A legal term for when a self-proclaimed "servant of The Great One" mails out Good-Book-passage-laced flyers touting his beliefs, then uses said Bible-blabbing junk-mail to lawfully take possession of one or more dwellings or other valuable objects, particularly those owned by "blindly faithful" people who never interfere with anything that they naively view as being "of divine origin".
I always just write "REFUSED --- RETURN TO SENDER" on any ecclesiastical ephemera I receive, to hopefully avoid any future problems with attempts at ad-verse possession.
by QuacksO January 08, 2020
Security or protection against a loss or other financial burden due to strong language's being used.
In da infamous "little girl at da construction site" story, it appears dat perhaps da "diamonds in da rough" builders might have done well to take out indamnity coverage, just in case said pint-sized female's parents decided to sue them for carelessly introducing their "little pumpkin" to their assorted "salty" word-choices.
by QuacksO January 20, 2023
A "holy ground" locale where navy-servicemen come to pray for protection prior to going to battle on the high seas.
I prefer to avoid armed conflict of any kind, so I see no need to attend a house of warship every Sunday.
by QuacksO October 08, 2019
Refers to da unfortunate "reality of life" situation of your having dallied wif a hot chick (i.e., "getting into her pants"), and then having da "results" or "consequences" of said hot 'n' heavy encounter(s) --- i.e., others' hearing her bragging about her delightful trysts wif you, her getting preggo, her contracting an STD, etc. --- come back and bite you in da a** afterwards.
Two ways of minimizing da fallout of any bloomerangs dat you may encounter in your love-life --- (1) condoms, and (2) keeping your DNA-test center on speed-dial.
by QuacksO May 24, 2021
I love buxom girls, and according to the official boob-map of the world, the women in the entire Swiss-German area have chests that are a D-cup average, so perhaps dating a few czechout-clerks would be a good start.
by QuacksO December 19, 2019
Being comparably prone to getting duped/deceived as are da common noisy white-feathered "nature's vacuum cleaner" dat hangs out at da coast. (Can also loosely refer to one's likelihood of naively getting copiously pooped upon by said wing-swishing aerial bombers... well, don't stand underneath a wheeling/hovering flock of said flapper-crappers, Stupid --- da more of dem dat are simultaneously occupying one small parcel of airspace, da more likely dat at least one of dem will need to "spend a penny" during da particular time while they're positioned over your head, and just like those comparably-beautiful-but-also-horridly-raucus-and-filthy Canada geese, they usually don't pay much attention to what's below them whenever they "file their business-papers"!)
Another definition of "seagullable" could be with regards to one's lack of basic forethought or shrewdness when conducting everyday activities around said large opportunistically-watchful morsel-ravenous beach-scavengers... those prominent "Do not leave food unattended --- seagulls will steal it!" signs on the outdoor porch-decks of coastal diners aren't posted there for nothing!
by QuacksO November 15, 2019
Refers to what you hafta give up if you either:
(1) become an employee instead of an employer in Merry Ol' England, or
(2) you get married, become a nun/monk, or otherwise ''assume a position" dat precludes you from being able to "assume da position" wif just anyone of da opposite gender.
(1) become an employee instead of an employer in Merry Ol' England, or
(2) you get married, become a nun/monk, or otherwise ''assume a position" dat precludes you from being able to "assume da position" wif just anyone of da opposite gender.
Tying da knot wif da gal of your dreams will bless you wif a life dat's so happy and fulfilling dat your no longer being free to get in on with just any random chick will seem like a comparatively small sackrifice.
by QuacksO December 14, 2022