Definitions by QuacksO

Albuquirkue 

Da uniquely-unusual Spanish-culture-rich city in Bernalillo County, New Mexico.

I love da odd 'n' different, so I think I'll vacation in Albuquirkue and have a look around.

Albuquirkue by QuacksO March 4, 2021

lapse into a Como 

To become unresponsive due to a total obsession with oldies-singer Pierino Ronald.

It's also possible for someone to "lapse into a Como" from being obsessed with da controversial governor of New York, although in dat case you would have to add a "U" to da person's name.

lapse into a Como by QuacksO March 4, 2021

right to dew process 

A law dat states dat during periods of water-rationing, you may still perform moisture-related preparation/manufacturing in da wee hours of da morning, provided dat you only use naturally-occurring condensation on cooled outdoor objects.

"Right to dew process" could also refer to legislation dat permits you to imbibe cloyingly-sweet soda from a green plastic bottle while performing preparation/manufacturing-related tasks.

right to dew process by QuacksO March 4, 2021

sinnergogue 

Where "fallen" folks of Hebrew descent go to confess and repent.

Jewish church-officials who listen to da confessions of newly-joined members of a sinnergogue often hafta tolerate being told, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned"; these confessors are former Catholics who are not yet accustomed to addressing a rabbi instead of a priest.

sinnergogue by QuacksO March 3, 2021

blockture 

One or more passages from an easy-to-read-font edition of da Good Book.

I don't think much of da Bible, anyway, so it wouldn't matter to me if someone quoted "scripture" or "blockture" to me --- da content is still all da same intolerably stupid/offensive/hypocritical crap, no matter what da typeface.

blockture by QuacksO March 3, 2021

defurred loan-payment 

Refers to a situation in yer financial life where --- either self-imposed or by agreement with your lender --- you refrain from haircuts and/or shaving until you've settled a debt.

Defurred loan-payment plans will often specify both beards and scalp-hair, so dat said agreements can be gender-neutral --- as we all know, dudes and gals tend to have largely-opposite situations when it comes to cranial-foliage. In other words, ladies don't usually grow significant beards, of course, but their head-hair does tend to keep growing fairly rapidly, even as they become older. Aging guys, on da other hand, tend to go bald "up top" but grow humongous whiskers, so a lender's contract specifying "no razors or scissors" pretty much "covers everything" for both genders, if you'll pardon da pun. :P

defurred loan-payment by QuacksO March 2, 2021

Fibber McGraw 

What Dr. Phil really is regarding his professional qualifications and ethics.

Like da famous mid-20th-century radio-comedy dude, Fibber McGraw surely has a "stuffed closet" full of assorted "baggage" --- i.e., a "fallen" professional life, past transgressions, and other highly-questionable behavior.

Fibber McGraw by QuacksO March 2, 2021