An Air B&B sounds like an excellent source of "R&R", but would the prices for said accommodations be "sky-high"???
by QuacksO November 12, 2019
Committing "regular" espionage has serious-enough risks just by itself, since your own country will likely take severe measures against you if they find out that you've been stealing their sensitive information. But dabbling in b-espionage can be even more "hazardous to your health", since your country's enemies may be even more infuriated when they find out that your information was bogus, and so they may hunt you down for retribution even more doggedly/savagely than your own government might have.
by QuacksO February 22, 2019
Refers to the "evidentiary" accumulation of old dusty "spider-lace" over the access-opening to some area or device, thus proving to observers that you have indeed not been messing around in said locale, just as you'd stated you hadn't.
When the well-servicing guys came to replace my submersible water-pump and removed the well-pipe's outer cap, there was a thick layer of obviously-many-years-old cobweboration layered over the end of the pipe, showing the guys beyond any doubt that this was the first time it had been uncovered since they themselves had installed it well over a decade earlier. I gigglingly said, "You see? Long live spider's webs! This proves conclusively that I haven't had my cotton-pickin' hands down there, and so the pump's malfunctioning couldn't possibly have had anything to do with meddling on my part!"
by QuacksO May 08, 2019
Da "How well did we do?" poll, questionnaire, etc. dat a place of business asks its customers to participate in wif regard to their level of satisfaction on da attentiveness/helpfulness of its staff.
School-cafeteria workers are notorious for being grumpy and resentful when dishing out food at lunchtime, and da students often think dat said comestibles are awful, and so perhaps one should think twice about requesting feedback from said less than-satisfied youngsters --- da results of said servey might not be very welcome!
by QuacksO June 29, 2023
The best that could be expected regarding some object, business-establishment, locale, or condition somewhere in the famous --- or maybe "INfamous" would be more fitting way to describe it --- "birthplace of Dallas".
Idealey, John F. Kennedy's motorcade should have included a bulletproof-glass shield over the presidential limo, a different route should have been chosen, it should have been moving faster, and there should not have been any stops along the route of travel.
by QuacksO August 20, 2024
Da military claims dat serving your country will "make a man out of you", but often all it really does is make you think dat arrogance and insensitivity are olbigotory.
by QuacksO February 23, 2021
I had to transfer from the finishing department to the structural-wood-fabricating room at the furniture-factory because I was coming down with veneereal disease.
by QuacksO June 17, 2018