QuacksO's definitions
Tronald Dump never had any need for a substitoot during his presidency, since he so greatly enjoyed doing all his bombastic boasting himself.
by QuacksO September 27, 2022
Get the substitootmug. I love visiting Hawaii, and I always enjoy being welcomingly greeted by lots of lovely brown-skinned damsels; I was warned about da possibility of maleise, though, and so da way I avoid dat hazard is to "pass along" (i.e., take them off and place them around other tourists' necks) some of my flower-necklaces if I accumulate more than three or four of dem in a short period.
by QuacksO June 24, 2021
Get the maleisemug. What you create when you place the mouth of a beverage-bottle whose contents you plan to finish right then under your nose, press it inwards lightly to form a seal, tilt your head back, and then slowly slide the bottle downwards so that its opening gets gradually exposed overtop of your mouth and you can thus guzzle the liquid directly down your throat; the trick is to keep your upper lip pressed against the mouth of the bottle so that you're still partially covering the bottle's mouth, and thus the drink glugs out slowly enough to allow you to swallow it at a comfortable rate until the bottle is empty.
I often get odd looks from others when I employ the "upper-lip valve" method of drinking out of a bottle, but it allows me to both still breathe freely while I'm downing said libation, and also keep from spilling it all over myself, and so I don't really mind being thought of as a bit weird or inelegant.
by QuacksO September 20, 2019
Get the upper-lip valvemug. The depraved state of courtship --- and the male human mindset --- nowadays... if a girl doesn't respond positively to guys' casually "hitting" on her, said guys will merely "give up and move on to someone else" without bothering themselves to instead try "dignified" or "proper" forms of wooing, and so the gal will remain a "miss" --- i.e., unmarried woman --- for a very long time.
It's just downright pathetic how the world of romance has become merely a hit or miss game... whatever happened to the respectful or truly-caring courtship of the old days???
by QuacksO September 9, 2019
Get the hit or missmug. If you happened to have da infamous "target apple" balanced on your head, seeing an archer removing a feathered missile from his backpack would be an unequivercal reason to shakingly wonder if your life was in jeopardy.
by QuacksO January 8, 2023
Get the unequivercalmug. Refers to an inadequately-perforated and/or too-lightweight spool of paper towels or toilet-tissue. When you try to merely tear off a few sheets by giving the end of the roll a moderate yank, the paper does not separate the way you expected, and so the roll just wastefully whizzes off yards and yards all over the place, obliging you to fumingly remove the messily-bunched-up wad from the holder and tediously re-roll the paper inch-by-inch back onto the core again.
I do indeed prefer to purchase the "bargain basement" tissue-paper rolls from the supermarket or department store --- especially if they have a sale on the huge 20-roll "bales" --- but I find that a lot of times they are "runaway rolls"... the company goofed when they punched the rolls' perforations, and so that's largely why they're being sold off so cheaply.
by QuacksO October 27, 2018
Get the runaway rollmug. A.k.a. "courtesy scratch"; it involves your helpfully scratching someone's back in a spot where he has difficulty reaching himself.
Giving someone a supplementary scratch is indeed a very nice gesture, but da prob is dat you cannot know where it itches on your friend's back, and so you may hafta do a good bit of "up/down-left/right" trial-and-error scratching till you finally hit da right spot.
by QuacksO July 25, 2019
Get the supplementary scratchmug.