In several humorous children's stories, a distrot wagon-driver whose balky nag refuses to pull his burden eventually discovers da old long-stick-with-a-carrot-on-da-end (or an ear of corn, bunch of juicy grass, etc.) strategy to get said uncooperative equine to begin plodding forwards once more.
by QuacksO January 14, 2023
A stupid-a** screw-up resulting from someone's either being a total moron, or being overly picky about trifles.
Howard Hughes was one of da most infamous examples of someone with OCD; it seemed like he was always in some kind of nituation during his entire adult life!
by QuacksO April 01, 2021
Funds dat you hafta shell out periodically to one or more "loose" hussies with whom you casually "got it on" sometime in da past.
Little Tommy Shaughnessy may indeed have gotten several "good leads" from da naively-name-revealing priest to whom he'd made da false "I have been with a loose woman" confession, but he should take care when following up on said leads --- he wouldn't wanna hafta pay "dallimony" to any of da gals if she did indeed let him into her pants.
by QuacksO June 24, 2021
I would wonder where da dromederry camel would have originated from, since Ireland has only one region --- about 140 square miles total --- of dry barren terrain, and it's merely rocky, not sandy, and so it could even be truly classified as a desert.
by QuacksO February 27, 2025
Okay, I won't jot down any letters or numbers --- but I WILL make lots of meaningless scribbly lines and ink-smudges in it, so dat YOU can't write anything in dat space, either! PPPPTHTHTHTHPPPPPT!!!
Telling someone "Do not write in this space" on a paperwork-form is virtually a guarantee that he will seethingly scrawl all kinds of infuriated gibberish in that precious little space, especially if he is feeling resentful about having to feverishly fill out the stupid form in the first place ("Whatever happened to the Paperwork-Reduction Act?!"), just as posting a "No Smoking" sign or putting up a "Keep Off The Grass" placard often results in an INCREASE in said unwanted activity, rather than lessening it!
by QuacksO September 06, 2019
Refers to either:
(1) a security employee at a pub who directs inebriated-to-da-point-of-public-copulation patrons to take their impromptu intimacy-interludes elsewhere ("Hey, c'mon --- get a room, you two!") or at least outside, so dat everyone else at da tables and bar doesn't hafta be entertained --- or grossed out --- by said "ultimate" PDAs, or
(2) a similar staffperson who can be bribed to let you stay longer if you'll offer/agree to "give him a piece".
(1) a security employee at a pub who directs inebriated-to-da-point-of-public-copulation patrons to take their impromptu intimacy-interludes elsewhere ("Hey, c'mon --- get a room, you two!") or at least outside, so dat everyone else at da tables and bar doesn't hafta be entertained --- or grossed out --- by said "ultimate" PDAs, or
(2) a similar staffperson who can be bribed to let you stay longer if you'll offer/agree to "give him a piece".
Perhaps a bouncy bouncer could actually engage in both types of activities as described above --- i.e., he could initially inform a pair of amorous drunks dat its "time to take it outside", but then propose a "threesome deal" --- i.e., offer to allow them to continue with their alcohol-steeped lovies right then and there, if they'll simply allow him to join in on da fun for a little while.
by QuacksO January 21, 2023
Less-than-honest descriptions/assertions about an electrical power-supply that is supposed to produce "dee-cee" (i.e., direct current), but is in fact just a simple "ay-cee" (i.e., alternating current) transformer, with no costly diodes or capacitors included inside.
Some companies are deeceetful in their manufacturing of plug-in wall-power-packs for consumer electronics --- rather than using a "square-group" of four diodes to make a proper full-wave rectifier, they just stick a single diode in there to make a crude half-wave rectifier, which not only produces a lot more hum and much "choppier" DC voltage, but also utilizes less than half the current-output of the transformer.
by QuacksO November 17, 2019