Sin City, Nevada, where people go in the hopes of winning it big, but usually end up just losing their shirts .
I just got a windfall settlement, but I ain't gonna blow it a Loss Vegas --- they say you're more likely to get struck by lightning than win the jackpot.
by QuacksO December 09, 2013
An offshore province of New England dat had previously been separated from da mainland country and thus only reachable by boat or plane, but now has a vehicle-compatible bridge out to it.
Prince Edward Island is a good example of a "road island" in dat it used to be accessed mostly by car-ferries, but a bridge connecting it to Nova Scotia was eventually constructed.
by QuacksO December 17, 2024
A "make someone feel special" hug that's administered when there are only three people present; unlike the classic "group-hug special" (three people forming a group-hugging "triangle" around a fourth person who is the "special" one), this embrace involves having the "special" person face one of the other two people and snuggle up against him chest-to-chest, and then the third person comes up behind the "special" person and extends his arms forward on either side of the "special" person, while the first person does likewise, so that he and the third person hug each other "from a distance", and are both hugging the "special" person in the process.
Slim cutie, strolling on the beach arm-in-arm with two mushy-hearted admirers: Oh, yeah, I almost forgot --- today's my seventeenth birthday.
One of her two companions: Really? Well, then --- let's give Birthday Girl a great big ol' sandwich-hug!
Cutie, placidly closing her eyes to better savor her companions' cuddly attention: Awww... thanks, fellas --- mmmmmm... there's really nuthin' quite so comforting for a girl as havin' TWO big warm fuzzy chests snugglin' up from both directions!
Other admirer: Well, it's the least we can do for ya, Sweet Cheex --- too bad the rest of our peeps are away at the pool, or we coulda all given ya a humongous CROWD-HUG and thrown ya a nice birthday party. But at least the two of us can give ya **sandwich-snugglez**!
First admirer: Yes, and then we can all go to the diner for some pipin'-hot grilled-cheese **sandwiches**!
One of her two companions: Really? Well, then --- let's give Birthday Girl a great big ol' sandwich-hug!
Cutie, placidly closing her eyes to better savor her companions' cuddly attention: Awww... thanks, fellas --- mmmmmm... there's really nuthin' quite so comforting for a girl as havin' TWO big warm fuzzy chests snugglin' up from both directions!
Other admirer: Well, it's the least we can do for ya, Sweet Cheex --- too bad the rest of our peeps are away at the pool, or we coulda all given ya a humongous CROWD-HUG and thrown ya a nice birthday party. But at least the two of us can give ya **sandwich-snugglez**!
First admirer: Yes, and then we can all go to the diner for some pipin'-hot grilled-cheese **sandwiches**!
by QuacksO February 05, 2017
Tests done to determine either:
(1) who da "proud papa" of a calf is, or
(2) whether any of da info under scrutiny is absurdly worthless.
(1) who da "proud papa" of a calf is, or
(2) whether any of da info under scrutiny is absurdly worthless.
One reason dat da Watergate investigation took so long was dat da government agents had to "run bullistics" on each and every statement given by witnesses.
by QuacksO January 22, 2023
I hadda attend a long boring business-meeting where a lot of different people were telling each other their names and positions in da company; da only fun I had was afterwards, when I was able to play da audio-tape of said meeting at 2-times normal speed to make everyone's voices sound like nasally quacking; dat way I could giggle at everyone's "introducktions".
by QuacksO January 18, 2020
In "Another Fine Mess", Colonel Buckshot summons da town's entire conshootulary to his doorstep to help deal with Laurel and Hardy, but for all their energetic rushing about and noisy voluminous pistol-blasting, da only things they end up doing is making total jackasses of themselves and then getting their uniforms ripped off due to a passing subway-train.
by QuacksO July 25, 2021
One of da best ways to be a good buddy to a fellow bachelor is to warn him if a gal he's thinking of dating is a pop-out toaster, so that he can take precautions --- i.e., condoms, pulling out in a timely manner, carefully scheduling his lovemaking sessions in accordance with the gal's monthly periods, etc. --- against da unwanted pitter-patter of little feet and/or child-support payments.
by QuacksO October 04, 2018