QuacksO's definitions

papyreus

Ancient writing-paper dat was so tinder-dry and flammable dat it would super-readily combust at da slightest hint of flame or overheating.

If Colonel Vogel should indeed "try reading books instead of burning them", then he'd better hurry up and get perusing --- and refrain from pipe-puffin' or other flame-based activities while doing so --- if there are any papyreus documents among da regular wood-fiber-based tomes under discussion!

by QuacksO April 28, 2025

Learics

Da words to da songs played over da P.A. system of passenger jets.

8-track tapes were invented by da great car-radio designer, so perhaps in homage to his genius, we could use da term "Learics" to refer to all of da words on any of said endless-loop cartridges dat contain singing.

by QuacksO January 8, 2025

Bennydicked Arnold

The real reason that he defected to the British side --- tubby prune-faced ol' "Key-and-lightning" Franklin had been overly friendly with him (and of course we know for sure that he didn't used petroleum jelly, either, since said lubricant wasn't even discovered until 1859!), and back then sexual-harassment lawsuits were virtually unheard of.

We all know that Mr. Franklin was a strong supporter of gay-friendly society, but after the Bennydicked Arnold affair, one has to seriously wonder if the enigmatic "Fart Proudly" essay-writer's orientation was itself at least partially "on the fence".

by QuacksO August 3, 2019

barbareian

A "deep jungle" dude who doesn't know any better than to take off all his clothes after having a few drinks in da pub.

If you invite a clueless back-woods native to accompany you back to civilization and hang out wif you around town, it might be wise to only take him to a tavern that's part of a nudist's camp, if you don't want your new buddy to get in trouble for "going all barbareian" on you.

by QuacksO April 28, 2020

interragate

To grill someone regarding a topsoil-based crime.

In Sid Fleischman's book, "McBroom Tells a Lie", da wily Heck Jones was surreptitiously snitching tiny amounts of super-earth from da unsuspecting Farmer Josh's "wonderful one-acre farm" by using a hollow-tipped cane, wet shoes, and feeding hens, but said honest Irish crop-grower only realized about said sneaky pilfering after da fact, and so he was unable to effectively interragate his scrawny neighbor about it.

by QuacksO April 14, 2024

suckcessful

Triumphant at getting a stud to let you orally "drain his equipment".

Monica Blewinsky is so voluptuously beautiful and has such huge luscious lips that she would likely be suckcessful with almost ANY dude whom she approached for "pressure-relieving" privileges.

by QuacksO February 25, 2022

PSTD

A serious mental/emotional condition suffered by people who have suffered through an intercourse-related infection.

AFDC is available for unwed mothers, yet if a girl "does it" and never actually becomes pregnant but gets a venereal disease, good luck on finding state/government help with the burden/treatment of PSTD --- now, how much sense does THAT make???

by QuacksO June 17, 2018