QuacksO's definitions

poutage

Can refer to either of two sulkiness-related matters:
(1) The degree a sour-faced discontent that someone exhibits.
(2) The feeling of whiny discontent that a person experiences during an interruption in a certain utility, such as electricity, phone, cable television, or internet.

I taught my children to love reading books at a very early age, so that they would not feel so much poutage during a snowstorm.

by QuacksO March 19, 2019

tic-tac-toes

A "fill in da ROWS wif exes and OHS" game dat you and your opponent draw on da sand wif your pointed feet. Each winner either receives a foot-rub from da loser or gets to massage da cute "downstairs digits" of his opponent. So no matter who loses, both of you end up as winners.

Playing tic-tac-toes wif pretty girls at da beach is super-fun all on its own --- regardless of whether you win or lose a round, you still get to savor their warm slender hands and feet. Extra points if you also have a hugs-or-kisses-reward arrangement wif said shyly-giggling damsels, whereby if "you're exes" in a game and you win, you get a warm smoochy-lipped kiss from da hot chick who lost, and if you lose, YOU get to give HER a kiss (and of course, if you specify dat said "oral affection" gesture has to be administered on da lips instead of da cheek, then you end up getting a kiss from her no matter what dat game's outcome was). And then if "you're ohs" and you win, da chick who lost has to give you a warm snuggly "arms-around", and if she wins, then you get to give her a big ol' squeeze of yer own (here again, da end-result is nearly identical, since said mutual clasp gives similar pleasure to both participants, no matter who "originated" it).

by QuacksO November 14, 2024

fibuciary

Someone who looks out for your best interests by making forked-tongues statements on your behalf.

A prime example of a fibuciary would be da notorious White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer's dispensing of "alternative facts"

by QuacksO June 10, 2020

attentative

Cautiously/hesitantly observant, cuddly and/or assisting, etc.

One should be very attentative around macho guys and feminists, since they often are fiercely independent.

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

derivetive

An alternatively-configured securing-device dat is designed somewhat-similarly to a standard "heat 'n' hammer" or "squeeze 'n' pop" fastener.

Molly-bolt and toggle-style drywall anchors are good examples of derivetives.

by QuacksO June 9, 2024

lieaison

What Fletcher Reede would have been if he'd done negotiation or representative work.

If two parties are themselves not always da most "honest 'n' honorable" in their dealings with each other, a skillful lieaison could be just what they need.

by QuacksO December 4, 2025

You must be this tall to enjoy this ride

Refers to either a lady's or guy's being of similar-enough height to his/her lovemaking-partner in order to engage in stand-up sex; otherwise, one of them is obliged to use a step-stool.

I appreciate any chick who is pleasant-natured and "willing", so I never bother with any "You must be this tall to enjoy this ride" height-requirement... besides, I prefer "doing it" while lying down on a comfy bed, anyway, and of course height is not ever an issue there.

by QuacksO May 1, 2019