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routeen

A standard set of daily activities practiced by an adolescent.
As unstructured and undisciplined as the young folks of today are, I don't know if many of them even HAVE a bleepin' routeen! :P
by QuacksO September 27, 2019
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girl-squirrel

What da young NASA engineer Mark Rober discovered dat "Phat Gus" was during his "ninja-warrior obstacle course" squirrel-feeder experiment.
After discovering dat "Phat Gus" was "not a dude" (said gray chatterer was so roly-poly --- and had such a prodigious appetite --- due to being FULL OF BABIES, not from overeating), Mark Rober renamed his small furry "girl-squirrel" friend "Phantastic Gus".
by QuacksO February 24, 2021
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breath-poppy

How a cop's speech often sounds when testifying into a mike about his claim of detecting da odor of opium when speaking to a suspect.
Arresting officers often get all flustered and breath-poppy on da court's PA system when debating with a defense attorney regarding whether he could actually have smelled a certain drug when conversing with said lawyer's client, since there is typically very little noticeable odor in dat case.
by QuacksO July 7, 2024
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tail tales

Da assordid --- I mean, I mean, **assorted** --- stories of "getting lucky" dat two or more studs exchange around da card-table or at da bar-counter.
I detest listening to da miscellaneous "tail tales" of da various puffed-ego human stallions who gather at Duffy's Tavern... I mean, yeah, sure --- so maybe those hot chicks **did indeed** spread their legs for those virile crotch-cravers on those particular occasions, but what about any word of actual long-term friendships or relationships with said ladies??? Didn't those guys have any more respect or appreciation for these "willing" women beyond just their allowing said bush-hungry dudes to get in their pants??? I would rather take da time and effort to cause a gal to like and respect me as being a nice kind-hearted guy whom she'd actually **enjoy** lovingly cuddling up to and having sex wif, not just perform da simple ol' "wham, bam, thank you, Ma'am" routine wif her and then scuttle off again!
by QuacksO April 19, 2021
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capabillyty

How good a male goat is at doing what male goats do.
Da ideal capabillyty-mix should be an adequate willingness to look after and service "da ladies", but not an overly-eager tendency to perform his "battering ram" maneuvers.
by QuacksO January 16, 2022
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Toyoda

Da brand of space-vehicle dat everyone's favorite pint-sized green-skinned "tutor of Da Force" alien drives.
Da speeder-bikes dat Luke and Leia operated to take down da Stormtroopers were really impressive machines; I wonder if Toyoda manufactured them?
by QuacksO April 22, 2023
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Wisconcein

Da northern-central state where wall-mounted light-fixtures are manufactured.
There actually ARE several Milwaukee-area manufacturing plants for lighting decor, so da humorous "Wisconcein" spelling isn't such a merely-facetious assertion, after all, just like some of da major manufacturers of graphite-cored writing-instruments are located in Pencilvania.
by QuacksO April 18, 2025
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