QuacksO's definitions

die-agnosis

That dreaded “you only have a short time to live” medical report that a doctor detests having to give, and he fervently hopes that there won’t be an ambulance-chaser within earshot.

Doctor: “Zheesh, I’m not looking forward to presenting that old geezer with my die-agnosis --- knowing him, he’ll likely slap me with a malpractice suit even though I’ve honestly done all I could for him. This aint my fault --- as I've tried to tell him a thousand times before, it’s his own dissipative lifestyle that’s killing him.”

by QuacksO September 1, 2012

Ethan Workbench

Someone of totally-opposite mentality and life-experience compared to that lazy rich-kid character who was all over the news a few years ago.

Some of the Ethan Workbenches of the world may suffer from indigencetion and otherwise have a boring and/or financially-rough existence, but at least they tend to know the true value of basic decency and responsibility, plus they generally don't go around tilting their noses in the air or steamrolling innocent victims in their father's Ford F-350 after drunkenly playing "spin the bottle" till all hours!

by QuacksO June 16, 2018

genieologist

Someone who obsessively collects antique glass bottles in the hope that there may be a genie in one of them.

Guy #1: Zheesh, dude, look at all those colored glass bottles sitting in the windows of that old fart's mansion. Must be a thousand of them!
Guy #2: Yeah, bud; weird, huh? Must be a genieologist.

by QuacksO February 23, 2012

tearanny

Dictatorial control facilitated though copiously-leaky facial waterworks.

I try not to arbitrarily think of a person's crying as being manipulation, but there are indeed some individuals who use said streaming-eyed blubbering merely as tearanny to try to get what they want.

by QuacksO October 6, 2020

introdiction

Using eloquently-learned words when telling Person A da name and occupation/position of Person B.

One should always make a great introdiction when acquainting two "important" individuals with each other.

by QuacksO October 6, 2024

Trumpany

"The Donald' and his assorted henchmen who are bringing this country down --- i.e., "Trump & Co."

If Trumpany has its way, we won't even BE a country worth sneezin' at in a few years.

by QuacksO December 9, 2017

pee-arranged location

Da spot near your hunting/fishing camp where you and your sportsman-buddies collectively decide to build da outhouse. Da way dat you determine said construction-site is by first allowing each of your pals to "vote" by "draining his radiator" at whatever spot dat he'd like da best, and then afterwards choosing da area wif da biggest wet patch.

Da problem wif choosing a pee-arranged location for your outhouse is dat at least one or two of your macho companions will likely "cheat" in their "voting" by either downing extra Bud Lights beforehand to make demselves take bigger whizzes, or by simply dumping their beer directly on their own personal favorite spots, thus messing up da actual size of each wet area, which of course were supposed to indicate how MANY guys had urinated there, not how MUCH "golden shower" had been deposited at each spot.

by QuacksO December 12, 2019