Definitions by QuacksO
Khan artist
A Khan artist would do well not to let da subject of his forgeries know about said watercolor-impersonations, or he would likely face said subject's "wrath".
Khan artist by QuacksO April 18, 2020
unclesocial
Why do parents' sisters always get da bum rap as far as negative connotations go, whereas their male siblings were always referred to in a positive light? About equal number of men are "antie-social" as da fairer gender are, just da same as there are plenty of ladies who are cheerfully "unclesocial", as well.
unclesocial by QuacksO April 17, 2020
cost 'n' puffer
Da super-economizing version of "cough 'n' sputter"; da term is formed by simply swapping a few letter-sounds around --- i.e., "coST 'n' PuFFer" instead of "coFF 'n' SPuTTer" --- and describes how you can save gas on a car-trip during fairly good weather when you wouldn't be excessively discomforted by "hoofing it" part of the way. So, rather than expensively travelling to each and every place on your errands-list by noisily chugging all around town in your ancient fuel-swigging auto-bubble with its clunky worn engine that misses and backfires a lot, you instead park at various spots along your travel-route and then wheezingly galumph around to your different "side-destinations" if they're not too far away and you won't have anything bulky/heavy to carry to/from said locales.
A large simple-design day-pack and a comfy pair of jogging-shoes are wise choices if you plan to make a "cost 'n' puffer" road-trip. One or more pullover hoodie-jackets and/or a sun-hat would be wise accessories, as well, if it's gonna be blazingly-bright, chilly, or windy that day.
cost 'n' puffer by QuacksO April 17, 2020
sporeadically
Refers to da random frequency dat you have coughing-fits from stepping on puffballs while strolling in da woods.
Enjoying da Great Outdoors is all well and good, and can indeed be very beneficial to your health. If you have allergies to pollen and mold, though, you might be wise to first consult da locals in da general area where you wanna go exploring, and inquire about what kinds of allergen-emitting plants are in da fields and woods, and where said problematic organisms are located, so dat hopefully you can avid sporeadically hacking up a storm during your treks.
sporeadically by QuacksO April 16, 2020
assk and ye shall receive
If you gots a nice shapely butt, tongue-lolling hornies will likely do/allow whatever you desire if you permit said tush-admirers to touch/squeeze/spank it --- "assk and ye shall receive".
assk and ye shall receive by QuacksO April 16, 2020
That's fine --- I'm bi
Da smart-alacky remark dat you glibly toss back at your "little princess/pumpkin" date's father when he warns you, "Whatever you do to my daughter, I'll do to you."
Demurely telling your new gal's dad, "That's fine --- I'm bi" may indeed be sarcastically amusing by implying dat you would actually ENJOY having said paternal dude make you "take it up da bum", but said remark could also "backfire" (pun not intended, but it works well here!), especially if dat family is of the conservative-minded variety... even if they don't truly believe dat you actually meant it, they may still be highly offended at da flippant "either/or" sexual reference, and so the girl may no longer wish to date you, and her parents may not want their precious Miss Vulnerable to be hanging around with "some foul-mouthed/coarse-minded dude" like you.
That's fine --- I'm bi by QuacksO April 16, 2020