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Oscar the Grouch hates bright cheery flowers so much that he thinks others are being downright narcissustic to him by growing sunshine-yellow King Alfreds in their flower-gardens and on their lawns.
by QuacksO March 14, 2019
Get the narcissust mug.Consent that must be obtained from your parent/guardian --- or da person who would be footin' da bill at da salon, if you aren't able to pay for said makeover yerself --- before getting your hair done.
I'd saved enough of my allowance to pay for a makeover, but I figured I'd still better get perm-ission from my parents before heading down to Granny Annie's Clip 'n' Curl, just so that there wouldn't be any horrified "What happened to your hair?!??" wails when I got home again.
by QuacksO October 26, 2018
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As "prickly" as many religious topics can be, almost any scheduled sermons could conceivably be classified as "vespurs", whether or not any range-riders are in attendance!
by QuacksO May 8, 2022
Get the vespurs mug.With the latest in computer takenology, crooks can now pilfer people's assets without even leaving their easy-chairs.
by QuacksO November 12, 2018
Get the takenology mug.As much as televangelists ravingly roar and scream their fiery "hell 'n' damnation" monologues, I sometimes wonder what diabolical demonination they actually belong to.
by QuacksO April 11, 2020
Get the demonination mug.A greedy-casino-type public clothes-washing establishment where the coin-operated machines are all "rigged in The House's favor" --- the bill-changer mis-feeds/jams/malfunctions frequently and thus does not always dispense "equal" change, the detergent-dispensers contain nearly-empty boxes of soap-powder, the washers' coin-counters merely "swallow" or "ignore" any extra change if you accidentally put in too much, the super-costly "double-loader" and "triple-loader" washers are not actually large enough to accommodate two or three times the laundry of a regular single-load machine, the washers run for a ridiculously short time, the driers are set at too low a temperature and/or spin too slowly to dry your clothes so quickly/thoroughly as they should for the run-time you paid for, all of the machines' timers "advance" or "count down" slightly too rapidly and thus do not actually provide all of the stated run-time, etc. --- and so people hafta squander small fortunes there just to wash their clothes.
I would much prefer to just pay my elderly neighbors a few bucks occasionally to let me wash my laundry in their machine --- and then hang it out myself on my clotheslines to let the sun dry it for free --- rather than paying a fortune at the local squandromats.
by QuacksO July 10, 2018
Get the squandromat mug.If da country-music dude who requested dat his pals "prop him up beside da jukebox" and "put a stiff drink in his hand" if he kicked da bucket were plied with enough of said powerful liquor, said "firmentation" fluids within his system might cause him to become so solid and rigid dat his corpse would just remain upright "all on its own" --- no "propping" needed.
by QuacksO May 20, 2022
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