QuacksO's definitions

gray lady/gray man

What you disgustedly see when viewing a profile or friendship-request for someone who either has cancelled his/her Tagged account or has not uploaded a photo, and so all that's there is a "generic" pale-sliver silhouette of a gal's or guy's head, with no facial-features or other identifying details at all.

I think that a lot of ghosts must be creating profiles on Tagged/hi5, since a lot of them merely have gray lady/gray man images, and the profiles "fade away and disappear" so readily and frequently.

by QuacksO May 17, 2019

ajackity

What you'll need if you're a male human who's gonna accompany someone with "ajillity" to da summit of an inclined terrain-feature to fill yer H2O-bucket.

If da famous hill-climbing duo had possessed more "ajackity" and "ajillity", they might have completed their water-fetching errand without mishap.

by QuacksO August 21, 2025

wide-spread panic

What elder tongue-cluckers claim to feel anytime they hear of a lot of da hot chicks in their area being "free with their crotches" when approached by tongue-lolling young studs with raging boners.

Anytime I hear of a much-publicized "wide-spread panic" among da churchy grandparents and older aunts/uncles in a given area, I just roll my eyes and figger dat said eyebrow-raisers are either merely jealous dat they themselves aren't "getting any" at da time, and/or they are forgetting how they themselves often did da very same thing when THEY were these younger folks' age!

by QuacksO May 11, 2022

Plop, plop --- whiz, whiz

Oh, what a relief it is! (I.e., da bowels-clearing equivalent of Alka-Seltzer.)

"Plop, plop --- whiz, whiz" refers to what hopefully happens soon after you take a laxative --- i.e., you copiously expel lumps of poop in a long series of loud splashes in da toilet-bowl, while also urinating profusely (noisy farting optional); you also supposedly feel much more relaxed and comfortable afterwards, da same as da famous antacid promises.

by QuacksO June 21, 2024

poutage

Can refer to either of two sulkiness-related matters:
(1) The degree a sour-faced discontent that someone exhibits.
(2) The feeling of whiny discontent that a person experiences during an interruption in a certain utility, such as electricity, phone, cable television, or internet.

I taught my children to love reading books at a very early age, so that they would not feel so much poutage during a snowstorm.

by QuacksO March 19, 2019

addvocate

Someone who supports providing/creating more of something.

Congress does indeed need more addvocates when it comes to funding for legitimate programs and organizations, but they sure-as-shootin' need some "subtractvocates", as well, for the outrageous wages --- and the ability to shamelessly vote themselves a raise anytime they feel like it --- for the congresspeople themselves.

by QuacksO May 30, 2019

leiaison

A Hawaiian go-between who helps two or more individuals or groups to collaborate on common goals.

One could make a tidy income serving as a leiaison between lustful male mainland visitors and shapely "little brown gal" members of da local populace.

by QuacksO January 17, 2024