Definitions by QuacksO
Albunny, New York
Elmer Fudd would have a field day in Albunny, New York; da only problem would be dat all of da local sporting-goods stores are probably owned by families who have fuzzy-animal-loving kiddos, and so they would probably refuse to sell Elmer ammunition for his infamous blunderbuss.
Albunny, New York by QuacksO March 20, 2021
Don'twannamakeher's Department Store
Da first sizeable retail outlet to use price-tags, it was also famous for its "respect for da ladies" policy of preferring not to compel its female employees to perform tasks/duties dat they found either offensive, demeaning, or too difficult/stressful/exhausting.
Wally-World and other big-name superstore chains should take a cue from Don'twannamakeher's Department Store, and treat all of their employees --- both male and female --- with more fairness and dignity.
Don'twannamakeher's Department Store by QuacksO March 20, 2021
beerrigation
Refers to da voluminous "watering" dat occurs when several big dudes drink copious quantities of Buds and Coors and then majorly "drain their radiators" on da ground afterwards.
In da famous song "Second Week Of Deer Camp" by "Da Yoopers", they speak of da guys having created "a ring of yellow snow" all around da hunting camp due to their frequent intervals of beerrigation throughout their days of indolent debauchery --- "We drink, play cards, and shoot da bull, but never shoot no deer".
beerrigation by QuacksO March 20, 2021
tearrigation
In Alice In Wonderland, da tale's pint-sized heroine performs such a voluminous tearrigation of da area around her dat she actually creates a small lake in which she and lots of other creatures become thoroughly drenched.
tearrigation by QuacksO March 20, 2021
Macho Picchu
Da mid-second-millennium Peruvian municipality where da guys engaged in lots of chest-thumping and super-manly behavior.
Nobody likes big blow-hard dudes who overbearingly strut their stuff, so it's no wonder dat Macho Picchu "went da way of da dodo" back in da 1500's.
Macho Picchu by QuacksO March 20, 2021
LeTourneautive
A different-from-da-conventional-approach to business and religion, brainstormed by earthmoving-equipment magnate Robert Gilmour.
One should always consider all LeTourneautives before proceeding with potentially-controversial actions or policies.
LeTourneautive by QuacksO March 20, 2021
emutional support
Da comforting companionship dat da Liberty Mutual dude gets from his goofy-lookin' bulgy-eyed feathered buddy.
Dunno how anyone could actually derive much emutional support from a weird flightless bird dat is known for being short-tempered and aggressive, but hey --- if dat's your thing, more power to you. Safety goggles and thick-fabric protective clothing might be wise to wear when communing with said fuzzy buddies, though, since their formidable beaks and claws are not exactly objects dat you'd wanna get too friendly with.
emutional support by QuacksO March 20, 2021