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Januweary

Da winter-temps-related fatigue dat you feel at da beginning of da year.
Northerner: I always feel totally Januweary after two or more months of bundling up, stoking da stove, shoveling snow, etc.
by QuacksO September 28, 2021
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accommodeate

To allow one or more other individuals to also use your personal thunder-jug.
Having others use your outhouse still involves their placing their own stinky butts on the same seat that you use, so choosing to also accommodeate them is not really all that different. If doing so on a regular basis seems too gross and icky to you, however, perhaps you could compromise with your house-rule to allow for weather temperatures, and say that you prefer that guests "take it outdoors" unless it's really chilly at the time.
by QuacksO November 17, 2021
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flawtopsy

A botched/careless postmortem examination dat includes at least one major error or inconsistency.
A common investigation-impeding issue mentioned in a lot of da true-crime documentaries on TV is a flawtopsy.
by QuacksO February 22, 2020
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prrrfume

Highly-odiferous farts, especially ones that "purr like a kitten" on their way out.
Girl, frantically trying to stop her half-asleep guy-friend who's groggily starting to "ventilate" the bed-clothes after "letting one rip": Hey, don't flap da covers, Dude --- don't let da prrrfume out to stink up da entire bedroom!
by QuacksO December 29, 2018
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discountent

Refers to the resentment or dissatisfaction that someone feels regarding a reduced payment, either because the person thinks that he should have been charged even less than the price that the seller agreed to, or he thinks that he should be getting/keeping more funds than he is being allowed in said transaction.
In the famous 1942 Basil Rathbone film "Sherlock Holmes and the Secret Weapon", Pegleg displays extreme and bitter discountent when Holmes makes HIM pay Jack Brady the required five-pound "information-bribe" out of the ten that Holmes had already given Pegleg to bring Holmes to Jack's carpentry shop.
by QuacksO June 7, 2019
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analiezation

A determining of how many forked-tongued statements are being made in a particular speech of conversation.
After Fletcher Reede's son made his "no falsehoods spoken for 24 hours" birthday wish, Papa's everyday-situation statements and court-testimonies no longer needed analiezation to see if he was telling da truth of not.
by QuacksO February 21, 2021
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injunktion

A court-order forbidding the advertising of useless crap.
I tried getting an injunktion against Target Marketing, but da annoying slick-surfaced flyers keep clogging up my mailbox, anyway!
by QuacksO February 1, 2020
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