arkitect

Someone skilled at designing large wooden boats.

Noah was supposedly the one who built the famous huge flood-resistant vessel, but according to the hilariously-naive Gracie Allen, Joan of Arc was the real arkitect: "Oh, c'mon, George --- us women have always been the true pioneers in the world! WE did all of the greatest achievements, not you men! Why, did Joan of Arc hesitate? No! She got busy and built it!"
George Burns: "Built what?"
Gracie Allen: "The Ark!"
George Burns: "Gracie, the Ark was built by a **man**, remember? Noah?"
Gracie Allen: "How could I 'noah'? Shes been deceased for 500 years!"

by QuacksO April 01, 2020

metopia

A "perfect world" as defined just by yourself, regardless of how other world-inhabiting organisms (i.e., people, animals, plants, etc) might happen to feel about it. A classic example would be what Lucy van Pelt was trying to create by handing out lists of faults to all of her friends --- "I want to make the world a better place for me to live in."

Ethan Couch's absurdly-doting-and-overindulgent father wanted to create a virtual "metopia" learning-environment for his "little prince", and so he actually offered to buy the entire school so that he could control how it was run and therefore dictate how "Little Man" was being treated.

by QuacksO August 11, 2023

rackupuncture

Da "medical treatment" dat da former midget received from Baron Bomburst which caused him to become several feet taller.

On a less-gruesome note, da term "rackupuncture" could also refer to a traditional-Chinese-medicine-type procedure whereby slender needles are inserted into a lady's body at strategic points in order to improve da health and/or appearance of her boobs.

by QuacksO February 08, 2023

Ackleymated

Gradually accustomed/adapted to personalities/conditions regarding someone with the last name of "Ackley".

The term "Ackleymated" can also be used "in reverse" --- i.e., to mean someone named Ackley's becoming used to a difficult set of circumstances. A prime example would be when the great Carl A. --- the "father of modern taxidermy" --- had to take a while to be able to withstand the awful stench of rotting flesh when he "stuffed 'n' mounted" the famous Jumbo's carcass after said giant pachyderm was accidentally struck and killed by a train.

by QuacksO December 20, 2019

percycution

What Andy Capp feels is happening to him when da apartment manager comes around to collect da rent.

Rent is due by da tenth each month; failure to pay is subject to percycution.

by QuacksO November 12, 2023

Toyoda

Da brand of space-vehicle dat everyone's favorite green-skinned pointy-eared alien drives.

Wonder if da speeder-bikes dat Luke and Leia drove were also made by Toyoda?

by QuacksO November 06, 2022

suepervisor

Someone who monitors money-seeking court cases.

Suepervisors hate out-of-court settlements, since it means less work for them to do in moderating legal wranglings.

by QuacksO March 24, 2022