A "girly-junk" doctor who specializes in treating women who get excessively concerned when fellow humans are tardy about phoning them at a pre-arranged time, especially when they're horny and the person who'd promised to CALL them was a well-hung stud who was GONNA meet up and have sex with them.
A gynecologist is not typically trained to be a talk-therapist, so if you are sad because a dude either didn't ring you up as promised or was not very punctual about doing so, then you would want to consult a guynocallogist or a gonnacallogist, respectively.
by QuacksO August 26, 2024
Did Tennissee da same thing dat Arkansaw? Dunno, Alaska. Tenni saw Della wearing her brand New Jersey to da racquetball court.
by QuacksO March 14, 2019
Probably da term "adoughbe" could also sarcastically refer to da lousy baked goods dat someone created --- "Goodness, this bread is as hard as a rock --- what'd they MAKE it out of --- aDOUGHbe?!"
by QuacksO April 25, 2022
Considering dat da evil Queen smashed her silvered-glass appearance-checker in crybaby fury when it gave her news dat she didn't like, it was a total mirrorcle dat said reflective visage-viewer could later continue telling her about da relative attractiveness of herself compared to Snow White.
by QuacksO December 30, 2023
A data-storage chip dat contains operating-files which allow da computer-user to look up all da details about everyone's favorite late-20th-century rebellious Marine.
What with da many books, movies, and other media dat have been produced about Sylvester Stallone's famous jungle-warrior character, you'd likely need at least 3 gigs of RAMbo to hold all da details about them.
by QuacksO January 30, 2025
Refers to the noisy whooshy spluttering in your pipes when turning on a spigot, often heard when doing so for the first time after having the water turned back on, and so there is lots of accumulated/trapped air in the plumbing that has to be "exhausted".
I just about had a heart attack in first grade when the tap on the sink in the boy's room started making loud popping and banging sounds --- and erratically spewing frothy water --- while I was washing my hands. Well, after all, what with my being only eight years old at the time, and with the washroom's echoey concrete walls and floor amplifying and distorting every little sound, it was only logical that I would have been terrified at this unexpected occurrence --- so much so, in fact, that I frantically called the Principal down to show him. He was totally understanding and sympathetic, gently explaining to me that there was nothing to fear; it was just faucet flatulence.
by QuacksO May 06, 2019
Before robbing a bank, train, or stagecoach, one should consider the possebility of being pursued by the local constabulary following said crime.
by QuacksO November 25, 2019