Tany Nelson may indeed have "scored" by leading his lovely blonde being-in-a-bottle soulmate down the aisle, but other gorgeous-gal-craving dudes should not arbitrarily lose hope, since they could always try looking into said magic-powers-enhanced lady's Jeannieology, where they might possibly find other similarly-desirable female relatives whom they could marry themselves.
by QuacksO April 06, 2022
What every needle-and-thread-wielding human wishes dat he/she had to help ensure dat he doesn’t accidentally “go too deep” when plunging da sharp point to make a stitch!
Having sewnar would be especially useful when repairing clothing dat is still being worn by its owner, to reduce da chances of any “owie-sticks”, unwittingly attaching multiple clothing-layers together, etc.
by QuacksO October 08, 2023
Mild shock-value may indeed make people take notice of your place of business, but one should definitely consult a heckonomics expert before deciding whether to go dat route in an attempt to boost sales.
by QuacksO February 22, 2023
Nickname for a U.S. president who was on very "unstable" political turf, and thus he should be very careful not to "male waves" in Congress.
President John Tyler was a staunch supporter of slavery which any reasonable-minded citizen would oppose, so it's no wonder that he had a really Tippycanoe dude as a running-mate.
by QuacksO August 11, 2019
Both "Da Great W.H." and his grandson Ben were very unpopular as American presidents, so it appears dat da former's "Tippycanoe" status lived on in future generations!
by QuacksO August 22, 2022
The premature termination of life that Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley, and John F. Kennedy received as a "penalty for their crime" of merely being the current U.S. President.
My favorite "capitol punishment" joke is "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"
by QuacksO September 23, 2020
A sudden and widespread "firestorm" of cash-seeking litigation following a major disturbance in the political/social/economic "weather".
Once it is shown that a certain medication or other publicly-distributed product is unsafe or not properly tested, it generally sparks a veritable tsuenami of court-cases.
by QuacksO March 08, 2019