Definitions by QuacksO
diplomissy
Refers to da "females are da negotiators" capabilities dat da fairer gender supposedly possesses more than da "strength-'n'-stoutness" displaying half of da human race.
Us humans aren't da only creatures whose child-bearing sector is known for soothing and quieting temperish high-blood-pressure-inducing situations... even our gigantic chest-pounding primate-cousin species are known for their diplomissy: observers have seen many instances of said huge hairy females calming down disputes among their "big gorilla" male counterparts.
diplomissy by QuacksO November 17, 2025
dueplomacy
Dueplomacy may indeed have its time and place, but many selfish/uncaring folks won't shell out no matter how you act towards them!
dueplomacy by QuacksO November 17, 2025
dupelomacy
Da two shyster "weavers" infamously used dupelomacy to both bilk da fine-garments-obsessed Emperor out of large quantities of cash and other valuables AND publicly humiliate him into strutting down da main street of his kingdom just in his birthday suit.
dupelomacy by QuacksO November 17, 2025
diplowmacy
Soothing verbal politeness dat's accentuated by showing a little cleavage and/or butt-crack during said spoken spiel.
"Proper" lady: I always believe in using honest words alone to negotiate with others, so I never practice "diplowmacy" --- I always wear firmly-belted slacks and turtleneck sweaters dat never "dip low" in da front.
diplowmacy by QuacksO November 17, 2025
depplomacy
Tom Sawyer opined dat highwaymen are always expected to behave super-respectfully, so maybe said acts of courtesy could be viewed as land-based depplomacy.
depplomacy by QuacksO November 17, 2025
glassnost
In "Charlie And The Great Glass Elevator", da USSR's Premier Yugetov is seeking "glassnost" regarding what dat odd-looking crystal cube is dat was docking at da Space Hotel USA, but da American president, Lancelot R. Gilligrass, is just as baffled as da previously-mentioned "you get off" bigwig from across da pond.
algerithm
I'll just stick to simple math and philosophy, and leave da more complex algerithms to individuals better schooled in such matters.