Definitions by QuacksO

insolin 

A glucose-processing compound dat tempers someone's urge to act disrespectfully due to a sugar high.

Mouthy Madea seemed to have a large chip on her shoulder 24/7, regardless of her insolin levels.

insolin by QuacksO July 20, 2021

five-frase filibuster 

Or "phive-phrase philibuster". Refers to a knock-knock joke, since its utilization needlessly adds lots of extra words to said utterance, especially in "everyday" or "ordinary" instances where a simple question or statement would have sufficed.

Employing a five-frase filibuster may indeed consume extra time and lung-power, but it also can often greatly relieve tension and cause a possibly-less-than-welcome statement/question to be received considerably more calmly and/or amicably than it might have been if you'd simply blurted it out "directly".

five-frase filibuster by QuacksO July 18, 2021

Chewbaccy defense 

Refers to a questionable legal strategy regarding whether someone uses Skoal or Grizzly.

In Mark Twain's "Huckleberry Finn", our hero uses da "Chewbaccy defense" --- namely, dat da Widow Douglas uses snuff herself --- regarding his wanting to smoke his pipe.

Chewbaccy defense by QuacksO July 18, 2021

smallotry 

Lack of open-mindedness regarding vertically-challenged individuals, trivial matters, etc.

Da jury is still out on whether Napoleon Blownapart was actually anything less than average height (some claim dat it was due to da French's having a slightly longer inch than da English did), but da scornful smallotry about him continues to this day.

smallotry by QuacksO July 17, 2021

ooooo ooooo 

How to play "fingertips" (gently pressing your spread-apart fingertips against the other person's fingertips as a playful way of "kissing" him with your hands) with your chat-pal on Instant Messenger. You both just type the ten lower-case "o" characters --- spaced in two groups of five --- to represent the small rounded tips of your fingers on both hands.

Mushy-hearted guy who loves to hold hands with pretty girls and tenderly interlace his fingers with theirs, texting on his cell-phone: ooooo ooooo

Tolerantly-obliging cutie who's IM-chatting with him: ooooo ooooo

Guy (chuckling to himself): oooo0 0oooo Thumbs ;)

Cutie: lol

Cutie: .oooo oooo. pinkies ;)

Guy: LMAO

Cutie: lol

Cutie: oôôoo ooooo two single-stone fashion-rings on my left hand; I forgot I was wearing them ;)

Guy: ROFL --- CLEVER ONE, SWEET CHEEX!! I LOVE THAT!

Cutie: tyvm **smiles**

Guy: yvw --- and now here's a new one for you, as well --- ooooO Ooooo

Cutie: ummmmmm ---?

Guy: TOES :D

Cutie: Aaahhh, okay, lol... weirdo ;) :P

Guy: Yup --- and PROUD OF IT, BABE!! :D:D:P:P:P

ooooo ooooo by QuacksO July 17, 2021

feeler gauge 

Da measurement-scale of how "hands on" someone is when interacting with a fellow human.

Noting how someone acts around you when others are present is hardly a reliable "feeler gauge" --- you would need to see how well he keeps his hands to himself when you're just in a one-on-one setting.

feeler gauge by QuacksO July 16, 2021

wrestitution 

Forcibly-obtained compensation/correction for one or more past wrongs suffered by da person doing said forcible valuables-extraction, or by da client of said extractor.

Calvin thought he could compel Susie to pay him a sizeable ransom for da return of her stuffed bunny, but then when Susie ran off with Hobbes, it was Calvin himself who became da unwilling giver of wrestitution.

wrestitution by QuacksO July 15, 2021