QuacksO's definitions

Aiden Attendance

Da name of a super-caring dude who is permitted to ride along for free (i.e., "companion fare") on a bus or plane because he provides cheerful assistance for a physically/mentally-challenged individual who is also taking said public-transportation service.

If two handicapped people travel together and they each provide necessary assistance to the other (i.e., perhaps one can hear better, and the other has clearer eyesight), could they BOTH ride for free by each of them's claiming to be nicknamed "Aiden Attendance"?

by QuacksO May 17, 2020

finomenon

An interesting/amazing fact or performance regarding our scaly gill-breathing underwater-inhabiting friends.

I've never heard of an instance of flying fish's forming large "flocks" in the air, but if they did, that would certainly be an amazing finomenon to watch.

by QuacksO April 19, 2021

alphabetical Arkansas

Wacky 'n' wonderful "A-to-Z" definitions pertaining to da "state wif another state's name inside it" region.

Prime examples of "alphabetical Arkansas" include:
Barkansas: A locale where da dogs are prolifically vocal.
Darkansas: A deep-south demographic where a lot of da citizens are either well-tanned or of African descent.
Harkansas: Where everyone either actively recalls past eras or listens up and pays attention.
Larkansas: A land with lots of songbirds.
Markansas: A state where either Mr. Twain lived, or they make extensive use of chalk and/or Sharpie-pens to identify items, specify locations/measurements, etc.
Narkansas: A "stool-pigeon mecca" where zealots habitually turn anyone over to da Feds who's associated with less-than-legal medicinal/recreational substances.
Parkansas: An area where young folks regularly share delightful "lovers lane" encounters.

by QuacksO October 6, 2024

unforetunate

How Auric Goldfinger ended up in da end when trying to cheat at golf.

Gert Frobe's character thought for sure dat he had Double-Oh-Seven's losing da golfing-match right in his pocket thanks to OddJob's sleight of hand --- or rather, of pant-leg, in his case --- in producing a duplicate golf ball, but thanks to da equally-wily Bond and his own clever manipulation of said dimpled spheres, it is da rich smuggler who ends up being unforetunate instead.

by QuacksO March 16, 2024

bedside vaporlock

Refers to the embarrassing --- not mention messy --- end-result of groggily rolling over on your side at da edge of da bed to use your screw-top pee-jar without having to actually stand up, but then --- in an effort to ensure that you won't splash or spill any urine as you're taking your whiz, you unknowingly press da rim of da jar too firmly against yer abdomen and thus form a tight seal between da rim and yer gut, causing gradual pressure-buildup inside da jar as it fills with your pee, and eventually forces droplets of urine-mist to explosively splutter out from around the rim.

One simple way to reduce the chance of bedside vaporlock is to refrain from shaving yourself "down there", since smooth rubbery freshly-denuded skin always permits a much easier/better "vacuum seal" than if there are thick wiry bristly hairs in the way. Unlike your scalp-tresses or beard, pubic hair usually only gets so long and then simply falls out (think, those short coarse springy hair-curls that you always find in your briefs and in da shower-stall), so unless you have a jock-itch/odor problem or your romantic partner strongly prefers da Baldy from Baldymoore look, there should seldom if ever be a need to "mow da downstairs lawn".

by QuacksO November 22, 2018

rebella

A serious infectious disease caused by being overly/groundlessly rebellious.

Ethan Couch pleaded affluenza in defense of his monstrous actions, but it sounded a lot more like rebella to me --- both he and his over-indulgent dad had been bucking the system in ways that didn't even make sense; rather than refusing to do something unreasonable, they were merely wanting a "bigger slice of the social pie" than they deserved; i.e., they were protesting against necessary and appropriate requirements that everyone has o abide by in order to co-exist harmoniously with fellow humans and not be a burden or danger to athers.

by QuacksO October 10, 2018

respawnsibility

What teenagers should have regarding reproductive activity.

"Conceivably" --- pun not intended --- adolescents should practice prudent respawnsibility, but given their raging hormones and perpetual horniness, they often are found to be just copiously splashing their eggs and sperm all over da place!

by QuacksO July 23, 2025