hexcessive

Sticking too many pins in a voodoo doll.

If you merely want to make your enemy feel moderate discomfort, using more than three or four curse-bodkins might be hexcessive.

by QuacksO November 13, 2024

pharaohmones

Love-chemical vapors emitted by ancient Greek sovereigns.

Ramesses II and his contemporary head-honchos were known to have women lining up for "da ultimate act", so I wonder if said supreme rulers were emitting lots of pharaohmones that attracted said willing females?

by QuacksO August 23, 2025

involunterry

Donning or sewing with flannelette without realizing it.

If you're too sleepy to realize dat you walked out into da village square just wrapped in yer fluffy bathrobe, you might be subjected to an "involunterry stop" by said town's finest! :P

by QuacksO November 30, 2024

crabnormal

Da typical behavior of either skittering sideways or being grumpy.

Newcomers to Sesame Street might be taken aback by Oscar The Grouch's perpetually sour manner, but his pals all know dat it's merely crabnormal for him to behave dat way.

by QuacksO June 28, 2025

diabettic

An insulin-dependent person whose condition causes him to purchase way too many scratch-off tickets.

My cousin is a diabettic, so I always take her grocery-shopping at the local Amish store where they eschew anything to do with gambling, so that she doesn't feel tempted by any of those rolls of shiny removable-paint-dotted cards.

by QuacksO April 07, 2019

Fantasy

A dreamed-of-but-non-existent euphoric/Utopian status that certain people expect to achieve from drinking Fanta.

Fantasy is a serious-enough delusion to have, but if this unrealistic mindset is maintained for a long enough period, the condition can progress into full-blown Fantacy, whereupon a straitjacket will likely be required.

by QuacksO June 17, 2018

marbitration

Gavel-BANGING procedures regarding da BANGING-into-and-aesthetically-damaging actions of careless people.

One should always take photos of any pre-existing "scratch-'n'-dent" imperfections in rental-equipment before it ever leaves da lot in yer possession, to avoid undeserved marbitration afterwards.

by QuacksO April 23, 2025