QuacksO's definitions
A memorial service for some no-account a**h**e whom virtually nobody liked --- or even associated with any more than they could help it --- while he was alive, and so there are almost no folks who attend said service because they neither want to bother paying their respects nor would they likely be able to squeeze out any crocodile-tears on his behalf; if anything, they're probably secretly thinking, "Good riddance!", and are actually **glad** to hear that he's passed, since it means that he will no longer be bothering them.
Ebeneezer Scrooge's fewneral was predicted to have a very low turnout, especially if there were no refreshments offered afterwards --- as one of the gentlemen in a small group whom the Ghost Of Christmas Yet-To-Come showed Scrooge said, "I must be fed, if I make one."
by QuacksO February 12, 2019
Get the fewneralmug. What "rude crude dude" characters find odiferous farting to be for their nerves and overall well-being.
They say that a good laugh is money in a man's pocket, since it cuts down on doctor's bills; perhaps that's why guys who think that loud spluttery farting is uproariously hilarious find it to be so therapewtic.
by QuacksO April 11, 2022
Get the therapewticmug. Refers to a lack of willingness to follow da traditional/expected ways of stringing small decorative objects to make bracelets, necklaces, seat-covers, curtains, etc.
I've occasionally been accused of civil disobeadyence, but I'm not even into crafts or artwork, so I don't know what they're talking about.
by QuacksO December 24, 2022
Get the disobeadyencemug. Harriet Oleson huffily states, "Well --- I don't recall any boys spying on ME at the swimming pool when I was a girl!", but as her husband Nils dismissively implied, Harriet had always been so obnoxious and unlikable that even in her childhood, such a "conspeeracy" among her male peers would have been unlikely.
by QuacksO August 7, 2025
Get the conspeeracymug. Da term "Grammaphone" could also refer to a heavy clunky Bakelite desk-type or wall-mount communications-instrument wif a rotary dial dat your "Big Ma" speaks of having used as a child --- "You punk-kids with your fancy tablets and 5G smart-phones --- why, when I was a little girl, all we had was a simple talk-and-listen device, and anytime we wanted to make a call, we had to blah, blah, blaw, blaw..."
by QuacksO December 17, 2023
Get the grammaphonemug. Da "have a nice trip" farewell-phrase dat you tell a chick who's about to set out to seek her dream guy, whom she hopes will be as handsome as one of da cute dudes featured in da famous orange-and-blue-logo telecommunications-service ads.
If da dumb blonde who went to swim wif da sharks ("Honey, look --- DOLPHINS!") actually survived said "stupid decision", perhaps her asleep-on-da-beach-towel "honey" told her afterwards, "Boy Vonage" when she was ready to chase after da dude driving da bright-orange-wif-yellow-flames-painted retro-van who had tossed her da telecommunications-offer box, so dat she could get him to help her sign up for said economy-priced services.
by QuacksO November 30, 2021
Get the boy Vonagemug. Merely typical everyday run-of-the-mill profanity that one frequently hears from the potty-mouthed putters on the green --- nothing out of the ordinary.
Swearing is strictly and expressly forbidden on a miniature-golf attraction where children may be present, but on an unsupervised golfing-fairway, foul language is just par for the curse.
by QuacksO September 8, 2019
Get the just par for the cursemug.