Definitions by QuacksO

spielant

Tacky adhesive designed to glue a verbose individual's jaws shut.

Somebody should make senators and representatives chew spielant gum during congressional sessions to reduce filibustering.

spielant by QuacksO August 2, 2021

rhettoric 

Puffery regarding Clark Gable's most famous character.

Some people make a big deal about how supposedly charming and suave da leading man in "Gone With The Wind" is, but I felt generally turned off by him as just an arrogant dandy, so I think dat da praise is really just a lotta rhettoric.

rhettoric by QuacksO August 2, 2021

Daytwona 500 

Da second-sunrise period of chaos and debauchery at da Floor-it-duh races.

It's morning of Daytwona 500 --- my head's still whirling and my ears are still ringing from all of da noisy goings-on of da PREVIOUS 24 hours when they started this yearly shindig, and then here we go again for another huge helping of da same roaring insanity! Gotta love it.

Daytwona 500 by QuacksO July 31, 2021

vileation 

A "big no-no" action dat is morally repugnant in da extreme.

Cruella's appalling attitudes and behavior-patterns --- especially with regards to pet animals --- were blatant vileations of anything decent and acceptable.

vileation by QuacksO July 30, 2021

Sibeeria 

Da often-chilly northern-Russian area where Bubba J would love to live, since they produce all da malted beverages he could possibly imbibe.

Bubba J can so totally KEEP "Sibeeria" --- I detest alcohol, and I sure-as-shootin' wouldn't wanna live in a land where da weather is below freezing much of da time. Like many of its residents, I would wheeze unhappily about having to live there --- no "Sighberia" for me, thank you very much! :P

Sibeeria by QuacksO July 30, 2021

swanktuary 

A cozy humble cabin in the woods or by the lake where you can go to relax and have a simple existence, far removed from all the glitz, glamour, and fakery of the big city and obnoxious wealth.

I always super-appreciate whenever anyone shows basic kindness and generosity towards me in any form, and so occasionally I seek out a swanktuary to just think over my life and realize how truly blessed I am, regardless of fancy-pants possessions or surroundings.

swanktuary by QuacksO July 29, 2021

spanktuary

A state, region, or country where physical punishment has been outlawed.

There should never be any need to (1) hit, (2) raise your voice, or (3) use insulting language when properly raising a child who's genuinely trying to obey and behave, so every country in the world should be a spanktuary.

spanktuary by QuacksO July 29, 2021