QuacksO's definitions
A biblical chapter recounting an early history of a group of islands in the southeast-Asian area of the Pacific.
I don't know why the Book of Philippines is even included in the Bible, since most events recounted there took place in the Middle East and Africa, not in southeastern Asia.
by QuacksO September 21, 2018
Get the Book of Philippinesmug. An assumed name dat you use so dat you can wet yer pipe at a pub where dey otherwise wouldn't serve you if dey knew yer real identity, either because you're underage or because you haven't paid your tab in a while.
I've never touched a drop of alcohol in my life and never intend to, so there would be no reason for me to ever use an aleias.
by QuacksO March 28, 2019
Get the aleiasmug. Salespeople who represent competing brands (Hamilton Beach™, Cuisineart™, Mr. Coffee™, Toastmaster™, etc.) of culinary machines have been known to abrasively Osteracize customers who place items of the older-fashioned brand in their shopping carts.
by QuacksO June 27, 2018
Get the Osteracizemug. Getting online is supposedly a good way to meet "willing" women, so maybe said "connection" could actually get you a "triple-bush-Jr." set of "connections" --- i.e., three furry "honey holes" from younger chicks.
by QuacksO July 10, 2025
Get the triple-Bush-Jr.mug. Refers to assorted court-proceedings (such as child-support lawsuits, paternity-tests, etc.) dat stem from a problem/dispute regarding whether or not a chick has had her baby-factory deactivated.
It's not always prudent for an eager stud to just trustingly believe a gal if she says dat she's had her girly-junk altered --- there's a definite risk of tubal litigation if things don't work out as planned. Using a condom and/or sticking to blow/hand jobs might be a wiser action.
by QuacksO December 21, 2020
Get the tubal litigationmug. Garfield seems to get wildly clawstrophobic for no reason at all, yet he also gets mad if he dioesn't receive **enough** attention from Jon... as usual, dat "hapless human" can't win when trying to satisfy/appease "da Presidential namesake of da feline world".
by QuacksO November 23, 2018
Get the clawstrophobicmug. 
Get the celibuttmug.