Definitions by QuacksO
indentured servitude
Where people labor without pay and have such unhealthy workplace-conditions that their chompers eventually fall out, to boot, thus obliging them to get false teeth.
I read that a lot of tropical-plantation-based slaves ruined their teeth from chewing on sugar cane during their workdays; sounds like a classic case of indentured servitude to me.
indentured servitude by QuacksO March 9, 2020
Nanalyze
What your gramma carefully does with each matter dat you ask her to either assist you with or give her expert opinion regarding.
one-weigh valve
Sarcastic reference to da "checks in but doesn't check out" performance of unwanted body-mass dat many folks experience, especially those with low metabolism and/or edema or other medical conditions dat hinder da efficient processing of carbs, salt, and glucose.
Many highly-advertised waistline-reducing diets may not only be ineffective, but they can really be a "one-weigh valve" for your MONEY, as well, in that you just keep spending more and more over long periods of time in an effort to drop the poundage, while never really getting all that much in the way of noticeably-positive results.
one-weigh valve by QuacksO March 8, 2020
zip code
Most horny studs don't need a zip code from an attractive lady to get him to "bare da goods" to her... usually all she hasta do is drop her OWN drawers, and he's only too quick to reciprocate.
passed the test
In other words, you farted out da vaporous by-products of da experimental medicine dat was administered to you.
I took a big swallow of da newly-invented elixir dat da hippie-medicine guru gave me to see if it would help my stomach-bloating, and then emitted humongous clouds of sulfurous methane soon afterwards, so I guess I "passed the test" with flying colors!
passed the test by QuacksO March 1, 2020
quizine
Refers to da eclectic "variety" of fill-in-da-blank exams dat a particular culture or area foists upon its test-takers.
People rave enthusiastically about how wonderful French and Italian quizine is, but that worries me, 'cuz if said exams are indeed so great and all, they probably are also more thorough and deeply-probing of how well you have studied and/or how much you know, and so they would likely be a lot more difficult to pass.