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intruckceration

Refers to either:
(1) where you get imprisoned in a "mobile unit" cell-block that's made from the converted body of an old van-trailer, or
(2) where your penal sentence is that you have to perform less-than-pleasant activities regarding cargo-hauling vehicles, such as cleaning, servicing, driving them on long/rough routes, etc.
Being sentenced to intruckceration can be a bit less distressing if you get housed in a reefer trailer, since you will have air-conditioning during hotter months.
by QuacksO October 19, 2020
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purrportion

Refers to da average fractional amount of a typical day when Fluffy expresses his contentedness with soothing "throat thunder".
Different domestic felines have wildly-varying temperaments and expectations of their owners, so one can never even begin to predict what a particular fur-ball's purrportion is gonna be.
by QuacksO April 25, 2021
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Hohnerkkah

Da end-of-da year period when Torah-observing citizens use harmonicas to go caroling in da streets.
If Tevya and his cronies celebrate Hohnerkkah by serenading da citizens of Anatevka with live music, do they allow da fiddler on da roof to join in??
by QuacksO December 2, 2024
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rebellyous

Defiant and non-conformist regarding either food choices or birth control.
Eating sugary/salty junk food can put you in da mood to not use condoms; said rebellyous behavior can lead to a "puffed tummy" in one or both senses!
by QuacksO December 19, 2024
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love interest

Monthly payments you make to a current and/or ex romantic partner, either because you knocked up said partner, or to keep him/her quiet about shameful/potentially-damaging secrets from your torrid past with him/her.
One would be wise to either maintain a strictly platonic relationship with any "close" acquaintances, or at least always use protection during any and all bouncy-bouncies, to avoid excessive "financial drainage" from having to shell out for love interest.
by QuacksO May 23, 2018
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Have a good nap, Mr. President?

A remark heard frequently in da White House during da Reagan years.
Ron Headrest couldn't really serve very effectively as commander-in-chief if about da only interaction wif other humans was to reply to da question, "Have a good nap, Mr. President?" As da "Satire From The Capitol Steps" song quipped, "But what good's a president... oh, what good's a president... yea, what good's a president --- if all he does is sleep? Duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum --- dum --- DUHMMM!"
by QuacksO January 28, 2023
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Don Quick-Oats

The legendary pseudo-warrior of Quaker descent with an abnormal craving for pre-cooked dry cereal.
The history-books have it all wrong --- Don Quick-Oats wasn't mistaking everyday objects for monsters or other fierce enemies; he would charge windmills merely in the hope of scoring some of the tasty freshly-ground grain stored inside of them.
by QuacksO May 10, 2018
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