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How Pat McManus's buddy Mr. Sweeney would likely have passed himself off as when mooching for a ride, claiming to be unable to repay a loan on time, not wanting to perform a yucky/arduous task, etc., when in reality he was perfectly capable of fulfilling his responsibilities, but was just too lazy and/or self-centered to actually apply himself.
Never mind his malingering sportsman-partner --- Pat HIMSELF was da truly "poor retched individual" when it came to being able to partake of significant physical activity, due to his being so unmotivated and out-of-shape... according to da "MFFFF", he would indeed violently wheeze and hackingly cough whenever he attempted anything much more strenuous than pressing da buttons on his TV-remote!
by QuacksO March 4, 2025
Get the poor retched individual mug.I never drink alcohol and I always try to drive very responsibly, so hopefully I should never hafta worry about da whole "OUI = IOU" debacle anytime I get pulled over for whatever reason.
by QuacksO October 25, 2019
Get the OUI = IOU mug.A heavy-duty investigation in which detectives really "sing together" to ferret out da hidden details. Problem is dat if said sleuths are not all that vocally talented, then there might need to be a second series of witness-grillings to determine how said fact-finding production got so "out of tune".
Tronald Dump doesn't want too big an inchoiry into his past sordid dealings, since he might then have to "face da music" big time.
by QuacksO December 13, 2024
Get the inchoiry mug.A dice game played by super-wealthy individuals whereby the winner gets to take possession of the loser's luxury cabin-cruiser.
A variation of yachtzee is a "lower stakes" game that does not offer actual transfer of ownership of an expensive pleasure-craft; it can simply grant the winner borrowing/piloting privileges of the nice boat for a day or other specified period of time. Nor does the game always involve water-based conveyances; it can also be played for the ownership/use/driving-privileges of a limo/luxury-sedan, fancy pickup truck, or other highly-desirable road-vehicle.
by QuacksO December 18, 2017
Get the yachtzee mug.Refers to someone else whom you feed junk foods to instead of eating them yourself while you're trying to lose weight; said "designated ballooner" therefore develops a disgusting bulgy flabby stomach himself, while your own "spare tire" goes from a P304/65/R17 down to around a P150/30/R17.
A classic demonstration of a "surrogut" can be seen in da famous 1935 Laurel & Hardy comedy "Thicker Than Water", in which so much of The Boys' blood gets swapped back and forth between them during a botched transfusion dat Ollie ends up much slimmer while Stan gains fifty pounds or more.
by QuacksO January 19, 2023
Get the surrogut mug.A beneath-his-dignity job dat really "bugs" a toxic-minded individual if he has to perform it, especially if a certain 10-year-old local sleuth was da one who caused him to hafta do it.
Making one or more members of da town's early-teenage-bully group engage in a meanyal task may indeed feel good, but keep in mind dat you may also feel like you've "got a tiger by da tail" while observing/supervising said punitive activities!
by QuacksO November 5, 2023
Get the meanyal task mug.Refers to any delightful and sexual-desire-arousing visual experience --- like a group of hot chicks sunning themselves topless --- that causes a guy to get a woody and jizz his underwear.
"Relieving the pressure" before heading out the door can help you avoid any embarrassing "oopsies" if you unexpectedly happen upon a swellcum sight while you're "out and about".
by QuacksO June 1, 2019
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