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willderness

Describes how da process of probate may appear to someone unfamiliar wif it; said ordeal maybe indeed seem to him like totally "uncharted territory".
Heirs of an estate would do well to hire a competent attorney so dat da process of acquiring and/or disposing of said property will not seem so much like a total willderness.
by QuacksO December 25, 2021
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stoodire

Stand-up comedy dat pokes fun at supposedly-virtuous subject-matter.
If STOODire refers to lampooning performed while positioned upright on your feet, then how could SATire still be so effective at getting your audience to guffaw their heads off, since conceivably you would not be able to make such hilarious bodily-gestures while making your oral presentation?
by QuacksO May 11, 2022
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super-careful, frugalistic, extra-tally-conscious

What Mary Poppins has to be whenever money is tight.
The movie got it all wrong --- the Banks family had not been having trouble with mean/colorless nannies; the nannies had all just been over-indulgent of the children, and so Mr. Banks hired Mary Poppins to teach his little ones about self-denial, willpower, and wise money-management --- Mary taught them to be "super-careful, frugalistic, extra-tally-conscious" when necessary.
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
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monlater

Da term "monlater" --- especially if it's spelled "monslater" --- could also mean dat a hot chick is making a horny stud wait till some future time to be allowed access to da delectable "mound of merchandise" located between her legs.
by QuacksO March 18, 2023
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bancorruptcy

What greedy businessmen and shameless leaders file for anytime things start getting too hot for them in da ethics department.
Tronald Dump came from one of da wealthiest families in da northeast, yet he's had to repeatedly file for bancorruptcy to avoid having to answer for his countless misdeeds both in da financial world and against humanity in general.
by QuacksO March 12, 2024
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alphabetical obligations

Bobligation: (1) What Robert is required to do. (2) Da binding agreement to either have short hair or make something undulate.
Cobligation: (1) A mandatory action regarding da center portion of an ear of corn. (2) Something dat a male swan must do.
DOBligation: Refers to an instance where you have to state when you were born.
Fobligation: Da mandatory use of a large object to attach to your watch-chain.
Gobligation: Where you need to gather scattered material and combine it all into one lump.
Hobligation: Local building-code regarding da metal food-warming platform in yer fireplace.
Jobligation: (1) An edict dat states dat you must be employed if you are able. (2) Where an employer is required to hire you and keep you on his staff unless you either quit or are convicted of a work-related wrongdoing.
Lobligation: An agreement dat states dat you hafta throw something.
Mobligation: A rule dat requires a large number of da available residents to gather in a group.
Robligation: (1) See first example at da beginning of this list. (2) Where someone is required to steal, break-and-enter, etc.
Sobligation: Where you hafta noisily shed some tears.
Most alphabetical obligations make little sense in real life, but they are fun to say and amusing to think about.
by QuacksO June 9, 2020
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suspecs

Da eyewear dat you have reason to think may be da culprits.
Harold Lloyd didn't actually wear glasses in real life during his younger days (his famous round-rimmed "four eyes" were just empty frames), do da list of suspecs in a crime wouldn't likely include him.
by QuacksO January 27, 2022
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