Someone who is scheduled to appear before a judge to "tell what he knows and/or describe what he saw" on your behalf, but then bails on you right before da trial.
Many folks are reluctant to testify for fear of retaliation by whomever they're testifying against, and so there are often a lot of kwitnesses in a court case.
by QuacksO March 08, 2023
People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.
Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P
by QuacksO October 25, 2019
Da south-of-da-border area where da colonial loyalists emigrated to after their "viva King George" viewpoints because politically unpopular.
Advice for all of you non-Patriots considering a hasty retreat to da equatoryal regions: fleeing to said sweltering "middle ground" could indeed help you find neutrality as far as your beliefs regarding who should govern da New World, but you'll likely find yourself to again be in a whole lotta "hot water" --- literally --- if you try to bathe in any of da oceans or lakes in said super-toasty locale!
by QuacksO October 25, 2024
by QuacksO March 23, 2021
What you actually said ("more on"), but the nearby "moron" wif a chip on his shoulder wasn't listening/thinking properly.
You: This truck isn't filled with as much wood as it can safely carry --- we can add some moreon.
"Touchy" idiot who's assisting you to load firewood: Hey! Who you callin' a MORON?!??
"Touchy" idiot who's assisting you to load firewood: Hey! Who you callin' a MORON?!??
by QuacksO August 18, 2018
It actually took a debate with Al Sharpton to get "The BIG I" to admit that, "Imus learn some better manners" --- yeah, no s**t, Sherlock!
by QuacksO October 16, 2018
What Marcus Brody caused one of da Nazi enemies to become by squirting him in da eyes with a fountain-pen.
Some people are so concerned about keeping their clothes smooth and spotless dat just a minor accident wif a leaky marking-pen can render said obsessive dandy totally inkapacitated with horror and humiliation.
by QuacksO June 27, 2021