reconstyle

What snooty "old school" grownups eventually find themselves having to do when viewing da shockingly-bold-and-tasteless looks of da modern-day youth.
Da term "reconstyle" can also refer to where sexual partners "find middle ground" regarding their bodily positions --- i.e., what "styles" they use --- when getting it on. One good way to accomplish this might be to equally alternate between da two most-common positions if da guy lovers missionary but da gal prefers "doin' it doggie".
by QuacksO August 23, 2025
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conspeeracy

A less-than-legit collusion of two or more shady characters to keenly observe something or someone.
Harriet Oleson huffily states, "Well --- I don't recall any boys spying on ME at the swimming pool when I was a girl!", but as her husband Nils dismissively implied, Harriet had always been so obnoxious and unlikable that even in her childhood, such a "conspeeracy" among her male peers would have been unlikely.
by QuacksO August 07, 2025
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grammaphone

Da wind-up Victrola dat your parent's mom listened to music on "'way back when".
Da term "Grammaphone" could also refer to a heavy clunky Bakelite desk-type or wall-mount communications-instrument wif a rotary dial dat your "Big Ma" speaks of having used as a child --- "You punk-kids with your fancy tablets and 5G smart-phones --- why, when I was a little girl, all we had was a simple talk-and-listen device, and anytime we wanted to make a call, we had to blah, blah, blaw, blaw..."
by QuacksO December 17, 2023
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chapacity

How much sun/wind someone's skin can withstand before starting to crack and/or bleed.
"Chapacity" can also refer to how they rate a particular dude's performance-limit in Merry Old England.
by QuacksO March 12, 2021
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boy Vonage

Da "have a nice trip" farewell-phrase dat you tell a chick who's about to set out to seek her dream guy, whom she hopes will be as handsome as one of da cute dudes featured in da famous orange-and-blue-logo telecommunications-service ads.
If da dumb blonde who went to swim wif da sharks ("Honey, look --- DOLPHINS!") actually survived said "stupid decision", perhaps her asleep-on-da-beach-towel "honey" told her afterwards, "Boy Vonage" when she was ready to chase after da dude driving da bright-orange-wif-yellow-flames-painted retro-van who had tossed her da telecommunications-offer box, so dat she could get him to help her sign up for said economy-priced services.
by QuacksO November 30, 2021
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disobeadyence

Refers to a lack of willingness to follow da traditional/expected ways of stringing small decorative objects to make bracelets, necklaces, seat-covers, curtains, etc.
I've occasionally been accused of civil disobeadyence, but I'm not even into crafts or artwork, so I don't know what they're talking about.
by QuacksO December 24, 2022
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insiddyous

Describes da "subtle 'n' sneaky" ways dat Tom Sawyer's supposedly-goody-two-shoes half-brother actually possesses, but displays only when Aunt Polly's back is turned.
Tom's whiny younger brother may indeed act all "prim 'n' proper" when observing adults are present, but his insiddyous actions are a major aggravation to Tom.
by QuacksO March 21, 2023
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