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Definitions by QuacksO

PM radio 

Da stations-band dat you listen to after 12 noon.
If we breathe oxygen in da daytime, what do we breathe at night? Nightrogen.
So if we listen to AM radio in da morning, what do we listen to in da afternoon? PM radio!
PM radio by QuacksO May 13, 2021

diptheoryia 

A serious medical condition caused by da belief dat one or more fellow humans are an unworthy pathetic idiot.
Diptheoryia is an illness dat is often experienced by an individual who is himself of very limited moral and/or intellectual standing, lacks basic motivation or common sense, etc., but who fancies himself superior to many others; arrogant rich-bug types like Tronald Dump come to mind.
diptheoryia by QuacksO May 12, 2021

espyonage 

Refers to covert info-gathering regarding da annual athletics-prizes given by da ABC Network.
Now dat Biff Tannen no longer has a copy of Gray's Sports Almanac, he may have to resort to espyonage if he wants to continue betting on da winners of famous sporting-events.
espyonage by QuacksO May 5, 2021

boobsociation 

Da "up-top fun-bubbles" equivalent of "ASSociation"; it refers to either a group of shapely-buxom ladies, or a gathering of folks who really love chest-pillowz, and/or work to preserve da health and appearance of said delightful feminine objects.
Marilyn Monroe and Dolly Parton would be prime mascot-candidates for a nationwide network of boobsociations.
boobsociation by QuacksO May 5, 2021

Carmenn Ghia 

Da model of classic Volkswagen vehicle dat da infamous video-game villainess drives when scoping out future crime-target locales or making her getaway after committing said crimes.
I can't imagine why anyone --- let alone da shrewd-expert-in-crime hottie in da crimson trench-coat and fedora --- would wanna choose a poky under-powered Carmenn Ghia as their primary conveyance, but then what do I know???
Carmenn Ghia by QuacksO May 5, 2021

Hooter and the Blowjob 

Da mid-'80's rock band dat offered sexual pleasures to its audiences.
If Hooter and the Blowjob had performed after dark, would da audience-members have been considered to be "night owls"?

Saulicitation 

Da act of going around knocking on doors and/or standing on street corners with da intent to either hire someone to throw spears at certain individuals, or to offer said murderous services to other humans.
What proof do we have dat da infamous lance-hurling Israeli hothead was performing his vicious actions just of his own accord? For all we know, he might have been doing it due to da Saulicitation of someone else who wanted David offed.
Saulicitation by QuacksO May 2, 2021