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klapst

Totally exhausted and flat on da ground.
Dear Miss Manners:
My friends want me to join in on a game of tag, but I am too worn out to play. What should I do?
Klapst

Cher Klapst,
Gently explain to your friends that you are presently just too exhausted to expend any physical effort for the time being, but that you will be more than happy to play with them after you have gotten sufficient rest.
by QuacksO March 21, 2023
mugGet the klapstmug.

sports-star start

Refers to da "ideal" performance --- i.e., starting right up with just a brief cranking --- when firing up your car's engine; said perfect start sounds something like a famous baseball-player's name: "Carl-Yastrzemski --- VROOM!"
I imagine that some folks night find it a little odd to have a car's crank-and-catch sounds described as a "sports-star start", but I doubt that "The Great Yaz" would mind all that much, especially since said onomatopoeia description refers to a positive and welcome sound.
by QuacksO September 2, 2019
mugGet the sports-star startmug.

demonitization

Withdrawing da purported existence of one or more evil horned figures from a history book, video game, etc.
Negating da horrific effects of Tronald Dump's presidency would take some major demonitization.
by QuacksO August 12, 2025
mugGet the demonitizationmug.

Ell Passo

That large Texas city where you go when you wish to decline a proffered idea, food, activity, etc.
Fillmore: How 'bout some organic fuel, Man?
Lightning McQueen: Ell Passo on that; thanks heaps anyway, though.
by QuacksO June 16, 2018
mugGet the Ell Passomug.

bulovard

Derogatory term used by regular working-class folks when sarcastically referring to a "yupscale" shopping-thoroughfare with pricey stores that sell absurdly expensive wristwatches and other ridiculously-extravagant merchandise.
I always shop at Family Dollar and Goodwill whenever possible --- "Ell Passo" on Fifth Avenue and other such bulovards!
by QuacksO October 25, 2022
mugGet the bulovardmug.

blanket condomnation

Practicing safe sex by wrapping yourself in a blanket so that fellow humans can't access your guy/girlie-junk.
The term "blanket condomnation" can also be a sarcastic term for the preposterous notion that you won't get preggo or contract an STD if you and the other person crawl under a blanket before you "do it", instead of just copulating "out in the open".
by QuacksO November 12, 2019
mugGet the blanket condomnationmug.

cusstomer service

Can refer to at least two profanity-in-the-course-of-performing-patron-PR topics:
1. One or more salty-language-uttering shoppers-assistants, or
2. Employee-behavior that's so horrendous that you'd wanna include some "unnecessary adjectives" in the course of indignantly responding to it and/or resentfully describing it to others afterwards.
On should be hesitant to take impressionable little ones into less-than-dignified business establishments where there might be an issue with cusstomer service; think, the infamous "corrupting of young minds" tale of the little girl and the "diamonds-in-the-rough" construction workers.
by QuacksO January 8, 2020
mugGet the cusstomer servicemug.

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