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A.k.a. finely-pulverized talc. A substance utilized when you want to find out who's been cutting the cheese, but nobody's willing to 'fess up; the simple procedure involves having everyone strip down and stretch out on their stomachs, whereupon you sprinkle a moderate dusting of baby-powder on the lower half of their ass-cheeks, then watch for a "puffball eruption" --- busted!
Using fart-detecting compound can indeed be an excellent way of reliably determining "who did it", but you will want to be wary about slapping said odiferous-offender's butt afterwards, especially if you're an attractive female --- as you are all too aware, many dudes actually **enjoy** getting spanked by a cute gal (we find it fun and hilariously amusing, plus it makes us horny), and so your hot-headed attempt at getting back at said "whistleblower" may actually "backfire" --- literally! (Pun not intended, but certainly spot-on appropriate in this instance!) Said gassy dude --- and by extension, one or more of his other buddies in the room --- may then begin actively "tuning up the brass band" (and possibly even chow down on baked beans or other gas-producing delicacies to ensure an ample/continuous "supply" ) so as to "earn" smartly-administered swats from you, eventually leaving you with stinging palms and a major headache from da resulting stench.
by QuacksO December 4, 2018
Get the fart-detecting compound mug.The feeling of utter bowled-over amazement that Professor Brainard's observers felt during the Prof's assorted performances and demonstrations using flubber.
Sarah Reynolds: I used to be kinda skeptical of Philip's true inventing capabilities and the actual value of all his assorted wacky inventions, but after seeing what that amazing green goo could do, I am totally flubbergasted.
by QuacksO September 15, 2018
Get the flubbergasted mug.I always hated attending church and sitting on those yucky hard wooden benches, so as soon as I reached pewberty, I just always sneaked out da back door of da chapel and went for a long walk; since my parents weren't present at da services any longer, they were never da wiser.
by QuacksO January 28, 2023
Get the pewberty mug.A derisive/overly-critical remark made by a "spoiled rich-kid" type newcomer who has no idea what the other people are going through or how things are customarily done in that setting.
Youth-camp activities-director: Summer camp sure is a lot more pleasant without any debutaunts assailing our ears. Unfortunately, though --- especially since this is a family-income-based sliding-scale membership-price facility --- the managers of the camp feel obliged to accept the bratty "upper crust" offspring along with the usually-much-better-behaved middle-and-lower-class-family kids, since these little monsters' well-off parents pay a lot more to have their kids come here, and so the camp gets a large percentage of their operating-funds from these highfalutin families.
by QuacksO October 30, 2017
Get the debutaunt mug.Da freaked-out and exhausted emotions dat you experience after "heavy-duty" social interactions invoking minor/petty/non-existent issues dat one or more self-important and/or fame-seeking fellow humans have blown way outta proportion. Think, da red-faced and utterly-drained feeling you'd feel in grade school when da teacher would "make a Federal case" outta some extremely minor error or dispute/misunderstanding between you and one of her bratty/conceited classroom "pets".
I never bother reading "Dear Abby" anymore; too many of the letters are just preposterously-immature social-tiffs about stupidly-asinine interpersonal issues --- disgustedly wading through all of that usually gives me a major case of post dramatic stress disorder afterwards!
by QuacksO November 17, 2019
Get the post dramatic stress disorder mug.Heavenrude outboards are easy to start, fuel-efficient, ultra-quiet, and don't vibrate da livin' daylights outta ya whenever ya decide to "open 'er up" a little.
by QuacksO June 27, 2025
Get the Heavenrude mug.Where you falsely tag one or more legitimate e-mails as "spam" merely because you'd prefer not to read the messages due to their containing unwelcome content, such as reminding you that you owe money, are responsible for performing certain arduous/unpleasant tasks, etc.
Practicing "junk" filter abuse may indeed prevent unwelcome e-mails from showing up in your inbox, but it merely "delays the inevitable"... the chickens are still gonna come home to roost eventually (i.e., your creditors and/or da cops are still gonna come knocking on your door in da end), but by then they will be "cackling mad" at your selfish/offhanded ignoring of them and their genuine issues with you, and so they will likely scatter poop and loose feathers all over you (i.e., deal with you a lot more harshly) when they finally arrive on your doorstep, rather than just placidly settling down in their stalls for the night, the way they probably would have if you had simply addressed their concerns in a timely/appropriate manner in da first place!
by QuacksO October 28, 2018
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