QuacksO's definitions

lambnesia

What Mary's brain had regarding da mischievous-antics possibly of her woolly little four-legged friend when she hid him under her desk, but then didn't "take any steps" to make sure that HE wouldn't "take steps" to follow after her when she went up to perform a task at the blackboard!

Fortunately Miss Kimball was a good-natured understanding soul who understood dat little kids may likely make innocent-but-embarrassing mistakes, and so she didn't blame Mary for her lambnesia; she just gently asked her to put said tiny adorable creature outside for da remainder of da class-time.

by QuacksO January 14, 2024

lickquid assets

Cash dat a lady hopes to obtain from a guy by giving him one or more tongue-lolling blowjobs.

Dogs and girls alike seem to think dat they can extract lickquid assets out of mushy-hearted dudes.

by QuacksO December 30, 2023

jennerosity

Da measuring-unit of how liberal and giving Da Great Bruce (or "Caitlyn", for da progressive modern-day thinkers) is with his time and/or resources.

Not much seems to be said in da news about whether Bruce/Caitlyn donates to charity or otherwise displays significant jennerosity towards fellow humans, but Daughter Kylie is certainly famous for her giving and caring. Maybe Papa is more well-known for "genderosity" --- i.e., being a staunch and vocal advocate to promote respect and tolerance for all self-identifications and orientations.

by QuacksO April 23, 2021

asswhole

Someone who's a jerk 100% through, not just somewhat.

Tronald Dump is a true asswhole.

by QuacksO October 13, 2023

Flynt and Steele

Two famous printed-media figures whose "hot 'n' spicy" reading-material can really "light yer fire".

I may indeed disapprove of "Flynt and Steele" style of literature, but it's all protected speech under da First Amendment, so I wouldn't actually "take a flint and steel" to said smutty publications.

by QuacksO April 21, 2025

coopon

A money-saving offer on products for your pet doves dat you clip from da newspaper.

Since da composer in da famous "Be inspired" PBS ad was aided in his improvised piano-work by da doves who'd landed on da utility-lines, perhaps it might be appropriate for him to clip a coopon from da newspaper and get his feathered music-advisors some tasty birdseed or suet-cake.

by QuacksO October 16, 2020

Charlottan

An impersonator who claims that she is named "Charlotte", even though she is not.

Even though everyone knows that the book "Jane Eyre" has been around for over 150 years, there are still a lot of Charlottans around who claim to be the author.

by QuacksO August 31, 2018