QuacksO's definitions
"You can apathetically sit around the house for hours, and the weather will be sunny and mild. But then just as soon as you actually manage to groggily struggle up off'n yer but and head for the door to be productive with outdoor activities, it will either start raining, the temps will soar/plummet, or the breeze will die down and allow black flies and mosquitoes to swarm you."
I am a long-term vicitim of Murphy's Law of Weather vs. Gumption, so I employ the unconventional strategy of working naked outdoors (long live tall dense shrubbery along the road out front!) so that I can feel cooler and move about more easily than I could with restrictive clothing, and thus I am able to strugglingly get work done during more-favorable weather, even when I strongly don't feel like it.
by QuacksO September 12, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Weather vs. Gumptionmug. Ethan Couch pleaded affluenza in defense of his monstrous actions, but it sounded a lot more like rebella to me --- both he and his over-indulgent dad had been bucking the system in ways that didn't even make sense; rather than refusing to do something unreasonable, they were merely wanting a "bigger slice of the social pie" than they deserved; i.e., they were protesting against necessary and appropriate requirements that everyone has o abide by in order to co-exist harmoniously with fellow humans and not be a burden or danger to athers.
by QuacksO October 10, 2018
Get the rebellamug. Jokingly telling fellow adults dat, "At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water" may indeed make them feel better about a drearily-wet portion of da end/beginning-of-year season, but small children may not be over impressed or cheered by said statement, since they would much prefer to have snow dat dey could go out and play in.
by QuacksO November 22, 2021
Get the At least we don't hafta shovel liquid watermug. In da classic "McBroom" tales, Papa Josh's "wonderful one-acre farm" is apparently infallowble, since crops seem to grow prolifically in its soil with little or now fertilizing, watering, or other maintenance-attention.
by QuacksO December 22, 2022
Get the infallowblemug. What you attain by slipping yer arms underneath a chesty chick's armpits and then drawing her ample upper-body pillowz snugly up against yer own chest; this gives you total and completely-unrestricted access to said delightful warm plump pliable mammaries, and so you can really snuggle up to said bountiful treasures and super-savor her softness and her soothing heartbeat.
Giving a maximum-boobs hug to a cute sweet-faced chick who's "well-endowed upstairs" is indeed one of a nice guy's favorite and most pleasurable activities; just remember to be extra gentle and careful wif her oversize baby-feeders when canoodling wif her in this "totally submissive and vulnerable" way, since she will no longer have her own arms positioned in front of her to protectively nudge you backwards if you started accidentally pinching or squishing her tender delicate buxomness wif yer own chest or arms.
by QuacksO February 22, 2023
Get the maximum-boobs hugmug. With rampant law-enforcement corruption and widespread public copposition, it seems like we'd all be better off without police.
by QuacksO April 16, 2024
Get the coppositionmug. Arrogantly figuring in your own oblivious/selfish mind that proceeding rapidly is okay, without asking others in your vicinity if said speedy travelling on your part would distress or otherwise inconvenience them.
Impatient motorists who recklessly dart in and out of traffic to more-quickly get where they are going sure are prezooming a lot --- oh, sure, THEY may save a few minutes in their commute-time, but what about all the other startled souls who have to slam on their brakes and get additional gray hairs as a result???
by QuacksO August 18, 2019
Get the prezoomingmug.