QuacksO's definitions

pithetic

Describes da disgracefully-selfish/unfeeling quality of da act of consuming all of da choice/juicy/tender parts of a desirable plant, and then leaving just da tough/stringy/woody center portion for one of more other folks whom you'd been supposed/expected to equally share said delicacy with.

Greedily guzzling all of da sweet-'n'-succulent outside part of an apple and then giving your companion da seed-filled core is nothing short of pithetic!

by QuacksO December 30, 2021

bibulography

The overall study of alcoholic beverages, and of how many servings of each type of drink it takes to make the average person "bibulous".

If Ethan Couch had been made to study a bibulography as part of his probation on his first alcohol-related offense, his subsequent ghastly manslaughter-tragedy might never have happened.

by QuacksO July 30, 2018

absinthece makes the heart grow fonder

Refers to someone's seeming more likeable and/or attractive due to your having swigged a sizable quantity of anise-flavored liquor.

John: I can't believe that Joe actually took that fat scruffy bar-floozie home with him!
Jack: Well, Dude, after a few stiff drinks, practically ANY woman will look good --- "absinthece makes the heart grow fonder"!

by QuacksO January 13, 2023

Monica Blewinski

Da super-hot brunette White House intern who seduced the already-extramarital-affair-prone Bill Clinton into dropping his trousers and letting her give him head.

Okay, Achmed, you may "keel" me for saying this, but hey --- it's a free-speech country, right...? So here goes!! What Prez Clinton did was certainly wrong, but with such big luscious smoochy lips as the lovely Monica Blewinski has, I dunno if I could have resisted a blowjob and warm smooches from her, either! :P

by QuacksO November 12, 2018

ass-hisstance

Refers to one or more whooshy/odiferous anal-exhalations dat someone "helpfully" releases on your behalf, such as to provide auditory and/or olfactory "cover" for a fart or other raucous/stinky social indiscretion of your own, to join with others in providing a fartification-line for keeping a less-than-welcome/desirable human at bay, etc.

I can't help snickering in certain public situations where something extremely laugh-inducing occurs but expressing amusement would e considered rude, so I always bring along a baked-beans-loving buddy to provide emergency ass-hisstance in such instances.

by QuacksO December 24, 2019

between jobs

Polite way of saying dat a guy's dick hasn't gonna any oral or manual "servicing" for a while.

If you are simultaneously lax about seeking a wage-earning position and not having much luck in "getting some", you might wanna get your lazy a** in gear and head to da employment office, as this might help you not be "between jobs" in BOTH senses of da term --- many chicks are only interested in motivated and financially-secure dudes.

by QuacksO August 13, 2024

favorable-desk scramble

Refers to where you unexpectedly get a whole string of several newly-composed UD definitions approved right off, and so you realize that the currently-online submission-judgers are apparently a more-receptive "desk" (as in, "it all depends on whose desk you land on") than the overly-critical/humorless a**h**es who seem to be typically present, and who often heartlessly/flippantly reject many of your perfectly-good and well-worded definitions in favor of stupid/negative/gross/disgusting/smutty submissions that aren't the least bit clever or funny, and which are riddled with misspellings, poor grammar, lousy/unclear wording, etc. So you hastily delve back into your "archives" of previously-rejected definitions and re-submit some of them, in the hopes that these more-fair-minded judgers are still the ones who are "watching" for new submissions, and thus they will approve this latest "crop" from you, as well.

I always try to perform the favorable-desk scramble whenever I have a chance; it's allowed me to get most of my definitions published, some of which I'd been waiting on for months.

by QuacksO August 25, 2018