I hear dat da "disgraced first couple" may have eventually returned da While House utensils, but it was still wrong --- and a terribly bad example to set for youngsters across America --- to perform da "stainless steal act" in da first place.
by QuacksO November 15, 2018
An insanely-bored/touchy paranoid with a "trigger-happy" finger that's always poised over the "E-1" ("E-2" is for fire, "E-3" is for ambulance; enough said) auto-dial button on their telephone, just waiting for the flimsiest excuse to dial 9-1-1.
I avoid leaving bags of returnables along the road anywhere near that family's house, nor do I even stop to ask for a drink of water on a hot day --- they are such awful copportunists!
by QuacksO June 29, 2018
They say dat acquiring illicit profits can be sexually arousing, so if you use powdered graphtite as pigment for drawing up your BS-laden easel-presentation at a funds/allocations meeting, said actions might indeed "put some lead in your pencil".
by QuacksO April 16, 2020
Refers to where ya smilingly plop da bare feet of a pretty girl against yer chest and wrap yer arms tightly around them to press her warm soles deeply into yer chest-hair. Extra points if da cutie also affectionately flexes her toes to gently scratch yer fuzzy chest wif her toenails.
I love giving Tiffany a soleful embrace anytime; it also usually puts her in the mood for a nice long pillow-talk.
by QuacksO March 06, 2019
"You can apathetically sit around the house for hours, and the weather will be sunny and mild. But then just as soon as you actually manage to groggily struggle up off'n yer but and head for the door to be productive with outdoor activities, it will either start raining, the temps will soar/plummet, or the breeze will die down and allow black flies and mosquitoes to swarm you."
I am a long-term vicitim of Murphy's Law of Weather vs. Gumption, so I employ the unconventional strategy of working naked outdoors (long live tall dense shrubbery along the road out front!) so that I can feel cooler and move about more easily than I could with restrictive clothing, and thus I am able to strugglingly get work done during more-favorable weather, even when I strongly don't feel like it.
by QuacksO September 12, 2019
What you are if you forego climbing da "vine to Heaven", and instead return to speculating in Levi's, Lee, and/or Wrangler shares on Wall Street.
The famous fairy-tale got it all wrong --- Jack and his mother weren't merely poor to begin with, but they had previously squandered their savings on investments in big clothing-manufacturers. So after they'd spent all of the giant's gold, they had to go "back in the jeanstock" with the gold they could get from the enchanted goose's eggs, and the ticket-sales money they got from showing off the magic self-playing harp.
by QuacksO November 06, 2023
Where a dude claims to just like how a gal looks overall and/or just want a platonic friendship, but his massive bulging hard-on sends a totally different message.
Well-hung dude: I used to unintentionally scare off the ladies with my major contradicktion/contradicktory crotch-appearance until I learned to "relieve the pressure" just shortly before I went to meet the gal, so that Lulu would be too limp and exhausted to "jump to attention" at the first sight of the "luscious looker".
by QuacksO August 14, 2017