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If you don't want a criminal wreckord:
(A) don't drive while impaired, and
(B) watch where da HECK you're going whenever you're behind da wheel!
(A) don't drive while impaired, and
(B) watch where da HECK you're going whenever you're behind da wheel!
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
Get the criminal wreckordmug. I am not much into Poeetry or horror stories, but I did really like The Great Edgar's more-light-hearted tales, "The Gold Bug" and "The Purloined Letter".
by QuacksO January 24, 2020
Get the Poeetrymug. Da study of fist-bruises and other visible signs of physical-violence contact to identify who committed said assault-crime.
With modern-day bullystics technology, Biff Tannen could not likely get away with his '50's-and-'60's-era strong-arm shenanigans nowadays.
by QuacksO April 9, 2023
Get the bullysticsmug. Mrs. Wilson adores Dennis, and loves having him over for milk and cookies. Her cranky husband, on da other hand, has no patience for said freckle-faced skallywag, and therefore always wants to just "boo da pest".
by QuacksO January 13, 2024
Get the boo da pestmug. People appreciate attractiveness and health when choosing decorative plants and interesting sea-life for their homes, so da better-looking dat said items for sale are, da more anemoney folks will be willing to pay for dem.
by QuacksO February 26, 2022
Get the anemoneymug. A major Central-European city to visit if you're "hungary" for some a**; if you are indeed given access to da "moon" of a gal there, though, it would be wise to ask her whether or not her "moon is past", in order to hopefully avoid unwanted future events.
Hungarian chicks are known for being somewhat more "open" to da concept of "opening" their legs, so you might indeed "get lucky" in Bootypest.
by QuacksO April 23, 2025
Get the Bootypestmug. An abnormal condition of yer peepers due to yer having eaten too MANY of those hairy orange veggies.
Mother: Eat your carrots, dear.
Son: Why should I, Ma?
Mother: They're good for your eyesight.
Son: How do you know?
Mother: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
(Well, that may indeed be a valid point, Mom, but what about bunnies who chow down on EXCESSIVE quantities of Mr. McGregor's vermilion-colored garden-produce, and develop carrotoconus?! Da famous story only talks about Peter's needing camomile tea after his jacket-losing misadventures, but it doesn't go on to tell if he also needed corrective lenses sometime in da future from consuming too much Vitamin A!)
Son: Why should I, Ma?
Mother: They're good for your eyesight.
Son: How do you know?
Mother: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
(Well, that may indeed be a valid point, Mom, but what about bunnies who chow down on EXCESSIVE quantities of Mr. McGregor's vermilion-colored garden-produce, and develop carrotoconus?! Da famous story only talks about Peter's needing camomile tea after his jacket-losing misadventures, but it doesn't go on to tell if he also needed corrective lenses sometime in da future from consuming too much Vitamin A!)
by QuacksO February 5, 2025
Get the carrotoconusmug.