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An escrow account set up to ensure dat your male descendants will have da funds necessary to bribe hot chicks to spread their legs for said hot-in-da-crotch studs whenever said love-tunnel access is desired.
Setting up a thrust fund for your shlong-possessing offspring is all well and good, but what about if said horny trouser-snake-equipped individuals get their paid-to-submit females preggo?! You might wanna either specify dat your eager-to-copulate beneficiaries always wear condoms --- or only "do it" with gals who cannot ovulate--- or else also set up a family-expenses fund so dat any "love babies" will be properly cared for.
by QuacksO December 4, 2022
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I don't see why I should hafta pay big bucks twice a year just to receive junk mail in my p.o.'d box.
by QuacksO October 16, 2019
Get the p.o.'d box mug.Taking peppermint and eucalyptus is good for loosening mucus in your chest, and if you also try placing a pretty girl's smooth warm soles on your face --- i.e., fit da balls of her feet into yer eye-sockets and press her heels against yer chin --- to also help drain yer plugged sinuses, da overall relief you'll feel may exceed your expectorantations BIG time!
by QuacksO November 15, 2024
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Sadly, taking away his credit card will most likely NOT stop a horned cow-impregnator from "charging" --- he very well may be unreasonabull whether he can "shop with plastic" or not!
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
Get the unreasonabull mug.Some guys are so horny dat dey would have a DOUBLE "drawergasm" if dey slid out a walled shelf in a gal's bureau and saw her collection of lacy/filmy undergarments inside.
by QuacksO January 24, 2022
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by QuacksO April 5, 2022
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