trainsvestite

A human whose uncommon physical/hormonal attributes causes him to prefer the company of railroad employees, and to enjoy wearing their cool-looking sleeveless uniforms (i.e., "vests").
Many trainsvestites wear the traditional gray/white pinstriped engineer/conductor uniforms as part of their everyday outfits; they may also like to don the work-uniforms of their significant other while they’re spending time with said person in order to feel closer to him, just as some “ordinary” romantically-involved people like to wear one or more articles of their partner’s clothing --- like a sweater or pair of jeans --- to show their warmly-affectionate feelings for the garments’ owner.
by QuacksO November 08, 2018
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quackgrass

"Wacky tobacky" dat is prescribed by a snake-oil doctor.
If you ask a phony physician why he is recommending dat you try QUACKgrass for your ailments, he will likely just "duck" da question.
by QuacksO June 11, 2020
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byelaws

Rules dat pertain to how humans bid fare-thee-well to each other.
I caught some serious flak for quietly leaving da employee Christmas-party a half-hour early, even though nobody had seemed to really care whether I'd stayed or not --- who knew dat da byelaws were dat strict 'n' stringent??
by QuacksO December 18, 2022
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Canadidate

A member of our "friends to the north" who is running for office.
I live in the USA, so I guess it would be illegal for me to vote for any of the Canadidates this year.
by QuacksO September 19, 2020
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buginner

Another definition of a "buginner" might be a person who is unfamiliar with going into forested areas, and thus neglects to take a can of OFF! Deep Woods insect-repellent with him.
by QuacksO August 03, 2025
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marshmellow

A more-friendly-and-placid-natured swamp-creature than da typical ones spoken about in cheesy "creature from da black lagoon" type flicks.
Quite a number of supposedly-evil monsters in "swamp-creature" films turn out to be fairly virtuous beasts once all's said and done (i.e., they are not truly evil at heart, and in fact sometimes actually help out humans in distress; they are merely hideous to look at, and thus they are initially feared and misunderstood, and/or evildoers give them a bad name because said morally-deprived individuals don't want the locals to side with the creatures when said creatures try to stop said evildoers from committing crimes), and so maybe these are the "marshmellows" among Earth's primitive "boggy creek" denizens.
by QuacksO December 15, 2019
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garbage

Special/required clothing (“garb”), such as work-uniforms or costumes, that the wearer resents/finds offensive because:

(1) the clothes are uncomfortable, cumbersome, too light/heavy for ambient temperatures, etc.
(2) the garments are inelegant or overly plain, and so he feels that wearing the clothes is demeaning
(3) he dislikes the colors, styles, etc. as being too bold, loud, and/or needlessly-formal for the job/occasion
(4) the clothes’ material is too delicate and/or hard to keep clean/neat/undamaged, and so he finds them an arduous chore to care for and keep out of harm’s way while wearing them.
Every time I go to work, I have to wear that revolting starched-denim garbage they dish out --- ironed and pressed --- from the laundry-room. Eeeyyyewww...
by QuacksO November 29, 2011
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