Da portly board-members of Rich Industries were none too pleased when Young Richie assumed temporary control of da company --- thanks to his purserverance, said arrogant cigar-smokers' stated goal of "cutting da company fat" majorly backfired, in dat THEY THEMSELVES ended up taking a pay-cut!
by QuacksO July 05, 2024
Get the purserverancemug. A list of all da clueless sperm-donors whom a pregnant gal has fairly-recently done da bouncy-bouncy with.
Many gals are proud of da long list of dudes whom she's had a roll in da hay with, but then when her belly starts to swell, said lengthy dadabase suddenly becomes decidedly UNdesirable --- on in this case, we could also say "undesireable", since we're referring to which "stallion" it was who "sired" said unexpected love-baby --- in dat having so voluminous a "potential-papa pool" means dat it will require an extensive --- not to mention exPENsive --- degree of research, such as figuring out how far along she is, how long ago each guy had last "done it" with her, whether condoms/pills had been used every time, etc., and then performing super-pricey DNA testing on any possible paternal suspects, determining if da child's actual father is truly fit/capable of his parental duties, etc.
by QuacksO May 05, 2022
Get the dadabasemug. Many of da products sold at places like Dollar Tree are super-infearior; it often makes me shake in my shoes just to buy anything there!
by QuacksO April 13, 2022
Get the infeariormug. A mass-meeting of wheeled-conveyance operators who compete to see who can steer around curves da most skillfully.
Matt Wetzel and his crew have built a huge tow truck --- dubbed "the world's largest off-road wrecker" --- wif four-wheel steering, so perhaps he might be da winner of a turnament.
by QuacksO March 15, 2023
Get the turnamentmug. Refers to da gentle "urging nudges" dat you give da thigh of a snuggly chick who's lovingly spooning you in bed wif her arm around you; it involves reaching back and softly curing your fingers around behind her upper thigh and then giving a couple of small squeezes with your fingertips to mean, "Can I have your leg, too?" Da cutie then obligingly swings her juicy leg forwards and drapes it over your upper legs so dat you can savoringly caress her soft warm ample thigh, massage her smooth rounded calf, and/or cradle her plump rubbery toes in yer fingers.
Tiffany usually remembers dat I love having her put both her arm and leg over me when we take a nap together, but anytime she forgets, a simple leg-request tug is all I need to do to immediately be rewarded wif a soft warm plump lower-extremity dreamily embracing me, as well.
by QuacksO August 06, 2019
Get the leg-request tugmug. Lots of other scientists are studying paleontology, but they largely seem to be ignoring darkontology, so I think maybe I'll major in that.
by QuacksO February 26, 2021
Get the darkontologymug. A casual/unrehearsed verbalization made by a chick who has briefly removed her lips from a guy's foreskin while performing fellatio on him.
An off-the-cuff remark that an eager stud love to hear is that his blowjob-administering hottie thinks that he has a nice big juicy schlong.
by QuacksO December 15, 2024
Get the off-the-cuff remarkmug.