Skip to main content

QuacksO's definitions

cannibull

A fertile male bovine dat actually eats intruders instead of just "giving them da horn".
Don't "mess wif da cannibull" --- you'd have more than his cranial-lances to worry about! Taking away his credit card wouldn't help, either --- rather than "charging", he actually "goes carnivore" on yer a**.
by QuacksO August 3, 2023
mugGet the cannibull mug.

mourning after

Da "yucky 'n' sick" feeling dat you experience after da booze-soaked funeral-gathering dat you attended da previous day.
To truly show respect to da "dearly departed" during a memorial get-together, everyone is expected to show sensitivity and restraint; you are not supposed to turn it into a wild drunken afternoon orgy from which you'd later suffer a "mourning after"!
by QuacksO December 30, 2020
mugGet the mourning after mug.

fizzyology

Da study of how humans behave when imbibing carbonated beverages.
To be an effective moderator at a Belchers Anonymous meeting, one needs to have at least a general knowledge of fizzyology.
by QuacksO November 14, 2022
mugGet the fizzyology mug.

alphabetical obligations

Bobligation: (1) What Robert is required to do. (2) Da binding agreement to either have short hair or make something undulate.
Cobligation: (1) A mandatory action regarding da center portion of an ear of corn. (2) Something dat a male swan must do.
DOBligation: Refers to an instance where you have to state when you were born.
Fobligation: Da mandatory use of a large object to attach to your watch-chain.
Gobligation: Where you need to gather scattered material and combine it all into one lump.
Hobligation: Local building-code regarding da metal food-warming platform in yer fireplace.
Jobligation: (1) An edict dat states dat you must be employed if you are able. (2) Where an employer is required to hire you and keep you on his staff unless you either quit or are convicted of a work-related wrongdoing.
Lobligation: An agreement dat states dat you hafta throw something.
Mobligation: A rule dat requires a large number of da available residents to gather in a group.
Robligation: (1) See first example at da beginning of this list. (2) Where someone is required to steal, break-and-enter, etc.
Sobligation: Where you hafta noisily shed some tears.
Most alphabetical obligations make little sense in real life, but they are fun to say and amusing to think about.
by QuacksO June 9, 2020
mugGet the alphabetical obligations mug.

assertain

To make a definite determination regarding someone's posterior.
A tight-fitting swimsuit can indeed show if a gal has a nice cute round rump, but you gotta actually "squeeze theeze" with your hand to assertain for sure if it is indeed as delightful as you'd expect.
by QuacksO February 28, 2019
mugGet the assertain mug.

rangxiety

Da concerned trepidation dat you feel whenever you think dat you might have missed hearing someone calling you.
Installing an outdoor phone-bell or carrying a cordless phone in your pocket whenever you spend an extended time-period out in your yard can greatly help reduce feelings of rangxiety.
by QuacksO April 29, 2022
mugGet the rangxiety mug.

televaginalist

A "fallen saint" of da "boob-tube" who secretly "played wif boobs" and other intimate parts of women's anatomy.
Da two infamous "Jehovah Jimmies" were examples of televaginalists --- they didn't exactly go "swaggarting" around about said indiscretions, though, plus they felt hotter than a "bakker's" oven when they were totally "roasted" by da media.
by QuacksO December 21, 2025
mugGet the televaginalist mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email