If you can't be civil to a male human unless he drops his pants for you, I'd say you have a major addicktion.
by QuacksO November 02, 2024

Claiming affluenza and then fleeing to Mexico is a good example of an exercise in fewtility --- yes, you may indeed actually succeed in gaining yourself a small number of extra days of freedom, but eventually da chickens are gonna come home to roost, and then you'll still get put in da slammer after all.
by QuacksO April 08, 2023

Da criminal-court proceedings regarding da infamous bulldog-faced mastermind of da Watergate scandal.
Da notorious mustachioed Nixon-era crook (in addition to "Ol' Tricky" himself, which of course he was, despite his well-known statement to da contrary) went on trial and received a 20-year prison sentence for his role in da scandalous riverside hotel break-in, but then da equally-unpopular "peanut-farmer prez" negated said Liddygation and allowed said high-level culprit to go free after serving little more than a fifth of his sentence.
by QuacksO August 23, 2022

One should be super-careful when handling a live round, especially since da primery purpose of da shiny little disc on da back end is to set off da powder-charge!
by QuacksO February 20, 2021

What Ethan Couch's grossly-overly-indulgent/forgiving/accommodating father snortingly snarled to school officials prior to his absurdly-outrageous offer to buy da entire school just so dat his "little Prince" (i.e., "baby") would be treated (read, "coddled"!) da way he preferred, rather than his being compelled to behave in a rational/responsible/respectful manner towards his fellow students and teachers, or subjected to da standard disciplinary-procedures if he declined to proffer said reasonable demeanor.
If Ethan Couch's father had not whooped his asinine "Nobody puts Baby in a corner!" battle-cry during his surly son's formative years while he was in school, maybe both Ethan and his also-shockingly-pandering mom would not have subsequently had to "stand in da corner big time" (i.e., go to prison after committing infinitely-more-serious crimes) sometime down da road!
by QuacksO July 20, 2019

by QuacksO February 13, 2021

A funeral home's standard practice regarding whether they will provide brawny humans to carry coffins.
by QuacksO August 19, 2019
