Not to be confused with its kissing cousins tachymeter (measures distance) and tachometer (measures engine-speed), this GPS-oriented dashboard-mounted instrument informs you of how tacky your vehicle will appear to other humans in your current locale.
Depending on the predominant type of folks in a given area, your insipid-styled '86 Pontiac 6000 sedan could be judged as "tacky" or "rad". Portable tackymeters are also available for wearing on your belt or slipping into your pocket if you are simply on foot instead of driving, so that you can know how favorably your attire or physical appearance will "sit" with the majority of the locals.
by QuacksO March 08, 2018
Get the tackymetermug. Refers to either of two posterior-related statuses:
(1) An excessively-large behind, or
(2) An excessively-high reimbursement dat a gal charges males for access to said delightful squeezable pillowy two-sector blob of protoplasm.
(1) An excessively-large behind, or
(2) An excessively-high reimbursement dat a gal charges males for access to said delightful squeezable pillowy two-sector blob of protoplasm.
Da more exorbuttant a female is, da less exorbuttant her "price" is likely to be, since conceivably most guys prefer a firm round small-to-moderate-sized tushy, and so they don't really care all that much a huge squishy flabby floppy thing"back there" anyway.
by QuacksO April 23, 2022
Get the exorbuttantmug. Refers to da humorous "I really like you" gesture of not merely slapping da other person's hand when ya smilingly offer said pal a high-five, but instead interlacing yer fingers with his and really "hand-wrestling him good" for a few seconds. A great way of showing a cute lady how much you enjoy/value/desire her companionship while you have hold of her hand, anyway; hopefully she will allow you to maintain your joyful clasp of said warm/soft extremity for an extended period afterwards, and possibly even accompany you on a hand-in-hand stroll around town afterwards if her current schedule permits.
A clasp-retaining high-five is an awesome way to initially "break the ice" with a new gal and get her head-swimmingly starry-eyed for you.. play your cards right and you may have her lying back on your bed stark-naked within an hour or two.
by QuacksO March 16, 2019
Get the clasp-retaining high-fivemug. What a lady would think when seeing a huge juicy schlong dat she'd like to suck on --- "da thing speaks for itself" as far as seemingly inviting her to wrap her craving mouth around it.
Kisses-and/or-blowjobs-craving dudes could conceivably have da term "res lipsa loquitur" run through their own minds, also, if they spot a lady with shapely luscious speaking-appendages below her nose.
by QuacksO June 02, 2021
Get the res lipsa loquiturmug. Whether or not going topless in public is legal in coastal Massachusetts, it could still contribute to juvenile delinquincy.
by QuacksO June 21, 2024
Get the delinquincymug. A sweet/innocent-sounding term for frequent/ongoing financial handouts that one or more mooching relatives (such as adult-children or nephews/nieces) request/expect from one or more fiscally-solvent/responsible relatives (such as parents, grandparents, or aunts/uncles), step-relatives, or in-laws.
Disgusted step-father: Boy, when I agreed to a "family support" clause in the prenup, it never occurred to me that I'd be expected to actually FINANCIALLY SUPPORT my apathetic step-daughter and her lazy good-for-nothing live-in boyfriend! They act like they love and appreciate me, but I know they really only view me as a walking ATM!
by QuacksO January 02, 2017
Get the family supportmug. It's also possible for someone to "lapse into a Como" from being obsessed with da controversial governor of New York, although in dat case you would have to add a "U" to da person's name.
by QuacksO March 04, 2021
Get the lapse into a Comomug.