QuacksO's definitions
A statement that 99.99% guarantees that a suddenly-foisted-upon-you undesirable situation/stipulation will be absolutely permanent, or at best will last for many months or even years. Alternative versions or "classic" variations include, "It's just till we get back on our feet" or "It's only till the third of next month", but we all know that things very seldom work out that way, particularly with "unmotivated" people who feel little urge to truly or actively exert themselves significantly to seek employment or otherwise improve their situation on their own, especially since they have you as a "crutch" to fulfill their basic daily-living needs for the time being.
Disgruntled middle-aged parent My teenage daughter assured me that, "It's only temporary" when she asked me to let her deadbeat boyfriend move in with us so that he'd have a place to live while he was "between jobs", but that was six months ago, and he's generally done nuthin' but munch potato chips and sit in front of the computer or TV all day and half the night!
by QuacksO February 10, 2017
Get the it's only temporarymug. Da dreamily-contented "satisfaction-level" (it's a portmanteau-word that combines "eleven" and "heavenly") reply dat a super-relaxed chick gives an affectionate snuggly guy who is lovingly enfolding her in his arms and nestling her head against his warm fuzzy chest, and has gently asked her how good his cuddling-skills are "on a scale of one to ten, or from 'just so-so' to 'heavenly'".
I always love how Tiffany tells me dat my embraces are "elevenly", and dat she always "sleeps like a baby" whenever she shares my bed; it makes a nice guy feel really good to know dat a gal likes and trusts him enough to be totally relaxed and easy-of-mind whenever she spends time wif him.
by QuacksO July 25, 2019
Get the elevenlymug. Shocking/unconventional/non-conformist beliefs or behavior practiced by a female recipient of an estate, business, or other valuable consideration.
Paris Hilton has surely participated in more than her fair share of heiressy over da past couple decades!
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
Get the heiressymug. Refers to where ya smilingly plop da bare feet of a pretty girl against yer chest and wrap yer arms tightly around them to press her warm soles deeply into yer chest-hair. Extra points if da cutie also affectionately flexes her toes to gently scratch yer fuzzy chest wif her toenails.
I love giving Tiffany a soleful embrace anytime; it also usually puts her in the mood for a nice long pillow-talk.
by QuacksO March 6, 2019
Get the soleful embracemug. Pertains to the (illegal, unfortunately, thanks to "Big Tobacco" legislation!) act of using a cigarette-making machine to create hand-made smokes (i.e., "rolling" them), and then selling them comparatively cheaply to other people who cannot afford store-bought cigarettes, and thus the "dough" will come "rolling in".
If tobacco companies truly don't want private people to "roll in the dough" by selling home-made cigarettes, they should not charge such astronomical sums for their own factory-made smokes that they literally price a lot of lower-income people right out of their own market! Heck, these "nicotine giants" are totally "rollin' in the dough" already, so why don't they make it easier for all of us by making their products more affordable for the masses???
by QuacksO November 6, 2018
Get the rollin' in the doughmug. If "open 24/7" convenience-stores sell "sundry" items during the daylight hours, do they then switch to offering "moondry" items after "Big Yellow" goes down in the evening?
by QuacksO November 13, 2018
Get the moondrymug. Refers to a bombastic loudmouth's blatantly taking credit for an idea or realization that everyone else present at the time knows was thought of by someone else. It originates from the most famous of all the "Uncle Remus" tales --- Brer Rabbit and the Tar Baby --- and comes from the infamous (and hilarious) dialogue between the brashly-conceited Brer Fox and the two other animals who were present at the time --- Brer Bear and Bter Rabbit --- whereby anytime a good idea is.suggested, Brer Fox boldly announces that said idea was his own: "I sure am glad that **I** thought of THAT!"
Perhaps the tar-embedded Brer Rabbit could have used another method to avoid his demise at the hands --- er, **paws** --- of his venomous-hearted crimson-canine nemesis by insisting on "postponing operations pending litigation", and then suing his savage russet-coated adversary for "Brer Fox plagiarism" when said cocky character braggingly took credit for Brer Rabbit's idea about "flinging him in da briar patch". Plus of course, once they were in court, Brer Rabbit could have also asked the judge to lock up Brer Fox (and possibly Brer Bear, as well, as a conspirator in crime) for his ongoing attempts to eliminate Brer Rabbit, and for his constant threatening and harassment of "a poor helpless harmless fluffy little bunny like me".
by QuacksO September 17, 2019
Get the Brer Fox plagiarismmug.