To remove a whitetail from da game-animal herds and designate it a "public pet" which nobody can legally shoot.
During hunting season, any "off limits" antlered ruminants should be fitted with a blaze-orange neck-cloth to warn nearby riflemen of said animals' commondeered status.
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
Get the commondeermug. Refers to either of two similarly-unhealthful "wound up" conditions:
(1) The fiercely-strong "internal burning" and obsessive determination that Indiana Jones had felt ever since he was a boy to recover the Cross of Coronado and donate it to Marcus Brody's museum for display in their collection of Spanish antiquities.
(2) Frustration/tedium-provoked high blood pressure, heart-palpitations, etc. suffered by a feverishly-aggravated returnable-containers collector who is repeatedly compelled to laboriously shake/rinse out slimy globs of rotted lime from each and every discarded Corona Light bottle that he comes across.
(1) The fiercely-strong "internal burning" and obsessive determination that Indiana Jones had felt ever since he was a boy to recover the Cross of Coronado and donate it to Marcus Brody's museum for display in their collection of Spanish antiquities.
(2) Frustration/tedium-provoked high blood pressure, heart-palpitations, etc. suffered by a feverishly-aggravated returnable-containers collector who is repeatedly compelled to laboriously shake/rinse out slimy globs of rotted lime from each and every discarded Corona Light bottle that he comes across.
Why can't beer-imbibers just add lemon juice to their bottled drinks 'stedda stuffin' in huge chunks of whole limes?! I mean, don't get me wrong, now --- I **do indeed** deeply appreciate it when generous folks around town give me their huge "after da party" piles of empties to cash in, but still... I am soooooo totally gonna get a major case of coronary distress (not to mention carpel tunnel syndrome if I hafta keep abusin' my poor weak wrists) from my agonized shakin' out of all da 0%!$&#!@ fruit-blobs from every single bleepin' one of all these narrow-necked bottles here, not to mention havin' to also slosh-rinse each bottle afterwards in my water-filled 5-gallon plastic bucket here, to remove da stinky-moldy pulp-residues! (Sorry, but I respect the hard-workin’ redemption-center staff far too much to give them filthy-messy bottles, thank you very much!) And THEN of course, I’m also gonna hafta CLEAN UP ALL DA SLOPPY ROTTEN CITRUS-CLUMPS outta my door-yard after I get done processing my returnables, so that visitors don't slip on them or track in yuckies onto my nice clean carpet!
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
Get the coronary distressmug. The areas of your "personal" real estate that hurt from excessive/prolonged exertion, being twisted in the wrong direction and/or slept on wrong, Arthur Itis and/or Charles Horse, etc.
I gave my firewood-supplier buddy some sample-packets of Ben Gay "in case you have a few aches", and he jokingly replied that he had "acherage" ALL OVER his body.
by QuacksO August 03, 2018
Get the acheragemug. Some people think dat practicing "showgun" is da best way to let everyone know dat "you're carrying"; personally, I think it's just a lot of flashy arrogance dat makes observers uneasy and resentful.
by QuacksO May 28, 2022
Get the showgunmug. Can refer to either:
(1) Conditions so frustrating/stressful/frightening that you cannot help shrieking in terror or exasperation, or
(2) A situation where you are obliged (or feel free!) to holler at your former lover/spouse.
(1) Conditions so frustrating/stressful/frightening that you cannot help shrieking in terror or exasperation, or
(2) A situation where you are obliged (or feel free!) to holler at your former lover/spouse.
Against my better judgement, I took a middle-aged alcoholic dude to see his former girlfriend about the possibility of his moving back in with her. She was visibly annoyed at the encounter and even seemed somewhat put out with **me** for even having brought that deadbeat to her house in the first place, so I treaded super-lightly, gently explaining to her that the guy had merely asked me for a ride there ("I know nothing about this matter, Ma'am; I'm just the driver."); I could clearly see that these were definitely exscream circumstances.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
Get the exscream circumstancesmug. Refers to da conclusions of a safety-assessment study dat determined dat a proposed/practiced sloshing-through-da-shallows activity was one which was still advisable despite there being minor-to-moderate health/safety-hazards associated wif said noisy splashing.
A comparatively-small number of local overly-concerned parents protested about da present-but-negligible dangers of allowing their little ones to search tidal pools for small aquatic creatures, but considering da recreational and educational virtues of said endeavors, most people concluded dat "the benefits outwade the risks".
by QuacksO June 08, 2023
Get the benefits outwade the risksmug. Refers to a “total care and satisfaction” practice whereby da company’s employees bribe customers wif da “ultimate favor” if they will buy said establishment’s products and/or otherwise do business wif said vendor.
Good luck on asking da luscious looker behind da counter of an adult-products store about “sales and cervix” --- just because they do indeed sell dildos and love-dolls doesn’t mean dat da employees themselves will actually provide you wif “da real thing”.
by QuacksO October 08, 2023
Get the sales and cervixmug.