What listening to too many reruns of da "Heeeeeeere's Johnny!" show may be if you're sensitive to crappy-a** foolishness.
In "The Shining", Jack's potential harm to Wendy was a lot more serious than merely being Carsonogenic when he axed the door and blurted out his famous Ed-McMahon-impersonation line!
by QuacksO November 08, 2022
Da long succession of sweet-tooth-afflicted children who descend on da driving- and marching-exhibits for Independence Day dat are lined up at da starting-point, and beg candy off'n them while they're still just sitting there, even before said procession actually gets started on their clanging and booming way down Main Street!
Many towns have stopped allowing candy to be distributed at their annual "mass-march down Main Street" shindig, to reduce da safety risks and health detriments; said restriction prevents said festivities from including an initial "paraide", as well.
by QuacksO July 09, 2023
Da frequent sabotaging of one's attempts to "eat wholesome" or stay on a strict low-cal/carb diet to lose weight and/or otherwise improve his health by purchasing only "basic" and "natural" groceries; said messing-up occurs when either you get jovially invited to "consume mass quantities" by your Coneheads-appetited buddies at a party or backyard barbecue, or you unexpectedly come across some leftover/discarded food that is still safe/edible... hey, for this latter example, you absolutely HAVE to eat it, right? We can't be wasting food, now, can we, especially when there are children starving all over the world; it saves on your grocery-bill, as well. And besides, salvaged food --- by the virtue of your conscientiously not letting it go to waste --- isn't fattening, anyway; only food that either you're served or you actually go and PURCHASE adds on da pounds... everybody knows THAT!
Two classic examples of a free-food fiasco are (1) where Hagar goes out on his porch and finds a huge cornucopia of tasty rich treats labeled, "For Hagar"; he sadly remarks, "This always happens whenever I go on a diet!", and (2) where the irritable and acutely-nicotine-dependent Dr. Becker is trying to give up da cancer-sticks, but then finds several unopened boxes of them in a dumpster behind his workplace.
by QuacksO August 12, 2019
With my weak achy muscles, I prefer to either dress lightly or simply walk around naked, so I super-detest having to don Januwear during da depths of winter.
by QuacksO September 28, 2021
To indulge in da "loose-'n'-willing" feminine actions dat soft-'n'-warm-flesh-craving studs are always tongue-lollingly wishing dat hot chicks would display more often.
If da desirable girls in da world would just "missbehave" a little more, they could make countless "hot-in-da-crotch" dudes be very happy campers.
by QuacksO June 30, 2019
Carrying objects in a backpack is a good falternative to awkwardly lugging them in your arms, where you might stumble and drop said cargo.
by QuacksO April 06, 2021
by QuacksO February 24, 2019