Using an electric trolling-motor gives you da "best of both worlds" when it comes to spending a day on da lake --- you are spared da oardeal of having to paddle, but you still get a silent 'n' serene boating experience, since there is virtually no propulsion-noise to disturb your enjoyment of da peaceful beauty and subtle sounds of nature.
by QuacksO April 02, 2022
I could never understand how Jon heals so fast after one of Garfield's infamous mewtilations --- in the next day's cartoon, he always looks fine and unblemished.
by QuacksO April 17, 2021
A little-known relative of the infamous fanatical Palestinian political "heavyweight". Far less militaristic or radical (not to mention a lot less corpulent --- i.e., "fat") than his "black sheep" kinsman, he emigrated to the United States and founded a clinic for helping people lose weight and achieve trim fitness.
Yassar Arathin has enjoyed modest success with his dieting clinic; he has also made a small side-business of helping people decide how to spell the last name of another infamous Arab extremist leader, Muammar Gaddafi (or "Gadhaffi", "Khadaffi", "Quadaffi", etc.).
by QuacksO October 06, 2018
Where big-rigs end up after they get excessively damaged, deteriorated, or worn to be usable for hauling.
by QuacksO February 05, 2023
Refers to any debris-cluttered horizontal-topped item of furniture normally used for dining, writing/drawing, repairing/constructing, etc.
You can often tell the difference between a bachelor-pad and a couple/family-apartment simply by glancing around to observe how stuff is arranged --- if there's a lady in the house, everything will generally be neat and orderly, whereas a guy who lives alone will likely have at least one crap table where the flotsam and jetsam of typical everyday single-dude existence tends to gravitate to and then never see the light of day for months... he simply tosses his randomly-acquired tidbits there because at the time the items seem too precious/possibly-useful to discard, but then when he eventually has to rummage through his "treasures" to find some solitary item he put there six months ago, he face-palmingly wonders why he ever held onto most of the crap in the first place (extra points if he thought to drag over a wastebasket before beginning his "attack" on the pile).
by QuacksO February 04, 2018
A dude who's had a long list of marriages, only to have each of his consecutive wives die and/or disappear under questionable circumstances.
Aside from execution, the only sure way to stop a black widower from continuing his ghastly lifestyle is to have him marry a black widow. Further explanation unnecessary.
by QuacksO April 06, 2018
Combining a large-size container of quick oats wif a standard cylinder-box of dehydrated Thompson Seedless delights creates a raisinable proportions-ratio of cereal and fruit; one then only has to pour out da desired amount of said mixture into a bowl, add milk, and partake of said easy snack.
by QuacksO April 20, 2023