Talko Bell

A "dieting" restaurant-chain where they serve you more "food for thought" --- i.e., interesting speeches --- than actual tummy-filling munchies.
Participating in da motor-mouthed activities at Talko Bell might indeed help you to cut back on meal-sizes, since you wouldn't have da chance to take bites of food very often, anyway.
by QuacksO February 09, 2023
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fibuciary

Someone who looks out for your best interests by making forked-tongues statements on your behalf.
A prime example of a fibuciary would be da notorious White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer's dispensing of "alternative facts"
by QuacksO June 10, 2020
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Massachewsetts

Da New England state where Violet Beauregarde came from; kids elsewhere in the state have begun to emulate her disgusting chicle-chomping habit.
I hear that Wrigley's Gum is planning to open a new plant in Massachewsetts to keep up with the demand for their delicious minty products.
by QuacksO March 13, 2019
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crawmom

A female crayfish. Illegal to harvest, since they are "our future" of crayfish stock, just like female lobsters.
I hear that soon they're gonna start mandating that fishermen clip a V-notch in crawmom's tails to distinguish them from crawdads, just as they have to do with lobsters.
by QuacksO October 23, 2018
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Refers to either a lady's or guy's being of similar-enough height to his/her lovemaking-partner in order to engage in stand-up sex; otherwise, one of them is obliged to use a step-stool.
I appreciate any chick who is pleasant-natured and "willing", so I never bother with any "You must be this tall to enjoy this ride" height-requirement... besides, I prefer "doing it" while lying down on a comfy bed, anyway, and of course height is not ever an issue there.
by QuacksO May 01, 2019
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tic-tac-toes

A "fill in da ROWS wif exes and OHS" game dat you and your opponent draw on da sand wif your pointed feet. Each winner either receives a foot-rub from da loser or gets to massage da cute "downstairs digits" of his opponent. So no matter who loses, both of you end up as winners.
Playing tic-tac-toes wif pretty girls at da beach is super-fun all on its own --- regardless of whether you win or lose a round, you still get to savor their warm slender hands and feet. Extra points if you also have a hugs-or-kisses-reward arrangement wif said shyly-giggling damsels, whereby if "you're exes" in a game and you win, you get a warm smoochy-lipped kiss from da hot chick who lost, and if you lose, YOU get to give HER a kiss (and of course, if you specify dat said "oral affection" gesture has to be administered on da lips instead of da cheek, then you end up getting a kiss from her no matter what dat game's outcome was). And then if "you're ohs" and you win, da chick who lost has to give you a warm snuggly "arms-around", and if she wins, then you get to give her a big ol' squeeze of yer own (here again, da end-result is nearly identical, since said mutual clasp gives similar pleasure to both participants, no matter who "originated" it).
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derivetive

An alternatively-configured securing-device dat is designed somewhat-similarly to a standard "heat 'n' hammer" or "squeeze 'n' pop" fastener.
Molly-bolt and toggle-style drywall anchors are good examples of derivetives.
by QuacksO June 09, 2024
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