quid pro quo

Where two or more people receive an equal-size measure of baccy-chew.
I can respect nicotine-wad-chomping buddies' wanting to "share and share alike" by practicing quid pro quo, but surely there are less disgusting --- not to mention less hazardous to your health --- ways to display fairness of mind???
by QuacksO April 20, 2019
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claustrohphobia

Da fear of "having a cold one" while in any locale other than a wide-open space.
Having claustrohphobia is at one extreme on da alcohol-and-sociability scale, and then at da other end there are those individuals who "don't like drinking alone". But maybe da two "total opposite" types aren't truly incompatible --- how 'bout if you form a group of folks out on da Great Plains, but with each person standing a number of yards apart and "having a beer about it" (acknowledgements to Kevin Brown --- i.e., "Junkyard Digs") while quietly thinking his own thoughts? Da theory there is dat nobody is truly alone, but at da same time, none of da participants is even-remotely "getting' up in da face" of anyone else --- good compromise, perhaps?
by QuacksO March 06, 2025
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admonistration

A government body dat likes to do a lot of finger-wagging and tongue-clucking at the people under its jurisdiction.
I resent having Big Brother try to tell me what's best for me, anyway, but what really broils my pudding is when an admonistration hypocritically "talks out of both sides of its mouth" (i.e., says one thing but does another)... a classic example is where they loudly decry the practice of couples' cohabitating without a wedding band, yet they charge people more in income-taxes if they get married.
by QuacksO June 08, 2019
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theme song

The only worthwhile part of an otherwise-boring radio/TV show, especially for younger audiences.
The content of "Made in Maine with Lou McNally" is never of much interest to me, but they've got one WHOPPER of a theme song!
by QuacksO November 02, 2018
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Glock 'n' spiel

Not to be confused with the old-fashioned xylophone-like instrument, this term refers to Madea's lengthy "gettin'-getter-got" monologue to Dr. Phil. in which she says she'll "get my Glock" if "the gotters get me".
Dr. Phil totally didn't know how to handle Madea after her rambling "Glock 'n' spiel", and so he told her retinue that they'd have to "get someone else to treat her --- I'm done".
by QuacksO January 15, 2020
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therapee

Counselling, exercise, and/or medical treatment for urinary problems.
"Therapee" is all well and good --- IF it actually works. Otherwise, everyone involved will be royally "therapissed"!
by QuacksO July 04, 2021
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Freakenstein

What da Good Doctor's creation actually turned out to be.
Da term "Freakenstein" could also refer to someone who's totally obsessed wif Mary Shelley's famous "undead" character, and so he compulsively collects used copies of da book at yard sales, buys "da monster"-themed t-shirts and other memorabilia, etc.
by QuacksO February 17, 2023
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