QuacksO's definitions

koalafications

Refers to da degree dat someone is knowledgeable/certified in discussing/handling matters regarding those furry gray marsupials who absolutely love their eucalyptus leaves.

Anyone who thinks dat da cute Australian tree-dwelling herbivore wif big brown eyes and fluffy-tufted ears is actually a member of da bear family instead of being related to kangaroos clearly does not have proper koalafications.

by QuacksO May 15, 2020

malfeesance

Misconduct by one or more elected officials regarding financial recompense for services rendered.

If we could audit all government employees for malfeesance, there would likely be a shockingly small percentage of them actually coming away with clean hands.

by QuacksO June 24, 2021

slituation

A disagreeable dilemma regarding an unwanted cut or tear in fabric or other material.

Be sure to keep an eye out for exposed nails and other sharp objects when walking, to lessen da chances of a painful and/or inconvenient slituation.

by QuacksO March 8, 2021

entitty

A living being or presence wif visible boobs.

Da Bible seems awfully gender-biased in dat all of da winged spirits alluded to in said highly-controversial book are implied to be male. Why can't there also be an entitty or two included in da mix, to kinda "balance things out" a bit better??

by QuacksO December 25, 2021

killowatts

Or "killerwatts". Refers to da voluminous "angry pixies" dat Debbie Jellinsky utilized to try to eliminate da Addams family; thanks to Pubert's "nick of time" re-wiring actions, however, said spendthrift black widow ended up merely frying herself.

Perhaps Debbie Jellinsky should have initially used a milder dose of killowatts to make sure that the electric-chair wires were hooked up correctly before she applied the "mega-zap" that totally reduced her to a pile of ashes.

by QuacksO September 19, 2019

clockadile

A scaly toothy "overgrown lizard" who always knows what time it is.

If you choose not to wear q wristwatch when venturing into da swampy bayous, but instead figure on asking a clockadile for a time-check, dat's all well and good --- just be aware, though, dat consulting said ferocious-fanged aquatic resident might very likely be hazardous to your health, especially if he decides to try da sneaky ol' "come closer so dat I can hear you" trick!

by QuacksO August 30, 2019

habitchual offender

Someone who's a d**k to everyone around him 24/7.

Everyone should be forgiven for an occasional grouchy remark or noisy outburst, but there's seldom any excuse for a habitchual offender... if he really feels that wound up and irritable all the time, he should seek professional help for his own sanity and that of everyone around him.

by QuacksO January 7, 2019