Winston Rothschild may have started out being obcessive-compulsive about his less-than-pleasant employment, but he soon learned dat it's da overall volume of product pumped dat really matters, not how totally empty you get a particular customer's septic-tank. His customers are always pleased --- one of da many slogans he goes by is "We're number TWO!"
by QuacksO July 08, 2021
What a grade-school student says in order to decline to do something that might likely get him in Dutch with the dreaded "men in the upstairs office", whether or not he himself actually feels morally repulsed by said request.
Telling someone that, "It's against my principals" can indeed be highly effective at getting said individual to quit pressuring you to misbehave; just be aware that some students and/or teachers may have "ins" with said powerful heads of the school, and so mentioning about them might not instill adequate concern in said bully to cause him/her to back off.
by QuacksO December 30, 2022
A acutely-troublesome quandary experienced by dudes who are so fond of dill that they like to have some with every meal, plus they are only attracted to gals named Emma.
Since dill is only available through mail-order either in its dried form or as seeds, the only practical way out of a dillemma is to either live near a greenhouse-farm where dill can be grown all year round, or else build your own mini-greenhouse so that you can grow some yourself, and thus have the heavenly-aromatic and tasty fresh fronds available to harvest for every meal. As for dating ladies named Emma, well, the best of luck to ya on THAT account --- years back it was a common enough name, but it's not nearly so popular nowadays, so you might hafta settle for cuddle-bugs old enough to be your great-gramma.
by QuacksO May 27, 2018
Da sister of a child's parent who does little to further said little one's upbringing, maturing, education, etc.
Da typical auntie-hero is a lady who both disregards what a child's parents are trying to teach him, AND in fact becomes an unhealthy "hero" to said pint-sized human by refuting da less-palatable-but-correct teachings and necessary directives of said parents, often even doing da exact opposite of da child's mom and/or dad, such as allowing him to behave in a wild and unruly manner, not insisting dat he perform his duties/chores, giving him money and/or rich/sugary foods, etc.
by QuacksO January 12, 2023
Refers to just-minuscule reimbursements/favors here and there dat a chick allows you for your help, and without her even giving you any a** in da bargain.
I agree dat a girl's body is her own, but if she doesn't reimburse you adequately --- or at all --- for requested help and also refuses to spread her legs for you, then it does indeed seem like a "bottomless pittance" deal to me.
by QuacksO October 07, 2024
An assortment of inspections and tests that a pediatrician and/or child psychologist performs on a toddler during the time when he's just learning to talk, in order to determine the likelihood that he will develop a "potty mouth".
A precursery examination is all well and good, but I think that a physician should also check on how the child's PARENTS AND SIBLINGS "behave themselves" verbally, as well --- whether or not THEY exhibit a perpetually "salty" vocabulary is often a much-better indication of whether Little Junior is going to begin acquiring a "colorful" vocabulary than the results of any physical/medical tests!
by QuacksO November 26, 2018
A bumbling taxi-driver who frequently runs into things, takes a wrong route, shows up at the wrong address, forgets where he's supposed to be transporting his riders, drives jerkily and/or over rough terrain so that his passengers get jostled around, etc.
Private ride-services are notorious for screwing up or otherwise delivering below-acceptable performance/service, so one has to wonder how many MacGrUBERS are behind the wheel of those errant hacks!
by QuacksO February 07, 2021