A huge stone monument in South Dakota dat celebrates a few of da less "speedy" U.S. Presidents; i.e., commanders-in-chief who really "took their sweet ol' time" in making significant changes to their country and its political attributes.
A lot of da U.S. Prez figures down through history are sarcastically viewed by many disgruntled citizens as being little more than dat --- "figures"... these dissatisfied folks feel dat da majority of da presidents were largely ineffective at actually making significant positive difference in da overall economy or da well-being of da country in general. It would therefore be difficult to choose which of these four-or-eight-year head-honchos should be remembered by having their ugly mugs recreated in granite and marble on Mount Dawdlemore, since so many of them were considered to have contributed so little to da health of da nation while they were in office.
by QuacksO December 06, 2020
Da cranky "shark week" period (pun not intended) of each month when a post-puberty chick feels da need to perform live music before an impromptu audience in da town square or city park.
Just like da "leave da hired help alone during intervals of intense household-chores activity" directives --- i.e., don't bother da maid when she's cleaning or da cook while she's baking, due to their being sternly laser-focused on said tasks, and thus any interruption might get you irritably whopped upside da head with either a broom or rolling-pin, respectively --- you should not "bother a lady while she's going through preminstrel syndrome", but should instead just let her play her instrument in peace!
by QuacksO December 02, 2024
A total bu**s**t course of action agreed upon by two or more parties; supposedly it comes with benefits for all concerned, but in reality the plan generally ends in disaster, often for everyone involved.
A classic case of a win/win solution "gone sour" --- literally --- would be when a commercial farming-outfit approaches a nearby cash-strapped community to ask if they can pay them some much-needed revenue to dump organic waste in an uninhabited area of the municipality... at first blush it may sound like a good deal, but of course what usually happens in reality is that said waste "stinks to high Heaven" so much that the townspeople angrily vote to close the dump-site, forcing the mega-farm to look elsewhere for a dumpsite, and obliging the town to pay astronomical sums to have the already-dumped waste carted off to be disposed of.
by QuacksO November 07, 2018
An uproarious party where people toss down copious amounts of malted beverages and guffaw raucously over every even-mildly-humorous remark that's drunkenly uttered by any of the participants.
A brew-haha can also be a coffee-break where people swig cups of joe laced with nitrous-oxide and then "laugh it up big time" afterwards.
by QuacksO December 29, 2019
"Like Papa, like Little Man."
Conceiving lots of male offspring with multiple women is sononymous with having a perpetually-horny love-pipe. If all of THEM inherit said "perpetually hot between their legs" attribute, though, it's anybody's guess whether there would actually be a sufficient number of "willing" chicks in da local area to satisfy that many eager young studs!
by QuacksO February 17, 2025
In da "Garrish Summit" segment of da "Bob and Ray Radio Show", da lack of corporate endoorance under da spineless Rodney Merchfield's leadership led to his selling said office-panels for $12 each to settle the week's petty-cash account.
by QuacksO April 16, 2022
Refers to da blame laid on da highway-department foreman's you-know-what if da blacktop-repair job isn't done properly.
D.O.T. foreman: I always research a job thoroughly, make sure dat da site is cleaned and prepared properly, and tell my workers to pour and spread da tar correctly, so dat hopefully nobody will come after me with an "assfault" complaint.
by QuacksO January 09, 2023