QuacksO's definitions

Episscopal

A church where the sermons irritate you so much that you either wet your pants or hafta use da excuse dat you need to go pee in order to get outta dat sawdusty-dry-boring service.

I always wondered why da Episscopal churches have waterproof seat-covers on all da pew-seats; now I know why!

by QuacksO December 19, 2018

stereo-heartbeat hug

What a cutie-chick receives when nestling her head between two nice guys' warm fuzzy chests during a group-canoodle.

The symphony of a stereo-heartbeat hug is one of the most heavenly sounds in the world for a gal to hear, and is very easy and simple to experience --- just smilingly offer two friendly dudes a group-hug, and then lean yer head over in front when they obligingly cuddle up on either side of ya, so dat ya can press yer ears against their hearts.

by QuacksO December 19, 2018

to observe and collect

In other words, to spy on people and extort wrongful/excessive fines on them. It's what da fuzz is REALLY out to do to all of us.

With so many piglice out there trying to observe and collect from passing motorists, many folks might be better off foregoing a vehicle altogether, and just walk, bicycle, or use public transportation.

by QuacksO December 20, 2018

"entire dictionary" day

A wearily-humorous term to describe a long strenuous exhausting day that literally begins and ends with the very first and very last words in the dictionary, respectively --- you frenetically "hit the ground running" with a wailing whoop of haste and/or alarm ("Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!") at the crack of dawn, and then never stop your "headlong dash" till you collapse into bed that night ("Zzzzzzzzzzzz").

Last weekend I volunteered to host the entire youth-camp group on assorted activities and outings --- it was definitely an "entire dictionary" day which I would not be physically or emotionally capable of repeating very often, but the youngsters were all smiling and happily-grateful to me afterwards, and so that made it all worth it.

by QuacksO December 21, 2018

Muscleini

The notorious early-20th-century Italian dictator who terrorized his citizens by displaying his huge bicepses.

Maybe if Muscleini and Ahhnold had squared off, "Da Big M" might not have felt so high and mighty.

by QuacksO December 23, 2018

job tenyear

A status of special privileges that is granted to someone after having been employed with a company for a decade, such as guaranteed job-security, a significant raise, etc.

Job tenyear can be a good thing, but sometimes it can make the employee overly bold and brashly arrogant, since he knows that he can basically be as big an a**h**e as he wants to be, and he will never be fired for it.

by QuacksO December 24, 2018

heavidently

Refers to how someone's still-corpulent figure indicates that he isn't sticking to his diet.

President Taft's doctor put him on a strict low-carb diet, but in the end they hadda bury him in a coffin da size of a piano-case, so heavidently he didn't "behave himself" in the culinary department.

by QuacksO December 24, 2018