QuacksO's definitions
A majorly-influential occurrence involving man-milk.
In da infamous "modernization" of da classic incline-ascending pair of humans who both had "j" as da first letter in both their names, a "semenal event" is mentioned dat resulted in da vagina-possessing member of said duo's soon getting a baby-bump.
by QuacksO November 2, 2025
Get the semenal eventmug. After witnessing all of da "scorching" temper-flares and "searing" condemnations on da sinternet for a few minutes, I had to switch it off and take a Dramamean just to settle my knotted stomach and calm my jangled nerves!
by QuacksO October 24, 2024
Get the sinternetmug. Da weird incomprehensible babbling lingo/slang/dialect dat "seasoned" mariners use when discussing da triangular sail at da prow of a schooner.
I always take an experienced sailor along with me whenever I venture very far from shore in my sailing-yacht, to help me translate the rapid-fire jibberish spoken by the rest of my crew.
by QuacksO October 18, 2019
Get the jibberishmug. A form of government-operation whereby you are guaranteed "level" or "fair overall" treatment if you are generous with your "checks" to bribe local/state/federal officials, or if you are sufficiently rich (i.e., you have a large enough "balance" in da bank) that said officials feel obliged to make special allowances for you.
We may ostensibly have a "checks and balances" system, but it never seems to help out "da little guy" very much.
by QuacksO January 1, 2019
Get the "checks and balances" systemmug. Tiny annoying whiny biting insects that hatch from the seeds of a common plant in the American southwest. Said plants often have prickly thorns, which readily draw blood if they puncture your skin... coincidence???
If the Sagebrush Rebellion had included burning massive tracts of scrub prairie-land, maybe nowadays there would be fewer of these pesky spine-covered bushes growing wild that produce countless multitudes of mesquitoes every year.
by QuacksO August 22, 2019
Get the mesquitoesmug. There was so much skullduggery and controversy regarding workers' having their pay adjusted while building the local boat-tieup platforms dat you could have made a major dockumentary about it!
by QuacksO April 2, 2022
Get the dockumentarymug. The testing and research that Wrigley's chemists performed to create the confectionary formula used in their famous delicious gum.
Wrigley's is doing some top-secret exspearmints to find the perfect taste for a gum to rival the competition.
by QuacksO January 22, 2013
Get the exspearmintsmug.