Definitions by QuacksO

Chekov another name on the list 

What da Starship Enterprise officer performing role-call tells da fellow crewmember doing da tally-sheet when their youngest official shows up as instructed.

Spock: Our Russian-youth officer should be here about now --- ahhh, there he is walking in the door now, Scotty --- Chekov another name on the list.
Scott: Aye-aye, Mr. Spock.

Chekov another name on the list by QuacksO August 11, 2025

revenew 

Financial influx dat hasn't occurred before.

Wilford Wiggins was constantly seeking out "revenew" by trying to swindle da local youngsters in Idaville with his latest-thought-up scam, but Encyclopedia Brown's sharp wit was always able to foil said spineless shyster.

revenew by QuacksO August 10, 2025

commoditty 

A musical-snippet dat is so delightful and/or sought-after dat it could actually be sold to folks wanting to hear it.

I love da theme song from "Made in Maine" so much dat it would actually be a "commoditty item" for me, in dat I would pay for da privilege of downloading it. Happily, it's available to listen to for free on several YouTube videos --- type da words, "Made In Maine Making It Happen" into da YouTube search-window to find one of them.

commoditty by QuacksO August 10, 2025

commoddity 

A non-mainstream type of merchandise.

I love eBay 'cuz they offer lots of largely-forgotten vintage objects, "nerd" videos, and other "commoddity" items.

commoddity by QuacksO August 10, 2025

earregular 

Something non-standard regarding yer hearing-dishes.

Da BFG had three earregularities, in dat said auditory appendages were very large, he could swivel them about, and he could detect super-faint sounds.

earregular by QuacksO August 10, 2025

laurenforcement 

Female cops.

"Laurenforcement" and "Lorenforcement" sound da same, so just hearing it instead of seeing it in print wouldn't tell you if male or female officers were being referred to.

laurenforcement by QuacksO August 9, 2025

Canadate 

A political-position wannabe from north of da border.

U.S. folks can legally follow da news of elections in da large "upstairs" provinces, but they're not allowed to actually vote for any of da Canadates.

Canadate by QuacksO August 9, 2025