QuacksO's definitions

reckonomics

Can refer to either:
(1) a merely-guesswork-based study of da financial status of a particular nation, employment type, budgeting-procedure, etc., or
(2) da study of da success-to-failure ratio of people's just casually estimating their financial statuses, expenses versus earnings, investment viabilities, etc.

Da latest reckonomics research indicates dat country and city folks have about da same abilities and accuracy-rates when it comes to casual monthly budgeting and portfolio management.

by QuacksO February 21, 2023

unjust enrichmond

Refers to da invalidly-acquired proceeds of flimflamming da casinos located in Virginia's capital city into paying out a whole truckload of moolah dat you didn't actually win.

While it's true dat da infamous "cheating Vegas" swindler Dennis Nikrasch performed most of his shenanigans in Nevada rather than Virginia, da millions in undeserved assets dat he dishonestly reaped could still be considered "unjust enrichmond", no matter what geographical area he obtained said ill-gotten gains from.

by QuacksO January 5, 2022

peckerdillo

A minor offense or sin involving Mr. Happy.

Having a visible hard--on or jizzing your pants may indded be viewed as merely a peckerdillo by most people, but it can be intensely embarrassing for the unfortunate dude with the unruly wiener!

by QuacksO October 17, 2019

Pentagone

What foreign terrorists would like to have happen to da five-sided military-headquarters building in Washington.

Osama bin Laden wanted da "Pentagone", but sadly for him, it's still there.

by QuacksO August 20, 2022

cottonuity

Unbroken progression or integrity of natural-fiber products.

If you encounter cottonuity issues when sewing, try switching to polyester thread; it's known for more durability and stretch/flexibility.

by QuacksO June 28, 2025

humpire

Someone who keeps an eye on sizeable rounded protrusions, camels, or copulation activities.

Da word "humpire" could also refer to a whole town or city where many of da residents are "doing it" at will; Warren Jeffs' congregation comes to mind.

by QuacksO April 15, 2021

consPearycy

Da collusion to deceive dat da famous (or infamous, depending on who's judging!) NCEC rear-admiral and his colleagues are often accused of regarding whether they actually did reach da North Pole as he claimed.

Due to flaws and missing information in da early-20th-century Arctic explorer's documentation, there is a widely-held suspicion of consPearycy connected with said "top of the world" adventures.

by QuacksO March 23, 2021