuriating actions of another person that he clobbers said aggravator.
If The Three Stooges had tried their assorted "swatting 'n' pummeling" monkeyshines today, they would have faced multiple charges of aggravated assault.
by QuacksO October 28, 2018
Get the aggravated assaultmug. 1. "Deposits" of "man-milk" dat one or more virile dudes make to a hot chick whom they're on intimate terms with, either because she wants a baby, or just because she's horny all da time.
2. Da b**ls**t description dat greedy ministers and televangelists use to label requested money from their already-cash-strapped audience with da implications dat said donors will then "reap bountiful rewards from God", but which said Bible-blabbers then use merely for their own personal gain.
2. Da b**ls**t description dat greedy ministers and televangelists use to label requested money from their already-cash-strapped audience with da implications dat said donors will then "reap bountiful rewards from God", but which said Bible-blabbers then use merely for their own personal gain.
"Seed donations" can also sarcastically refer to either child-support payments dat a guy hasta pay a gal whom he knocked up, or "hush money" dat he hasta give her so dat she won't blab to others about his having had sex with her.
by QuacksO May 31, 2019
Get the seed donationsmug. I dunno if media-magnate Larry was stingy with his money, but he sure wasn't a skinflynt when it came to copiously plastering nude photos of voluptuous women all over his magazine-pages!
by QuacksO March 18, 2021
Get the skinflyntmug. A fluid-fuel-powered motor that is so poorly designed/maintained that its exterior actually catches fire.
One should periodically check "under the hood" for oil-leaks to reduce the chance of said power-plant's becoming an external-combustion engine.
by QuacksO October 3, 2019
Get the external-combustion enginemug. When taking personal-subject-matter self-help/character-assessment questionnaires online, I use one of those privacy-filter screen-protectors to foil any inquizitive shoulder-surfers who might happen by.
by QuacksO April 5, 2020
Get the inquizitivemug. Are there more dudes wif a certain first name in Wisconsin (whether they have a similar-sounding last name or work in lumber yards is optional), or is dat a "johnre" dat basically spans da entire nation?
by QuacksO June 15, 2021
Get the johnremug. What Bible-thumpers claim you'll be if you succumb to temptations of the flesh while "window shopping".
If I invite a hot-bodied street-walker to accompany me out of the Red-light District and travel to some remote location far from the city before I share a bouncy-bouncy with her, will I still be Amsterdamned?
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
Get the Amsterdamnedmug.