Allowing children to partake of "merely a game of chance" recreation that merely uses a number-spinner or dice --- instead of actual skills, talent, or knowledge --- is just gonna start them down the road to debetchery!
by QuacksO April 17, 2022
Get the debetcherymug. I applied for a lumberjack's job and answered "excelled at loggerithms in high school" when I was asked what experience I had in da field. I got da job, but my foreman still just gives me a blank puzzled look each morning when I ask if he has any loggerithms for me to work out prior to our heading out into da forest.
by QuacksO November 19, 2018
Get the loggerithmsmug. Refers to the status of assistance/companionship's being available "24/7/365", provided that you always supply a particular fragrant herb during said activity.
Tiffany loves the aroma of essential oils so much that she will come over and canoodle wif me literally anythyme day or night, just as long as I'm burning a stick of sweetly-fragrant incense in da room when she arrives.
by QuacksO November 04, 2018
Get the anythymemug. Onomatopoeia for da sound dat semi-thick liquid makes when gluggingly emanating from an orifice in a non-vented container --- such as a can or bottle, oil-pan, storage-tank, etc. --- dat prevents said fluid from flowing out smoothly, but instead forces it to exit in a series of rhythmic gushes as a bubble of air gets sucked back in each time to take da place of da liquid as it pours out.
Winnie the Pooh always uses wide-mouth jars to store his "hunny" so dat he can easily and quickly access said sticky-sweet comestible by simply dipping his paw in, rather than his having to arms-achingly hold said container up over his head and let da precious "liquid gold" slowly "ibloob... ibloob... ibloob..." its way out of da jug's small neck and into his hungry mouth.
by QuacksO May 25, 2020
Get the ibloob... ibloob... ibloob...mug. If Bambi is feeling lazy and dull due to inadequate FUNding, perhaps sending a girl-deer to make a doenation for him can help get him moving again.
by QuacksO December 06, 2021
Get the doenationmug. Where a catchy dance-rune sticks in your mind and hinders you from concentrating on more important stuff.
Ever since that slightly-crazy office-party dance a couple nights ago, everyone in the company has been silently bobbing and swaying in their desk-chairs and pirouetting down the hallways --- I guess that polkahauntus for quite a while.
by QuacksO July 11, 2018
Get the polkahauntusmug. Hey, hey --- take it easy --- my trusty steed merely has a sore foot from losing a shoe... no need to get all hysterical or call da bleepin' hosspital!
by QuacksO February 26, 2019
Get the hosspitalmug.