I'm mostly into classical, easy-listening, and meditative music, so I think "Ell Passo" on high-speed non-musical babbling, whether it's just a single disc or two-pack Shakur offering.
by QuacksO August 18, 2025
Get the two-pack Shakurmug. If you don't wanna hafta temporarily sit still and sadly wish for your freedom to be mobile again, ya need to diligently remember --- and obey --- da house-rules. Perhaps leaving reminder-notes on all of da naughty-pine furniture in yer dwelling would help to keep ya focused on said good behavior.
by QuacksO February 28, 2025
Get the naughty-pine furnituremug. Just as many less-than-moderately-desirable bachelors undeservedly spiff up their romance-seeking profiles, lots of disagreeable and/or homely-looking single females list plenty of embellashments about their own physical and/or personality attributes, such as da attractiveness of their faces, their weight, da size of their boobs, how emotionally stable they are, etc.
by QuacksO November 27, 2021
Get the embellashmentsmug. What the printed plastic sign actually reads when you purchase it at the hardware/department store; this truly represents what many of the typical household-surplus provenders are attempting to pawn off on others over the weekend. Prior to posting the sign, people have to make a neat horizontal cut underneath the "r", and two vertical cuts --- one between the "r" and the "b", and the other between the "s" and the "t" --- and then slide the two halves of the sign together one letter's width to cover those two pesky "revealing letters" and form a new (and deceitful!) message.
Be on the lookout for staples and tape holding the "garbage stale" sign together, if you want to determine what those sidewalk-shysters are **really** selling.
by QuacksO September 23, 2017
Get the garbage stalemug. Rural "Merry Old England" lingo for the bounty of fruits and vegetables supplied by nearby male farmers (i.e., "local blokes").
Comedic auto-show host Jeremy Clarkson looks fairly "hale 'n' hearty" to me; perhaps he dines on blokeally-grown produce during his meal-breaks.
by QuacksO November 12, 2018
Get the blokeally-grown producemug. A lawyer who specializes in cash-seeking court-cases involving either a guy's "keeping an extra spare tire in his trunk" (i.e., getting some tail from two additional women besides his significant other), or someone's possessing one more than da two-firearm limit allowed by local ordnance --- I mean, ordinance.
Monica Blewinsky should have hired a three-piece suit to file a lack-of-faithfulness claim against da infamous "Willie with his willy", since in all likelihood he'd had at least one OTHER fellatio-favoring female in his life besides herself and his wife Hilary.
by QuacksO August 23, 2023
Get the three-piece suitmug. by QuacksO November 21, 2023
Get the fistorymug.