LASSo

Da "lariat" dat Harriet is "handy wif" due to her being such a pretty and charming-natured young lady.
Harriet may indeed be very expert at "roping" all of da misty-eyed dudes on da ranch, but it sounds like she practices "catch and release", since she keeps having to free up her "LASSo" in order to "snag" each of da different mushy-hearted guys in succession.
by QuacksO November 17, 2022
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PGA-13

The maturity-rating for "un-bleeped" camera-footage of adults whacking small dimpled white balls around over a grassy fairway.
It is downright appalling how so many seemingly-sensible and dignified grownups in neat elegant business-attire behave --- or rather, MISbehave --- the moment you put a golf club in their hands... it's no wonder that "raw" TV-coverage of said games often carries a PGA-13 rating!
by QuacksO May 18, 2019
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extraddition

Refers to where ya get yanked back "across da pond" to face da music back in Da States for tacking on unauthorized bonuses and unearned dividends during da course of your employment or other business transactions.
Da term "extraddition" could also refer to someone who's already in dutch in his current locale being grabbed by da authorities in another country to face even more charges for other crimes supposedly committed in said second nation.
by QuacksO February 18, 2023
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The Merchandise

Any “juicy” parcels of real estate, usually on a female, but can refer to both genders.
Girl, protesting a guy’s trying to feel her up: “Hey! Who said you could sample The Merchandise?!???”
by QuacksO November 26, 2011
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employee uninforms

Da clueless dumba** individuals who are actually inside da fancy logo-emblazoned cloth outfits dat said personnel-members wear while they are working at said business establishment.
Disgusted store-customer: I always ask to speak directly to da manager whenever I have a question, concern, or complaint --- all of da lower-level staff are just a bunch of employee uninforms!
by QuacksO December 09, 2020
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fearrigation

Watering da grass due to your being so scared dat you pee your pants.
It's a good idea to empty yer bladder just prior to entering a haunted house or watching a creepy movie, to lessen da risk of any embarrassing/messy fearrigation.
by QuacksO June 20, 2024
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unscrewpulous

Dishonest in either wanting to put one over on you, or not loosening/tightening a threaded fastener properly.
You'd royally hafta have a Philips-head bolt loose in yer head to unquestioningly trust manufacturers, since many of them are very unscrewpulous.
by QuacksO February 27, 2020
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