alement

An illness caused by tossing down too many tall frothies at da pub.
If you prefer light ale instead of dark, would dat mean you'd develop a "palement" if you consume it to excess?
by QuacksO April 28, 2025
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calmrade

Someone who tags along wif you and stabilizes your emotions during stressful situations.
As a condition of her probation, Madea was sentenced to attend anger-management classes, with dubious results (da highly-infamous wrecking of the little red sports car with the forklift is a classic indication of this ineffectiveness) --- perhaps da judge should also have assigned said "mad Black woman" a 24-hour calmrade, as well!
by QuacksO May 08, 2023
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rollin' in the dough

Pertains to the (illegal, unfortunately, thanks to "Big Tobacco" legislation!) act of using a cigarette-making machine to create hand-made smokes (i.e., "rolling" them), and then selling them comparatively cheaply to other people who cannot afford store-bought cigarettes, and thus the "dough" will come "rolling in".
If tobacco companies truly don't want private people to "roll in the dough" by selling home-made cigarettes, they should not charge such astronomical sums for their own factory-made smokes that they literally price a lot of lower-income people right out of their own market! Heck, these "nicotine giants" are totally "rollin' in the dough" already, so why don't they make it easier for all of us by making their products more affordable for the masses???
by QuacksO November 07, 2018
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Nebrasska

Da mid-western state where da bulk of da nation's copper and zinc come from.
If most of America's BRASS comes from NeBRASSka, and PENCILvania makes the bulk of our PENCILS, is lot of our FLOORing manufactured in FLOORida???
by QuacksO January 02, 2021
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C-SPAM

A major b**ls**t media-broadcaster that bombards us wif a constant deluge of useless crapola regarding our ineffective and corrupt government workings.
My cable company offered to include C-SPAM to my channels "package" for just $1.99 per month, but I opted out.
by QuacksO February 17, 2019
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galimony

Money you hafta spend if you wanna keep a hot chick as your main squeeze.
If a lady whom you are dating actually is of very limited means, then perhaps it might indeed be reasonable for her to occasionally ask you for a little cash to obtain a few basic necessities and/or simple comforts. Just be careful dat she doesn't start trying to force you into paying her "galimony" --- i.e., extra funds just to keep her by your side.
by QuacksO June 24, 2021
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adolessence

Da basic spirit and aura of a typical teenager's experience of everyday life.
Adolessence may indeed have some desirable attributes, but it can also include highly-distressing features such as raging hormones, acne, mood-swings, etc.
by QuacksO December 25, 2022
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