A measure of how often a gal has an "downstairs exhalation", and/or da pitch/tone of said love-tunnel whooshes.
Using different types of personal lubricant can greatly vary the queefrency-repertoire dat you can produce while "doing it". How rapidly and forcefully you partake of said "ultimate pleasures" can also significantly alter da properties of said birth-canal ovations, as well.
by QuacksO October 20, 2020
Get the queefrencymug. Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.
I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.
by QuacksO May 20, 2021
Get the smarter than the average baremug. Getting online is supposedly a good way to meet "willing" women, so maybe said "connection" could actually get you a "triple-bush-Jr." set of "connections" --- i.e., three furry "honey holes" from younger chicks.
by QuacksO July 10, 2025
Get the triple-Bush-Jr.mug. Refers to assorted court-proceedings (such as child-support lawsuits, paternity-tests, etc.) dat stem from a problem/dispute regarding whether or not a chick has had her baby-factory deactivated.
It's not always prudent for an eager stud to just trustingly believe a gal if she says dat she's had her girly-junk altered --- there's a definite risk of tubal litigation if things don't work out as planned. Using a condom and/or sticking to blow/hand jobs might be a wiser action.
by QuacksO December 21, 2020
Get the tubal litigationmug. Garfield seems to get wildly clawstrophobic for no reason at all, yet he also gets mad if he dioesn't receive **enough** attention from Jon... as usual, dat "hapless human" can't win when trying to satisfy/appease "da Presidential namesake of da feline world".
by QuacksO November 23, 2018
Get the clawstrophobicmug. 
Get the celibuttmug. How ANY living conditions --- no matter how good --- will appear to a petulantly-blubbering person who never seems to be satisfied no matter how hard others try to appease him.
Ethan Couch was a classic example of someone living in "squallor" --- he was given a lavish lifestyle and his family had money "up da wazoo and back", and yet he was still never really happy.
by QuacksO April 06, 2024
Get the squallormug.