Definitions by QuacksO

equalibraum

Da state of balance and tranquility dat people born between da last quarter of September and da last quarter of October strive to attain.

Da zodiac symbol for da period between September 23 and October 22 is a set of gravity-scales, so it's only natural dat folks born during this time-period would strive for perfect equaLIBRAum. :P

equalibraum by QuacksO February 8, 2021

persimmony 

Stinginess wif your miniature-pumpkin fruits.

Lovely orange tomato-shaped fruits from China and Japan are often very costly to procure in da US, so one needs to possess quite a strong persimmony to avoid spending too much on them.

persimmony by QuacksO February 7, 2021

Allahbama

Da south-eastern state where da majority of America's devout-Muslim citizens live.

Da People Of Islam are known for being calm and relaxed, so da fact dat da state of Allahbama is located right next to caffeine-and-frenetic-speed-stoked Missizippy might cause issues.

Allahbama by QuacksO February 7, 2021

MacGrUBER 

A bumbling taxi-driver who frequently runs into things, takes a wrong route, shows up at the wrong address, forgets where he's supposed to be transporting his riders, drives jerkily and/or over rough terrain so that his passengers get jostled around, etc.

Private ride-services are notorious for screwing up or otherwise delivering below-acceptable performance/service, so one has to wonder how many MacGrUBERS are behind the wheel of those errant hacks!

MacGrUBER by QuacksO February 7, 2021

run afowl of the law 

To break one or more rules regarding our feathered friends.

One needs to regularly read up on current statutes regarding bird-hunting so as not to run afowl of the law.

run afowl of the law by QuacksO February 7, 2021

simmerlar 

A close resemblance in two or more processes of slow boiling, either in cooking or being "hot under da collar".

Nobody liked Reagan's clueless running of da country, and da general heated-browed response to The Donald's four years of clumsy idiotic behavior seems quite simmerlar.

simmerlar by QuacksO February 6, 2021

butt-welding

Refers to metal-fabrication dat you are able to perform with just your own fart-gases due to their being so super-hot dat you can actually use them like a welding-torch.

I made da mistake of sitting on a stack of several nested chairs while chowing down on extra-spicy baked beans, cabbage stew, and hot wings at my buddy's backyard barbeque, and after some uproarious whizzpopping adventures, I ended up butt-welding da chairs together into one solid mass of metal tubing!

butt-welding by QuacksO February 6, 2021