What ya do when ya wanna hold hands "skin-to-skin" wif yer hunnybunny while strolling around town together, but it's cold outside and so ya both have to wear gloves. What ya do is to simply "share" one pair of gloves between the two of you (put the left glove on your left hand and the right glove on yer companion's right hand), interlace the fingers of yer bare right hand with those of your sweetie's left hand, and then tuck your clasped hands inside your right jacket-pocket to keep both hands warm.
Doing da inside-of-pocket hand-clasp is usually okay for short periods of time, but eventually one or both of you may start to get a wrist-cramp from the slightly awkward grasp-angle, or your upper wrists may begin to get chilly from being partially exposed to the cold air. If the latter issue is the case, wearing a flock-lined pullover-hoodie can sometimes eliminate this discomfort, since this style of garment will usually have a nice long horizontal pocket that's specifically intended for "storing" your hands, and so you can both "burrow" your hands a lot "deeper" inside the jacket's thick cloth "tunnel" and thus have all of your wrist-skin covered.
by QuacksO October 22, 2018
Get the inside-of-pocket hand-claspmug. I'll say one thing for nudist colonies --- they surely take the "laundry-saver" notion to a whole new level... they are known for buying very little detergent or fabric-softener, especially during warmer months.
by QuacksO October 20, 2018
Get the laundry-savermug. King Ahasuerus' wife is known for her bravery and boldness; perhaps da Estherogen in her system provided said exceptional fortitude.
by QuacksO August 23, 2022
Get the Estherogenmug. An extra "X-chromosome-possessor" fee dat a dude hasta shell out in certain situations, such as if he wants to accompany a chick into an enclosed dwelling or other non-public locale, and so da services of an employed chaperone would be needed.
Some guys would protest dat a sircharge is illegal gender-discrimination, but if he wants to participate in activities hosted by ultra-conservative-and-proper folks, he would need to play by their rules.
by QuacksO November 07, 2023
Get the sirchargemug. I had a hard time navigating by my boat's binnacle --- its needle-card just kept spinning around in circles, and thus showing all kinds of random "east-northwest by south" readings --- till I realized it was being affected by the magnetized eyelets in the cloth cap I was wearing! Duhhhhh..... :P
by QuacksO January 27, 2020
Get the east-northwest by southmug. Denotes the status of frequently making an verbal commitment to spread your legs as "collateral" for a favor that someone else does for you, such as loaning you money, giving you a ride, performing manual labor for you, etc.
Agreeing to help a promisecuous lady may be all well and good, but one should consider how likely it is that said chick will actually keep her word when the time comes for her to "deliver the goods".
by QuacksO November 28, 2018
Get the promisecuousmug. Museum curator: German officials offered me some of Adolf Hitler's personal belongings, but I told them that I'd rather not have any memorabelial on display in my museum.
by QuacksO October 12, 2020
Get the memorabelialmug.