QuacksO's definitions

mezzzzage

Refers to a humorous voice-mail that you leave for a tolerant-natured friend who knows you very well, and thus is familiar with your complaining about feeling exhausted a lot of the time; you simply make long drawn-out snoring sounds when prompted to record your message. It painlessly informs the person that you are not really up to a whole lot of physical effort at the moment, but that he is welcome to try you back later to ask again about your possibly assisting him.

Answering machine message left by a physically-infirm friend who had previously left you a message requesting help with a few household tasks: Hey Snorey --- I got your mezzzzage; sorry I missed yer call. I see that you're not home at the moment, either; guess we're kinda playin' telephone-tag here. Nuthin' earth-shakin' --- just wanted to humbly ask if you could please lend me a hand with a little dusting and yardwork, and see if maybe you could use some of your scrap lumber to build me a small set of steps for my storage-shed out back. No rush whatsoever, though --- get some shut-eye and then give me a jingle back when ya feel up to it --- thanks!!

by QuacksO July 23, 2018

hee-hawbby

Can refer to either:
(1) A spare-time activity involving donkeys.
(2) A special fondness for laughing in an irritating squeaky/wheezy manner hat really grates on everyone else's eardrums.
(3) A leisure-time practice of watching old re-runs of da famous hillbilly-folks' TV show from da late '60's.

Heck Jones's favorite hee-hawbby was to nasally guffaw at Josh McBroom whenever he smirkingly believed that he had pulled a fast one on that seemingly-gullible Irish farmer, but in the end it was always said tall scrawny schemer who ended up getting bested, and said honest dirt-grubber who "got the last laugh".

by QuacksO November 20, 2019

Yeah, yeah, yeah --- arms around...

What you sarcastically grumble when everyone in a group seems to wanna get all cozy for no apparent reason.

(Spoken while dutifully cooperating in a huge "crowd embrace" of party-goers just to be polite and agreeable, but not really understanding why everyone wants to get all cozy) "Yeah, yeah, yeah --- arms around... aren't we all huggy-cuddly-snuggly LOVEY-DOVEY today!!"

by QuacksO April 15, 2019

misstery

An unexplained phenomenon or event regarding da fairer half.

In da infamous "middle-aged dude and da genie" joke, said vaporous entity implies dat it would actually be MORE difficult for him to unravel da misstery dat da clueless bachelor had asked him about than to build a nearly-three-thousand-mile-long bridge from California across da Pacific Ocean to Hawaii! :P

by QuacksO June 11, 2021

Mandeloreans

A group of super-soldiers from the "Cars" universe.

If Lightning McQueen and Strip Weathers had been able to have one or more Mandeloreans protectively pace them during his second race against Chick Hicks, there might have been less funny business from said puffed-up cheating win-at-all-costs Buick Grand National sedan.

by QuacksO July 8, 2021

bulletin boarder

Someone who posts messages on a bulletin board so frequently/voluminously that it seems like he practically "lives" on the board.

I get so sick of all those notices that come from just a few "prolific posters" in the community, especially if they don't usually have anything very important/valid to say or advertise --- those folks are such shameless bulletin boarders! They don't help themselves or anyone else by putting up so many boring notices... all it does is clutter up the board and draw attention away from the legitimate messages elsewhere on the board.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

TMI

An acronym used as a “time out” or “let’s change the subject” protest on Instant Messenger. Stands for TOO MUCH INFORMATION, indicating that the speaker feels personally violated by his chat buddy’s latest message, probably because it contains details that are either too personal (i.e.: sexual, medically-private, describing one’s deeply-rooted fantasy, etc.) or are of the type that would likely turn one’s stomach, being revolting, gory, or otherwise overly graphic.

Online guy #1: I felt sick yesterday after a “hot’n’heavy” session with my plump new co-worker, so I had to have my stomach pumped, and the contents examined. There were some residues of lipstick, but at least there were no weevils.
Online guy #2: Uhhhhggggghhh… TMI, dude…

by QuacksO November 12, 2011