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Years ago when there were large banks of pay-phones in a shopping-mall or town square, there would often be an entire callony of teenagers gathered around said jabber-boxes, and all yackin' to their friends and families at da same time!
by QuacksO July 12, 2025
Get the callony mug.A typical guy will tell a hot chick dat he just wants to cuddle wif her --- rather than his lustfully wanting to feel her warm soft pliable buns against his thighs --- when he asks her to sit in his lap, but one would need to check between said stud's legs for a hard-on in order to test da verassity of dat claim.
by QuacksO April 4, 2024
Get the verassity mug.If you're dead-tired when needing to relieve yourself in the middle of the night, you may need a pissistant to direct your tallywacker into your pee-bottle and hold it there till you've finished tinkling.
by QuacksO November 2, 2021
Get the pissistant mug.Refers to a chick's boob that you're temporarily "liberated" from her upper-body garment (i.e., you reached into the lady's collar-opening and hauled out one of her "girls") so that you could play with it bare and suck on her nipple for a moment before "putting it back into its jail cell".
Lots of buxom gals are more than willing to let you perform a "girl on furlough" maneuver; out of consideration and respect for said "willing" damsel, though, be sure to (1) be very careful and gentle with her chest-pillows, and (2) always take the time and effort to properly "tuck The Girls back inside" --- i.e., neatly re-arrange the girl's blouse, tank top, bra, etc. to return everything to how it had been before you started playing around with her chest, so that the boobs-sharing chick will feel secured and comfy again after you've had your fun.
by QuacksO September 13, 2020
Get the girl on furlough mug.A "false profit" --- I mean, "prophet" --- who goes around impersonating "Da Grim One" in an effort to con hapless believers into converting to his religion, giving him what he wants, etc.
Warren Jeffs was an infamous example of a "reaperduction" in dat he went around spouting "doom 'n' gloom" sermons in order to unreasonably force his followers to bow to his will and do his bidding.
by QuacksO April 10, 2022
Get the reaperduction mug.After Blake Shelton convinced da smiling-and-smoochy-lipped honey-seller cutie to "be his honeybee" --- i.e., hop in his truck and ride back wif him to his house --- I'm guessing dat da first thing dat said beamingly-delighted-wif-his-successful-courting-endeavor singer did wif his new "sweetie-pie" as soon as they walked in da door was to also make her his "hineybee", as in, gleefully lift up da back of said pretty damsel's skirt and joyfully help himself to her shapely rounded rump and warm wet "honey-hole".
by QuacksO August 8, 2025
Get the hineybee mug.The urge to camp out in the woods for a comparatively short period of time ("TEMPorarily live in a TENT"); this feeling usually develops when your presence at home would be undesirable/inconvenient, such as when you're wanted by the cops, or your over-the-age-of-legal-adulthood status interferes with your family's receiving state/federal assistance. This craving to "rough it" is usually fairly easy to fulfill if the weather is reasonably mild, since all you'll need to adequately survive is a small tent and a few clothes and blankets and other basic accessories. Plus in most cases your house is not going to be watched 24/7, and so usually you can sneak back home for midnight visits a couple times a week to shower and replenish your food/toiletries before slinking back to your remote campsite, while still allowing your family members to truthfully tell the authorities, "Oh, he doesn't live here anymore" if they come asking about you during the daytime. And then, once the heat is off (such as when "they" eventually give up looking for you, or after the desired government-assistance is supplied), you can quietly return to your home, and then keep a fairly low profile till the community gradually becomes re-accustomed to your presence.
The regulations for low-income-family assistance are not written with human reality in mind, and so there's a lot of temptention for assistance-seekers to "remotely conceal" various family members while the eligibility-evaluation proceedings are being carried out.
by QuacksO February 14, 2017
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