Pass it if you've got it

Similar to the tobacco-themed "take a break" saying, this phrase refers to an occasional interval during travel or work when anyone in the party who has previously been "holding it in" is now permitted to "let fly" as much as he/she desires, even if said eruptions are obscenely loud and/or odiferous. Further explanation unnecessary.
Hippie-bus driver: Okay, folks --- we're about to cross the Passagassawakeag bridge, so I'm lowering the windows --- feel free to pass it if you've got it!
by QuacksO September 29, 2018
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pier pressure

Trying to force someone to act in a certain way or perform a certain action by making him stand at da very edge of a platform so dat he fears falling off.
Captain Hook tried using "pier pressure" on Wendy --- i.e., telling her dat she either had to join him in his pirating escapades or walk da plank --- but fortunately Peter Pan arrived just in time, and freed Wendy and her friends before any harm befell them.
by QuacksO December 26, 2022
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speaking in forked tongues

To lie from the pulpit or otherwise use religion to try to get someone to trust you when you're just bu**s**tting them.
I see all of these televangelists ranting and roaring about Hellfire and damnation, but in many cases I suspect that they are merely speaking in forked tongues because they are just trying to get their viewers to donate money.
by QuacksO August 07, 2019
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trackusation

A claim dat you placed a GPS-beeper in some item dat a fellow human traveled with, such as his clothing, handbag, or vehicle.
In da "MacGyver" episode "Family Matter", Mac's boss Pete narrowly avoids having his captors make a trackusation against him when his transmitter-gimmicked wristwatch is nearly discovered.
by QuacksO May 18, 2022
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"You can heave and strain on da wrench till Doomsday and never get a stubborn bolt loosened, but then just as soon as you ask a stronger --- and probably very busy himself --- person to come and help, DAT'S when da blasted bolt actually WILL yield, either when you give a final demonstrative yank on da wrench to show da second person how supposedly stuck da bolt is, or when he himself hauls back on da wrench and said previously-cranky bolt unscrews with little effort on his part, indicating dat your OWN last tug actually HAD cracked it free after all, and so if you had 'just given it one more go' yourself, you actually COULD have gotten da bolt out on your own, without having to interrupt your now-ears-smokingly-annoyed-at-being-needlessly-called-away colleague in da first place."
I wonder if da inventor of da impact wrench had originally felt prompted to do so due to his having frequently encountered Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening???
by QuacksO February 14, 2023
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self-esteam

What Thomas and his coal-and-water-powered friends on the Island of Sodor each diligently strive to maintain in themselves, and to help improve in each other, as well.
Sir Topham Hat, Mr. Conductor, C-Junior, the station-masters and engineers and firemen and conductors, and the rest of the human-supervisors-and-operators team always give the engines praise where it's due, in an ongoing effort to keep their iron-horse friends' self-esteam up to snuff.
by QuacksO July 04, 2019
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verseatile

What da Good Book is purported to be --- i.e., it supposedly can help everyone who reads its assorted divided blocks of text. Personally, I think it's just a pack of rubbish.
From what I've observed, da Bible is indeed quite "verseatile" as far as how many people use it --- it's such a mixed-up jumble of vaguely-worded and conflicting ideas dat you can kind of justify almost any action with it, such as physical/verbal abuse, withholding necessary resources, arrogance, exclusion, elitist behavior, stubbornness, being overly critical, etc. Much better to just live your life as best you reasonably can, show tolerance and charity to others, and so on!
by QuacksO June 01, 2021
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