Definitions by QuacksO

You can "keel" me later 

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.

You can "keel" me later by QuacksO October 16, 2020

pollyunsaturated 

Da healthiest kind of fat for your parrot to consume; check da ingredients on the cracker-box before feeding her one.

If you make sure to feed your chatty avian friend a diet that contains only pollyunsaturated fats, her feathers will be shiner and healthier, too, since all of a bird's body-fluids come from what it eats.

pollyunsaturated by QuacksO October 15, 2020

peaceanty 

A promise of non-combat for a specific period of time.

During my early-teenage years, I heard horror-stories of new military-recruits with pacifist beliefs who'd been solemnly promised that they would never have to "see actual combat", only to have said peaceanty broken almost right away. So I registered with CCCO at age 14, and swore off participating in the armed forces in any way.

peaceanty by QuacksO October 15, 2020

terry stop 

A brief detention dat da police perform on someone walking around town wrapped in just a towel or bath-robe.

One should securely pin his post-showering attire so dat said birthday-suit covering will stay "modestly" closed if he encounters any terry stops.

terry stop by QuacksO October 14, 2020

Whiskonsin 

Da state where dey make ribbed egg-stirrers and small hand-brooms.

Thank goodness for department stores --- if not for them, we'd all hafta travel clear to Whiskonsin for cooking-utensils, and all da way to Pencilvania just to stock up on writing-supplies!

Whiskonsin by QuacksO October 12, 2020

estimitt 

One's best guess as to da size, cost, etc. of a catcher's glove.

Everyone's hands and arms are different, so actually trying on a baseball glove is a wise choice before making an estimitt regarding how fitting or comfy it will be to wear when actually playing on da field.

estimitt by QuacksO October 12, 2020

memorabelial 

Refers to assorted items dat are saved to recall and represent da life of someone really awful.

Museum curator: German officials offered me some of Adolf Hitler's personal belongings, but I told them that I'd rather not have any memorabelial on display in my museum.

memorabelial by QuacksO October 12, 2020