Definitions by QuacksO

illoomination 

Overhead lighting for doing weaving.

Hippie back-to-the-lander: I don't need no stinkin' electricity for seeing properly while I'm making yarn-creations on my knitting-machine --- my big skylights provide all the illoomination I need!

illoomination by QuacksO November 4, 2020

arrowdynamics 

Da drag-coefficient properties of feather-tailed projectiles.

Boss Hogg's henchmen would dismissively scoff at da Duke Boys' using merely traditional Native-American weapons over their own seemingly-superior powder-and-lead firearms during wild car-chases, but they were not counting on da exceptional arrowdynamics of da Duo Cousins' projectiles, not to mention da fact dat said wooden/aluminum staffs were fitted with dynamite-sticks on their tips.

arrowdynamics by QuacksO November 2, 2020

cullmination

Da eventual outcome of carefully weeding out da inferiors.

Da tulip-bulb company I ordered from claimed dat dey carefully select only da best bulbs for their customers, but da sorry-looking specimens dey sent me for their free-trial offer were mostly all rotted or excessively dried out, so I suspect dat da true cullmination of their supposedly-stringent sorting-efforts is dat dey actually send their reject-bulbs to their new trial-customers whom they don't know if they will actually become long-term customers or not.

cullmination by QuacksO November 2, 2020

green manure 

What you poop out from eating all of dat "chlorophyll rich" crap dat your parents make you choke down.

Maybe if your mom and dad let you eat lots of dark-chocolate items like cakes and candy-bars along with all of dat disgusting "health nut" veggie-food, it would make your poop a browner color and thus you wouldn't have such a problem with green manure every time you take a crap.

green manure by QuacksO October 30, 2020

exspearience 

Familiarity with handling and throwing da javelin.

King David was fortunate dat Saul didn't have more warrior-exspearience, or one of his vicious assassination-attempts might have been successful.

exspearience by QuacksO October 30, 2020

illeagueal 

Unlawful in a sports setting.

Some overly-rough or dangerous actions during a baseball game are illeagueal, regardless of whether it's in a professional setting or just a backyard game among pre-teen players.

illeagueal by QuacksO October 29, 2020

valetdicktorian 

Someone who's a real a**h**e when it comes to parking your car for you.

K.I.T.T. is a fully self-driving car and thus is always able to find a parking spot on his own, so Michael Knight never has to worry about any valetdicktorians' causing him grief in a V.I.P. parking lot.

valetdicktorian by QuacksO October 29, 2020