"plain view" exception

A loophole in da generally-accepted social rule which states dat you hafta keep yer paws off a buxom gal's "merchandise" less'n ya get her permission beforehand --- da theory in dis case is dat if she has a majority of her plump juicy "milk-thingies" juss hangin' right out there all luscious and "obvious", she is implying dat she is largely "tossing social norms out da window", and so you can go ahead and gleefully "squeeze theeze" without having to ask her first.
I'm guessing dat da brainless lunkhead in da classic "PAT"-labeled-uniform cartoon (da bosomy chick who's wearing da name-imprinted t-shirt is named "Patricia", but da clueless dude thought dat da word meant dat he had permission to feel her up) who got KO'd by da brawny babe was thinking of da "plain view" exception when he decided to delightedly "savor da goods" with his huge clumsy hands... da guy's buddy is saying to him, "I think it's meant for identification purposes, not as a set of instructions" :P
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
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raybies

Da illness dat David Bruce Banner contracted from his irresponsible experimenting wif gamma-wave crap. Besides developing green skin and grotesquely-bulging muscles, symptoms of said disease typically show up as brief periods of super-human strength, intense anger, irrational limb-flailing and roaring, etc.
If da Incredible Hulk had raybies due to excessive exposure to gamma-particles, I wonder if dat is something like what happened in da case of Dr Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, as well --- maybe da nasty medicinal cocktail dat da Good Doctor drank was laced wif a radioactive substance dat produced a similar "normal vs. maniacal" effect?
by QuacksO May 24, 2020
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quackgrass

"Wacky tobacky" dat is prescribed by a snake-oil doctor.
If you ask a phony physician why he is recommending dat you try QUACKgrass for your ailments, he will likely just "duck" da question.
by QuacksO June 11, 2020
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Philibluster

What da loudly-irritable-and-irascible Fake-Doctor McGraw would likely engage in if anyone questioned his background, expertise, ethics, and/or right to be on da air as a learned psychologist.
Dat nationally-televised fat-'n'-bald dude wif da creepy eyebrows actually has no medical or psychology credentials, so there's no need to listen to all of his pompous Philibluster.
by QuacksO January 31, 2023
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embombing fluid

Nitroglycerine.
Achmed Da Dead Terrorist might have preferred embombing fluid to preserve his corpse, but since he is now virtually nothing but a fleshless skeleton, anyway, said funeral-home procedure might not make much difference at this point, anyway.
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Tom and Ray Magliyahtzee

A.k.a., "Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers" (named after da sounds made by score-cards and rolling dice). A Jewish fraternal duo whose weekly call-in radio-show featured uproarious verbal exchanges with people wanting advice on how to better their play of da classic cards-and-dice game.
"Well, you've done it again --- you've wasted a perfectly good hour listening to us, Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers, otherwise known as Tom and Ray Magliyahtzee. Please take care, we'll see you here again next week, and remember --- don't roll like my brother!"
"And don't roll like MY brother!"
by QuacksO February 19, 2023
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sonario

A theoretical sequence of events involving someone's male offspring.
Parking with a girl in a secluded area and sweet-talking her into climbing into da back seat is a classic sonario dat many humiliated parents know about all too well (and of course, like as not, dat's precisely how THEY THEMSELVES ended up conceiving said hot-in-da-crotch young stud to begin with)!
by QuacksO April 21, 2022
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