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A weekend cash-raising event where either you are selling strips of sod from your front lawn, or all the items for sale are three feet long.
I was gonna widen the asphalt parking-area in front of my house, so I carefully cut the grassy sod into easy-to-manage three-foot-long strips, neatly rolled it up and bagged it, and then held a yard sale.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
Get the yard sale mug.Sarcastic term for da extended period dat it typically takes someone whose mind works super-slowly to decide on anything.
Jack Benny only took a few seconds to decide da hilariously-famous "Your money or your life" choice, but to da impatient crook, it seemed like a mullenium!
by QuacksO February 13, 2024
Get the mullenium mug.Richie Rich Jr. viewed his sandlot-kid pals as quite da luxjury, in dat they would both advise him regarding how certain items in his company's tasty line of comestibles would likely appeal to da general public, and have his back in times of distress or danger.
by QuacksO January 26, 2025
Get the luxjury mug.Corporate greed of Johns-Manville et al caused them to blatantly disregard the extreme hazards of asworstas.
by QuacksO October 20, 2024
Get the asworstas mug.What a cutie-chick receives when nestling her head between two nice guys' warm fuzzy chests during a group-canoodle.
The symphony of a stereo-heartbeat hug is one of the most heavenly sounds in the world for a gal to hear, and is very easy and simple to experience --- just smilingly offer two friendly dudes a group-hug, and then lean yer head over in front when they obligingly cuddle up on either side of ya, so dat ya can press yer ears against their hearts.
by QuacksO December 19, 2018
Get the stereo-heartbeat hug mug.Da jumbled line of hastily-cast-off shirts, pants, underwear, etc., dat you'd follow to discover which bedroom or other private enclosed space dat a horny couple hurried into in order to partake of a delightful bouncy-bouncy.
Generally you and a new chick don't hafta worry about getting "busted" by fellow humans if you live by yerself in a house or apartment, but if there are others in da vicinity, you'll wanna avoid a glaringly-obvious "trail of clothes" by forcing yourselves to wait till **after** you shut da bedroom door before you start lustfully peeling off each other's garments.
by QuacksO August 8, 2025
Get the trail of clothes mug.Da infamous 50th House speaker always claimed to "do great things" while he was in office, but da scandalous behavior dat came to light towards da end of his political career pretty much newtralized any good feelings dat folks might have had for him previously.
by QuacksO March 11, 2022
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