Osiris McCormick

Da ancient Egyptian god who invented da first mechanical farming-machinery.
Da concept and process of growing/harvesting food-crops was very important to da ancient Egyptians, so it's no wonder dat dey revered and worshiped da god Osiris McCormick above all da others, since he provided easier means of agriculture through mechanization.
by QuacksO October 08, 2019
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machery

What you make out of someone by going at supersonic speeds to really-doing-it-up-brown beat whatever supposedly-fast contraption he's invented to race you with.
Da only way to really make a machery outta Chuck Yeager and his insanely-zippy "Glamorous Glennis" test-plane --- which itself produced a sonic boom --- would be to reach TWICE da speed of sound.
by QuacksO December 26, 2023
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A**h*leperger's Syndrome

A supposed serious mental condition which jerks/bullies use as an excuse to be total a**h**es to everyone around them.
Tronald Dump is always making lame excuses for his deplorable behavior; he claims it's Asperger's Syndrome, but I'd say that it sounds more like classic A**h*leperger's Syndrome to me. Move over, Ethan Couch.
by QuacksO July 21, 2018
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constipaytion

Tongue-in-cheek reference to a "tightwad's" significant reluctance to "release da goods" at da expected times.
Ethan Couch claimed "affluenza" as da excuse for his irresponsible behavior, but then he had a major case of "constipaytion" when it came to actually answering for his misdeeds!
by QuacksO February 19, 2025
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standard reward

The typically-accepted-as-equivalent "pleasure-reimbursement" that a guy and gal exchange in a particular everyday romantic "transaction".
Two examples of standard rewards:
(1) If a guy allows a visiting gal to use his shower, she lets him accompany her into the shower and dreamily canoodle with her under the warm waterfall.
(2) If a misty-eyed guy wants to give a buxom gal a naked chest-to-chest hug, he'll soothingly massage her back all during said extended deeply-squeezy snuggle-session. (A variation on this "contract" would be that if she lets him savoringly play with her boobs and fondle her butt, he'll massage whatever other body-parts that she requests him to soothe --- i.e., her feet, shoulder-blades, neck, etc. --- for a similar length of time as he pleasures his thirsting hands with her "choicest morsels".)
by QuacksO July 04, 2018
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ryorgasm

Getting off while using or repairing a Top-O-Matic cigarette-loading machine.
Da odor of tobacco disgusts me, so there would be no way in da world dat operating or servicing a smokes-loading gadget would give me a ryorgasm.
by QuacksO January 24, 2022
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"seen yer" moment

Refers to a brief period where an aged-brained person absent-mindedly allows his clothing to slip down or gap open, temporarily showing one or more of his privates.
I changed from my shorts into my pants at da bus-stop, forgetting dat I'd neglected to put on any undies beforehand --- definitely a "seen yer" moment!
by QuacksO October 06, 2024
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