QuacksO's definitions

extorsionist

Someone who removes the torsion bars from your vehicle and refuses to return them unless you fork over a tidy ransom-sum or otherwise grant him some disagreeable/arduous/burdensome favor.

It's wise to keep your wheels locked up in a garage if you don't wanna fall victim to any extorsionists.

by QuacksO January 2, 2019

hearrigation

A periodic warm-water flush of da auditory-canals to clean out all of da dried BS-residue dat has accumulated there from listening to politicians and neighborhood a**h**es spout their deceitful and/or self-serving rhetoric.

If you seem to be going deaf after having suffered through a myriad of boring or not-of-good-faith meetings/lectures, try asking your doctor to give you a good hearrigation first; it might just be gloobered-up vellus-hairs.

by QuacksO February 11, 2025

tornadough

Da swirling vortex dat forms in bread-batter when churned at high speed in an electric mixer.

Da flour-mixture only kneads to be needed --- I mean, I mean --- kneeds to be neaded --- never mind --- with moderate intensity; you don't "knead" to create a full-blown "tornadough" about it!

by QuacksO July 30, 2025

"skip ad" cursor-hover

The well-known mouse-maneuver that you perform while impatiently waiting to watch a YouTube video. As soon as your desired video loads up on the screen, you immediately zip your cursor over to the "you can skip ad in __ seconds" and breathlessly wait for the seconds-ticker to count down to "0" and switch to "skip ad".

Nowadays, YouTube makes us "suffer 'n' simmer" through **two** boring commercials --- instead of just one --- before our requested video starts, and so we haft do da "skip ad" cursor-hover **twice** before we get to view da precious video dat we went on YouTube to watch --- and no, Toyota; dis is NOT "dat one time dat we like da fifteen-second ad better than da video dat follows"! What a loada bull-crap --- for your info, we **never** like ANY of da 0%!$@# YouTube ads, no matter WHAT they're about!

by QuacksO June 11, 2018

reekurring

Refers to a stench dat keeps coming back no matter how much you scrub or deodorize.

Folk remedies like tomato juice or naptha soap are only temporary solutions to having gotten "skunked" --- if you truly wanna avoid a "reekurring" problem, you need to wash with a proven formula like hydrogen peroxide, baking soda, and dish-soap.

by QuacksO July 13, 2025

whoopee-doodle-doo

An early-morning fart that is so loud and/or odiferous that it wakes everybody up.

I saw a short YouTube video about failed "as seen on TV" products which stated that the much-hyped activated-charcoal mattress-pads were not really all that effective at absorbing odors from a person's whoopee-doodle-doos, but then elsewhere I saw testimonials that glowingly-praised the performance of fart-absorbing underwear, so I dunno what to think.

by QuacksO December 29, 2018

Camarrow

A Chevrolet sports car dat's located in a "boneyard".

Used Camarrow parts are in such high demand dat you may often find just da "skeletal" remains.

by QuacksO June 15, 2024