QuacksO's definitions

Yeah, yeah, yeah --- arms around...

What you sarcastically grumble when everyone in a group seems to wanna get all cozy for no apparent reason.

(Spoken while dutifully cooperating in a huge "crowd embrace" of party-goers just to be polite and agreeable, but not really understanding why everyone wants to get all cozy) "Yeah, yeah, yeah --- arms around... aren't we all huggy-cuddly-snuggly LOVEY-DOVEY today!!"

by QuacksO April 15, 2019

map-sensor

A engine component dat detects when da vehicle's "manly-macho" driver needs to pull over and ask fer directions.

Click and Clack recommend covering an unwelcome-status-indicating idiot-light or dashboard-gauge with opaque tape, so if you truly detest having to admit dat you weren't watching da road-signs, I s'pose dat you could do likewise for a map-sensor, as well.

by QuacksO November 19, 2024

TMI

An acronym used as a “time out” or “let’s change the subject” protest on Instant Messenger. Stands for TOO MUCH INFORMATION, indicating that the speaker feels personally violated by his chat buddy’s latest message, probably because it contains details that are either too personal (i.e.: sexual, medically-private, describing one’s deeply-rooted fantasy, etc.) or are of the type that would likely turn one’s stomach, being revolting, gory, or otherwise overly graphic.

Online guy #1: I felt sick yesterday after a “hot’n’heavy” session with my plump new co-worker, so I had to have my stomach pumped, and the contents examined. There were some residues of lipstick, but at least there were no weevils.
Online guy #2: Uhhhhggggghhh… TMI, dude…

by QuacksO November 12, 2011

hee-hawbby

Can refer to either:
(1) A spare-time activity involving donkeys.
(2) A special fondness for laughing in an irritating squeaky/wheezy manner hat really grates on everyone else's eardrums.
(3) A leisure-time practice of watching old re-runs of da famous hillbilly-folks' TV show from da late '60's.

Heck Jones's favorite hee-hawbby was to nasally guffaw at Josh McBroom whenever he smirkingly believed that he had pulled a fast one on that seemingly-gullible Irish farmer, but in the end it was always said tall scrawny schemer who ended up getting bested, and said honest dirt-grubber who "got the last laugh".

by QuacksO November 20, 2019

appleication

1. A form you submit relating to Cortlands or MacIntoshes.
2. A particular use for said tasty crunchy fruits.

If you are steamin'-mad at someone, then even rotten 'n' squishy tree-fruits can have a useful appleication --- they make awesome "splattery" projectiles to lob at said infuriating individual.

by QuacksO August 30, 2020

Siouxvenir

What da Native Americans would prefer dat you to not take from their sacred burial grounds.

Da indigenous tribes have always generally been quite big on trade, so you should usually be able to easily obtain Siouxvenirs and other interesting/attractive trinkets from them through barter or other legitimate exchange of similarly-valuable commodities.

by QuacksO April 28, 2022

ancestree

Da lineage of a pine or spruce.

So much grafting and cross-pollinating has occurred up to this point dat it's difficult to know a large plant's ancestree for certain anymore.

by QuacksO December 30, 2024