piratechnics

Skyrockets, flares, and other glowing/exploding chemical-based fireworks dat buccaneers shoot off in an attempt to intimidate other ships into letting themselves be robbed and/or taken over by said seagoing miscreants.
Piratechnics may indeed be fear-instilling, particularly if they're especially bright or noisy; there really should be little to be frightened of, though, unless said men of fortune actually start firing live-ammunition devices like cannons or rifles.
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
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love interest

Monthly payments you make to a current and/or ex romantic partner, either because you knocked up said partner, or to keep him/her quiet about shameful/potentially-damaging secrets from your torrid past with him/her.
One would be wise to either maintain a strictly platonic relationship with any "close" acquaintances, or at least always use protection during any and all bouncy-bouncies, to avoid excessive "financial drainage" from having to shell out for love interest.
by QuacksO April 07, 2018
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How a group of people grumbles regarding a supervisor, mayor, journalist, historian, or other influential mucky-muck who publishes a less-than-favorable report about said body of citizenry.
Teenage parishioners, in a letter of protest to their local abstinence-and-chastity-ranting minister who'd recently written an article admitting to having "gotten some" from one or more females other than his wife: How can you expect us to ignore our basic urges and desires when YOU YOURSELF won't even exert yourself adequately?! We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!
by QuacksO July 09, 2023
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unpredicktable

Describes someone whose wide and/or wild mood-swings mean that you never know if he's gonna be nice or not.
Tronald Dump is so unpredicktable that it's no wonder they wanna impeach him.
by QuacksO January 30, 2020
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unpredicktable

Not consistent regarding whether someone will be a royal d**k or not.
Da term "unpredicktable" could also refer to never knowing whether or not you can "get it up" whenever a "willing" chick happens along.
by QuacksO February 15, 2023
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Pinokiao

Refers to any spineless "puppet on a string" of da modern electronic-communication world, and who's also less than truthful about how much time he spends yacking on his cell phone.
Now dat unlimited wireless voice/text plans are so common --- and thus people can no longer simply check da monthly bill to see da volume/length of calls dat were actually made --- there are lots more Pinokiaos than there were before.
by QuacksO November 29, 2022
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septum-stretch

A "silly playing with someone's body-parts" action dat involves gently inserting your pinkies (with your fingernails neatly trimmed short!) into da person's nostrils, squeezing da septum between da pads of yer pinkies, and then softly pulling on it a fraction of an inch to draw said flexible cartilage outwards slightly. Why anyone would wanna perform this totally-pointless operation is beyond understanding; often it may be just to be sociable, or to express to da person dat you think he has a cute/juicy nose.
Pinocchio may have wished to be real flesh and bone, but one advantage of being made of wood was dat he wouldn't hafta worry about anyone's playing septum-stretch with his famous nose.
by QuacksO June 01, 2021
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