technickel difficulties

When da stupid coin-operated machine malfunctions.

Simply pounding on da "insert 5¢" mechanism can sometimes solve technickel difficulties.

by QuacksO July 30, 2024

fartilize

A.k.a. "poopsie-oppsie". Refers to where you thought you were just gonna pass "HEET" --- i.e., "dry gas" --- but instead included some organic crop-nutrients in da bargain.

Horses are known to frequently fartilize their surroundings, due to both their high-fiber diet, and their not knowing about basic etiquette.

by QuacksO April 18, 2021

immodusty

Flaunting of da fact dat you haven't vacuumed in a while.

There may indeed not be any laws against immodusty, but do you really think dat other folks would actually wanna see dat you aren't exactly da best housekeeper???

by QuacksO November 11, 2024

suavereign

A crowned head of state who conducts his daily duties in a dignified and soft-spoken manner.

Since he had so many wives to judge his character, let's hope dat King Solomon was able to be a likeable suavereign who showed restraint and refinement in all his behavior.

by QuacksO May 25, 2021

El Condor Pass

An elevated valley in a Mexican mountain-range frequented by large broad-winged scavenger-birds; I would love to hike through it (if I could).

Dunno why Simon & Garfunkel made such a big issue in their song about whether they could conquer El Condor Pass; if they didn't feel confident about making a strenuous hike, there is such a thing as chartering a helicopter.

by QuacksO September 15, 2018

fracketeering

Shady fraudulent dealings that Big Oil engages in to acquire approval for hydraulic mining.

I hear that X-on and other greedy "big biz" corporations are paying humongous bribes to government officials for permits to hydraulically mine for oil and other valuable resources, even in places where such operations are dangerous to the environment... sounds like a classic case of fracketeering to me.

by QuacksO September 13, 2020

big bucksom

Refers to da sizeable "price tag" dat a gal wif similarly-sizeable chest-pillows may charge a soft-and-warm-flesh-craving guy for da privilege of feeling her up.

Gals wif breasts-augmentation implants might try to get thirsting-handed guys to spend big bucksom for touchy-feely privileges, but said horny studs should be aware dat said artificially-enlarged gazongas may not have da heavenly softness, soothing warmth, or satisfying "alive" feel of natural boobs.

by QuacksO March 08, 2022