Barnyard escapees of da horned-bovine variety who decide to wander into populated areas to check out points of interest.
I wonder if a good way to deal wif an influx of taurusts is for da animals' owners to show up driving one or more of da "cars dat saved Ford from bankruptcy", and then said huge lumbering four-legged objects will be favorably attracted to said identically-named vehicles, and will therefore docilely follow said four-WHEELED objects out of town and back to their cattle-farms.
by QuacksO July 11, 2024
Get the taurustsmug. Refers to the actions/appearance of a person or object which influence/motivate observers to become crazed or ridiculous in various sectors/aspects of their daily behavior.
Tronald Dump is extremely inspirrational to anyone foolish enough to watch him on TV or listen to any of his crack-brained philosophies, theories, or grandiose plans for our future... if we listen to him long enough, we will all go raving mad. That arrogant pie-in-the-sky dude should "put HIS money where his mouth is" rather than presuming to fulfill his pipe-dreams with OUR NATION'S money (or Mexico's).
by QuacksO March 27, 2017
Get the inspirrationalmug. The whole nauseating stupid-a** "Snowe-job" performance of da infamous arrogant/belligerent "lady of steel" former-congresswoman from Maine.
Representative Snowe initially claimed to be "all for the little guy" when she first showed up on the political scene back in the '70's, but she soon "showed her true colors" in a total opposite direction --- she always seemed to be opposed to any and all efforts that would actually assist/benefit John Q. Public, while supporting everything profitable but damaging to environment and health --- lobbying/voting against truly-helpful proposals/initiatives, habitually ignoring letters and phone calls from citizens, being "pro-nuke" and "pro-megabiz" all the way, and so on --- what a big bunch of Winter Olympiacs!
by QuacksO August 14, 2018
Get the Winter Olympiacsmug. Variant of the once-popular "hugs, not drugs", this expression extols the virtues of giving someone semi-intimate affection as a "reward" or "payment" for physical/financial/material assistance or other favor that the person does for you, rather than just shamelessly begging to have said assistance given to you for free.
Tiffany didn't have gas-money for a ride to pick up a cartful of groceries at the supermarket, but she insisted on reimbursing me anyway with five minutes of warm-hearted lip-locks and gratitude-filled arms-wrapped-around shoulder-blade scrunchies after we got back to her house again --- she knows da value of a dollar and a friend's time/effort, and so she dedicatedly maintains a "smooches, not mooches" policy.
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
Get the smooches, not moochesmug. Can refer to two different types of superiors in a corporate setting:
(1) Someone who occasionally checks in on you throughout the workday to ensure that you aren't using drugs or alcohol.
(2) A similar type of "big boss man" as described in Example #1, but who is HIMSELF in such a beer/weed-haze that he is perpetually unable to effectively perform his assigned duties, and who is therefore apparently intended to merely be a "seat warmer" if da higher-ups keep him on.
(1) Someone who occasionally checks in on you throughout the workday to ensure that you aren't using drugs or alcohol.
(2) A similar type of "big boss man" as described in Example #1, but who is HIMSELF in such a beer/weed-haze that he is perpetually unable to effectively perform his assigned duties, and who is therefore apparently intended to merely be a "seat warmer" if da higher-ups keep him on.
Tronald Dump may indeed not be a substance-user, but his arrogance and ignorance make his such an inept stuporvisor for looking out for the rest of us!
by QuacksO November 19, 2018
Get the stuporvisormug. Da yucky stinky brown fluid dat drains outta yer ears after a day of dealing wif people who feed you tons of BS --- you need copious squirts of fake or "sham" poo to lather it all outta yer hair again.
If yer a "Baldy from Baldymoore" dude who seldom needs to visit a barber, you would not need so much "sham poo" to clean da "real poo" offa yer chrome dome as someone who is blessed wif a thick "mop on top" dat da BS would soak in and stick to; also, a lotta da disgusting "verbal excrement" drainage would merely drip off yer smooth scalp instead of actually remaining on yer head in da first place, and therefore there would be less of Ollie North's "residuals" there to clean off during your evening shower.
by QuacksO February 29, 2020
Get the real poomug. During Prohibition, many bootleggers would discreetly refer to da previous day of moonshinin' as "yeasterday" when da "revenooers" were within earshot.
by QuacksO June 03, 2020
Get the yeasterdaymug.