fakeuflect

A phony-baloney (i.e., non-GENuine) kneeling/curtsy gesture dat you give someone towards whom you are socially required to express respect, but whom you secretly "hate da guts of" because you know very well dat he is just a big puffed-up dink who doesn't really believe in what he's doing or make much effort to actually carry out the duties of whatever position he is assigned --- he's just "in it for da money" or merely enjoys da social prestige dat said position gives him.
I try to stay out of situations where I would be expected to bow or uncover my head for some bigwig, since I always try to be totally truthful in my word and deed, and so it super-bothers me to have to "fakeuflect" --- i.e., falsely act like I have reverence for someone whom I actually despise.
by QuacksO December 10, 2019
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laundry-saver

I'll say one thing for nudist colonies --- they surely take the "laundry-saver" notion to a whole new level... they are known for buying very little detergent or fabric-softener, especially during warmer months.
by QuacksO October 20, 2018
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guyavanting

Da opposite of "galavanting", this word refers to da act of either one or more male travelers' hittin' da hiking-trails, or one or more cool chicks' traveling extensively in search of hot hunks to date.
If a GUY goes GALavanting in search of a sweet-faced blinky-eyed soulmate, and he meets a GAL who's currently GUYAVANTING herself, they both might possibly have found what they were looking for right then and there!
by QuacksO February 02, 2023
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motiveightion

Da addled mindset and warped reasoning dat prompted da infamous OKC bomber to commit said horrendous act.
If improving government honesty was da "motiveightion" of da dude who leveled da Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building, it certainly didn't have da desired effect --- if anything, our head-honcho fat cats are even more corrupt than ever!
by QuacksO November 17, 2023
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womanufacturer

A fabrication-entity --- or should I say, "entitty" --- mainly run by chicks instead of dudes.
As more womanufacturers pop up around da world, da concept of da stay-at-home mom is fading somewhat --- a greater number of daycare facilities is da obvious result.
by QuacksO February 10, 2025
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Whee-whoo!

That highly-irritating casual two-tone whistle that someone sarcastically makes to either rudely make his presence known, express derision, or interrupt a noisy tirade.
Teenage boy, standing on the upstairs deck and watching his water-pistol-toting little brother searching for him in the yard below: Whee-whoo!
Younger brother, spinning around to try to squirt his big brother, but instead seeing a hugely-bulging water-balloon falling straight towards his head: Oh, craaa--- SPLUTSCH!!!
by QuacksO July 18, 2018
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nightstallion

Can refer to two totally-different bed-related things:
(1) A good, happy, peaceful dream
(2) An exceptionally virile and energetic dude who literally wants to "do it till dawn".
I never understood why bad dreams were called nightMARES and good dreams are nightSTALLIONS... in the stock-breeding world, we all know that mares are much easier to saddle-break than stallions, so why give "da ladies" such a bad rap??
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
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