Definitions by QuacksO

powdered Whig

What a fancy-hairpiece-wearing "non-loyalist" Revolutiona-era dude like Sam Adams or John Hancock would have become if he had accidentally stepped on a clump of puffball mushrooms during a warm dry day.

Back in da day, you could indeed save money on scented starch-dust by joining da powdered Whig Party, but da prob wif "going organic" like dis was dat eventually you'd likely get little mushrooms growing in yer dress-up head-gear.

powdered Whig by QuacksO February 25, 2020

flawtopsy

A botched/careless postmortem examination dat includes at least one major error or inconsistency.

A common investigation-impeding issue mentioned in a lot of da true-crime documentaries on TV is a flawtopsy.

flawtopsy by QuacksO February 22, 2020

collobberation 

A joint effort to pummel someone.

Da Three Stooges sure had a lotta collobberation throughout their various escapades.

collobberation by QuacksO February 22, 2020

group-hug acquaintance-assumption 

Refers to da naively-accepting "separate and equal" belief of both members of a couple dat da third person who has smilingly approached them and gleefully collared them in a huge mutual squeezy arms-around is known to da other member of said couple; i.e., da guy assumes dat da lady is a friend of this other guy who is hugging them, or da lady assumes dat her guy knows da other chick who is feeling a;; warm 'n' snuggly dat day.

If you're "feeling all huggy-lovey-dovey" at a certain time and thus are wanting to just randomly employ yer "Don Juan maneuver" on cute couples whom you meet on da street or in da park, you may indeed be permitted to do so even if you aren't already acquainted wif either of the people in da couples, since in many cases da two "Romeo-routine" recipients will both likely just form da group-hug acquaintance-assumption --- i.e., each bowled-over-wif-humungous-cuddles person in da couple will just figger dat da other person already knows you from past encounters, when in fact you are just indiscriminately "harvesting a snuggle" from random folks.

group-hug acquaintance-assumption by QuacksO February 21, 2020

spewvenirs 

Refers to da assorted scattered bits of ejected debris dat are randomly deposited over all surrounding surfaces/locales after an eruption of any kind.

I always try to cover my nose and mouth whenever I sneeze or cough so as to keep spewvenirs to a minimum.

spewvenirs by QuacksO February 21, 2020

WikiLeeks 

Da notorious "public domain" website dat gives everyone onion-breath who interacts with it.

Just because someone reeks of scallions does not necessarily indicate dat he's been dabbling around wif WikiLeeks; he may merely have had chives in his noonday salad.

WikiLeeks by QuacksO February 21, 2020

Brawntosaurus 

A long-necked herbivorous dinosaur dat did indeed "grow up to be big and strong from eating its vegetables".

Da Brawntosaurus may indeed be a seemingly-impressive roll-model for parents to cite when trying to get their sweet-tooth-oriented toddlers to gag down their peas and carrots, but I hear dat said ancient giraffe-statured vegetation-chomping lizard may actually have never existed, so perhaps it's less of a mystery why mentioning said chlorophyll-loving-and-therefore-muscle-bound leviathan is often so ineffective at convincing little ones to voraciously chow down on their salad.

Brawntosaurus by QuacksO February 19, 2020