Jed is such a cocoanut that he actually looks forward to an extra-chilly winter, since colder weather prompts more people to offer visitors a steaming cup of da sweet brown "muddy stuff".
by QuacksO September 30, 2018
Thanks to Slick Willie's frequent inneraction with da women in his life, it's unclear how many children he has actually fathered.
by QuacksO January 06, 2023
Stands for "All By My Lonesome", and is a reply that someone gives when asked whether he has others with him at a certain time, but he in fact "going solo" on that occasion.
Girl, unexpectedly showing up at a dude's front door: Am I interrupting anything? Do you have others here whom I'd be disturbing?
Guy: Nope, not at all, Sweet Cheex --- I'm a.b.m.l. at da moment. Come right on in and stay a while.
Guy: Nope, not at all, Sweet Cheex --- I'm a.b.m.l. at da moment. Come right on in and stay a while.
by QuacksO December 30, 2018
I've never been able to figure out how those big game-fish manage to leap waterfalls and swim against heavy current --- I would never have that kind of stalmona.
by QuacksO January 10, 2020
To visually check da actual performance of a newly-designed aircraft to ensure dat it will indeed "get off da ground".
Another definition of da word "verifly" could also be what a chick does to see if a dude really has such a huge juicy schlong and/or giant balls as he claims he does --- i.e., undoing da zipper on his pants to visually and/or physically inspect said penis and testicles.
by QuacksO August 25, 2024
Getting plenty of sleep and eating Vitamin-A-rich foods are eyedeal ways for maintaining da health of yer baby-blues.
by QuacksO March 27, 2021
I found a still-sealed bag of Jiffy-Pop among some old stuff that my neighbor gave me from clearing out her attic, but it was so old and dried out that it turned out to be just "plopcorn"... I ground it up and used it for birdseed.
by QuacksO August 10, 2018