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Carmenn Ghia

Da model of classic Volkswagen vehicle dat da infamous video-game villainess drives when scoping out future crime-target locales or making her getaway after committing said crimes.
I can't imagine why anyone --- let alone da shrewd-expert-in-crime hottie in da crimson trench-coat and fedora --- would wanna choose a poky under-powered Carmenn Ghia as their primary conveyance, but then what do I know???
by QuacksO May 5, 2021
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highjack

Da theft of a vehicle dat's equipped with Lowjack.
Stealing cars is totally "low-down" as it is, but to HIGHjack one is really insane, since LOWjack will allow da fuzz to find you every time. :P
by QuacksO January 23, 2023
mugGet the highjackmug.

moratoryum

A legal measure dat temporarily forbids colonial loyalism.
Supporters of King George were hoping dat da so-called "insurrection" of da mid-1700's would merely result in a moratoryum for them, and dat they could eventually resume living "fat, dumb, and happy" under Merry Old England's rule. But after da Treaty of Paris was signed, they had to either conform to da new government or vamoose to Canada.
by QuacksO April 15, 2025
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strohmance

A lovey-dovey relationship dat only survives due to one or both parties' being totally drunk from liberally sippin' from lion-wif-scroll-'n'-scepter-emblazoned beverage-containers.
I prefer to have a gal who likes me "in any case", even when she's 100% sober --- no "strohmances" for me, thank you very much!
by QuacksO November 14, 2023
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stareo

Refers to the wide-eyed gaze of flabbergasted astonishment and delight that someone exhibits when first experiencing two-channel music, especially if it's with a "direct-exposure to the 'spacious sound' effect" headset, rather than just with loudspeakers.
I was totally stareo-amazed the first time I heard modern-format music through headphones during my min-teens.
by QuacksO February 23, 2019
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consillyatory

Tolerant and easy-going about non-serious speech and/or behavior.
Da Grinch initially felt irritated and resentful of light-hearted winter-holiday shenanigans, but he became far more consillyatory at da end of da story, once he saw what Christmas truly meant to da residents of Whoville.
by QuacksO April 16, 2022
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lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness

What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.
I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".
by QuacksO June 24, 2019
mugGet the lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happinessmug.

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