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elevenly 

Da dreamily-contented "satisfaction-level" (it's a portmanteau-word that combines "eleven" and "heavenly") reply dat a super-relaxed chick gives an affectionate snuggly guy who is lovingly enfolding her in his arms and nestling her head against his warm fuzzy chest, and has gently asked her how good his cuddling-skills are "on a scale of one to ten, or from 'just so-so' to 'heavenly'".
I always love how Tiffany tells me dat my embraces are "elevenly", and dat she always "sleeps like a baby" whenever she shares my bed; it makes a nice guy feel really good to know dat a gal likes and trusts him enough to be totally relaxed and easy-of-mind whenever she spends time wif him.
elevenly by QuacksO July 25, 2019
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Eleventy Billion 

A made up number Keanu Reeves decided to bet for Final Jeopardy.
"I bet eleventy billion dollars."
"That's not even a real number"
"Yet!"
Eleventy Billion by Trebek December 30, 2003

EleventyLeven 

When the time on a clock reads "11:11"

The time of 11:11, AM or PM
(People sitting around watching TV, clock reads 11:11)

Hey look! EleventyLeven, make a wish!
EleventyLeven by ZmanIsTheMan September 3, 2012

Eleventy-seven 

The number of years the Krusty Krab has been in business.
It's the eleventy-seventh anniversary of the Krusty Krab today!

elevendybillion 

A word used to represent numbers that are more than one would care to count.
Trish said we had elevendybillion different things to do today.

Eleventy 

like 70 is seventy, 80 is eighty, 90 is ninety, eleventy refers to 110.
so when bilbo turned eleventy-one he was turning 111.
Eleventy by Marko Dash July 21, 2015

eleventy 

originally derived from Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy. Bilbo Baggin's eleventy-first birth day was the setting of the opening chapter. Since used by people all over the world.
Bilbo reached the ripe old age of eleventy-one.
eleventy by Klaatuu August 25, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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