Definitions by QuacksO
meadeieval
Da Meade Instruments Corporation has only been in the optics business for about half a century, yet da "meadeieval" period in history is said to have lasted many hundreds of years... what gives?
meadeieval by QuacksO January 18, 2020
trail of cluthes
Refers to da randomly-dropped "dotted line" of garments on da floor dat you follow down da hallway to "sleuthingly" determine which room a pair of acutely-horny lovebirds went into in order to "get it on".
If no "trail of cluthes" is present, you might also be able to figure out which room the naughty couple is presently occupying by using a stethoscope on each of the bedroom doors, and carefully listening for moans, mattress-squeaking, etc.
trail of cluthes by QuacksO January 18, 2020
Clair De Loon
An ultra-peaceful Claude Debussy composition that pays homage to everyone's favorite feathered ululating pond-drifter.
If I listen to Debussy's dreamy "Clair De Loon" and Saint-Saens' soothing "The Swan" one right after the other, I wonder if I will be able to stay awake.... not only do I love the slow soft tones of said compositions, but thinking about those two types of stately slow-swimming water-fowl always makes me drowsy.
Clair De Loon by QuacksO January 18, 2020
deducktion
Da "brilliant" realization dat you arrive at in your mind after seeing dat da object in question looks, walks, and quacks exactly like da familiar water-fowl, and so da only obvious/rational conclusion is dat said extra-oily-feathered creature is indeed what it appears to be.
It really drives me up da wall how so many government bureaucrats take a month of Mondays to make even a simple deducktion, and then they finally say, "Well, whadduh ya know --- I guess it actually IS true dat ___! Amazing!"
deducktion by QuacksO January 18, 2020
inside job
The "fourth base" form of getting a guy's rocks off --- i.e., da gal's letting him "go all the way" and thrust "inside" of her as opposed to just giving him a handjob or blowjob.
Unless da lady is on birth-control or is otherwise "bodily prepared" so dat she will not likely ovulate, she should insist dat da guy wear a condom before she gives him an inside job, since the purpose of a "job" is merely to get him off, not to perform a "love-injection".
inside job by QuacksO January 15, 2020
Class A crime
What the likes of RJ Reynolds and Philip Morris are committing by marketing cigarettes... as an old Reader's Digest article about Big Tobacco was titled, "The Tobacco Companies Are Getting Away With Murder!"
Huge 18-wheeler trucks deliver cancer-sticks to stores, so are their licensed-to-operate-big-rigs drivers guilty of a "Class A crime", as well, since their licenses are of that type???
Class A crime by QuacksO January 15, 2020
Your Royal Heinous
What you're really saying in your seemingly-respectful greeting of a political-figurehead leader whom you actually view as being a horridly mean/cruel/selfish person.
In the popular musical comedy "Fiddler on the Roof", it appears that the oppressed citizens of Anatevka secretly view their heavy-handed government leader as "Your Royal Heinous" --- in an opening scene, the rabbi is asked: “Is there a proper blessing for the tsar?” The rabbi responds: “A blessing for the tsar?” He ponders awhile, then pronounces: “Of course... 'May God bless and keep the tsar... far away from us'!”
Your Royal Heinous by QuacksO January 15, 2020