QuacksO's definitions

supeerior

Refers to an overly-inquisitive boss who is always looking over yer shoulder.

Da Watergate Five didn't realize dat "Big Brother was watching them" a bit closer than might have been expected; had they known about said supeeriors, they might not have even agreed to become involved in da whole "taped door-latch and 'don't shoot' statement" venture! :P

by QuacksO May 24, 2022

alfalfabet

An A-to-Z guide to plant-based livestock-feed.

From curiously Googling a bit, I see now dat I actually wasn't entirely joking about this loopy word when I'd thought of it --- there is indeed a kiddie-book by Carol Watterson featuring da "alfalfabet", so I don't hafta bother to think up any clever details myself here. :P

by QuacksO March 16, 2025

whoreder

A sex-loving dude who obsessively "accumulates" or "stockpiles" any and all "doorknobs" whom he can successfully "charm the pants off of", so that he can be more sure of keeping his own "doorknob" well "polished" (being "bold as brass" with the compliments is a good strategy here).

Little Tommy Shaughnessy tricked the priest (by falsely "confessing" to having been dallying with a local minx, when in reality he hadn't "gotten any" for quite some time) into revealing the names of the most "loose 'n' willing" women of the community, so that Tommy could thus know whom he might "get lucky" with. Let's hope he didn't try to be a total whoreder, though, but instead allowed his fellow red-headed freckle-faced studs to also "get a turn" with said "doorknobs" sometimes.

by QuacksO June 25, 2019

deafinition

Refers to the assorted stipulations that determines if someone is completely hearing-impaired.

Different people have different deafinitions of hearing-loss... some unfortunates actually cannot hear anything at all, while others have a unique "selective" ear-disorder that only prevents them from hearing anything that's less-than-desirable (i.e., "The lawn needs mowing" or "It's you turn to do the dishes tonight"), but they can hear "welcome" remarks (i.e., "Dinner's ready" or "Let's have sex") perfectly fine.

by QuacksO May 18, 2019

fundamnentalist

A "strictly-by-da-book" bible-thumper who either uses salty language to accentuate his preaching, or claims dat you will suffer total "fire 'n' brimstone" at da hands of Da Great One if you don't follow His word to da letter.

If being or following a fundamnentalist means aggravating fellow humans about my supposed religious beliefs and/or breaking my staunchly-practiced "no potty-mouth" principle, I reckon "Ell Passo" on dat, thank you very much! :P

by QuacksO January 29, 2023

sircharge

An extra fee for being male.

Da cute cheerleaders from da local football team allowed me to accompany them into their locker room for free so dat I could see them get naked while they showered and changed, but they said that there's be a sports-donation sircharge if I wanted to actually have touchy-feely privileges of their upstairs or downstairs "fun-bubbles".

by QuacksO February 14, 2025

no ATM a.t.m.

We will have one installed here sometime later, just not "a.t.m."

Disgusted redneck, regarding an empty cement-pad space beside a tiny gas-station at a rural crossroads-intersection: Da big-city bank has been promising us a cash-dispenser for three years now, but they just keep saying, "No ATM a.t.m." whenever we call them up about it!

by QuacksO February 2, 2024