Definitions by QuacksO
whackuracy
If you love giving posterior-swats but your hand-eye coordination isn't da greatest, just choosing folks with big flabby behinds can make da job easier, since da larger surface-area of your palm's "target" makes your whackuracy less important.
whackuracy by QuacksO March 23, 2022
alphabet education
Beducation: Tutorial on snoozing.
Breaducation: What a baker's apprentice receives.
Breducation: "The Talk".
Coeducation: All about hanging out with members of the opposite gender
Dreaducation: Learning about haunted houses.
Dreducation: Teachings regarding early Black history in America.
Edgeucation: All about blade-sharpness, perimeters, and cliffs.
Feducation: Study regarding Big Brother.
Fleducation: Learning about making oneself scarce from an undesirable locale.
GEDucation: 12th-grade-equivilent learning-level.
Headucation: All about the brain.
Hedgeucation: Knowledge/experience regarding shrubbery.
Leaducation: Heavy-metals study.
Ledgeucation: Familiarity with outcroppings and shelves.
Leducation: Tutelage about leashes, halters, orchestral conducting, and tour-guiding.
Meducation: Teachings about vitamins and pharmaceuticals.
Breaducation: What a baker's apprentice receives.
Breducation: "The Talk".
Coeducation: All about hanging out with members of the opposite gender
Dreaducation: Learning about haunted houses.
Dreducation: Teachings regarding early Black history in America.
Edgeucation: All about blade-sharpness, perimeters, and cliffs.
Feducation: Study regarding Big Brother.
Fleducation: Learning about making oneself scarce from an undesirable locale.
GEDucation: 12th-grade-equivilent learning-level.
Headucation: All about the brain.
Hedgeucation: Knowledge/experience regarding shrubbery.
Leaducation: Heavy-metals study.
Ledgeucation: Familiarity with outcroppings and shelves.
Leducation: Tutelage about leashes, halters, orchestral conducting, and tour-guiding.
Meducation: Teachings about vitamins and pharmaceuticals.
Additional examples of "alphabet education" are:
Pledgeucation: All about vows and contributions.
Pleducation: Learning about a suspect's admission or denial of a crime in court.
Reducation: Familiarity with the first color of the rainbow.
Saiducation: All about word-choices and public speaking.
Sheducation: The ins and outs of hide/hair/shell-discarding and storage-buildings.
Sledgeucation: Study of heavy hammers and non-wheeled cargo-carrying devices.
Sleducation: Knowledge of snowmobiles and other runners-fitted conveyances.
Speducation: Training for effective "hot-footing it", and learning about fast-moving creatures/objects.
Steaducation: All about substitutions/alternatives.
Treaducation: Familiarity with tire-patterns and knobby shoe-soles.
Weducation: What lovebirds should get before impulsively "tying the knot".
Zeducation: Learning about the last letter in the Canadian-English language.
Pledgeucation: All about vows and contributions.
Pleducation: Learning about a suspect's admission or denial of a crime in court.
Reducation: Familiarity with the first color of the rainbow.
Saiducation: All about word-choices and public speaking.
Sheducation: The ins and outs of hide/hair/shell-discarding and storage-buildings.
Sledgeucation: Study of heavy hammers and non-wheeled cargo-carrying devices.
Sleducation: Knowledge of snowmobiles and other runners-fitted conveyances.
Speducation: Training for effective "hot-footing it", and learning about fast-moving creatures/objects.
Steaducation: All about substitutions/alternatives.
Treaducation: Familiarity with tire-patterns and knobby shoe-soles.
Weducation: What lovebirds should get before impulsively "tying the knot".
Zeducation: Learning about the last letter in the Canadian-English language.
alphabet education by QuacksO March 22, 2022
tootorial
In Roald Dahl's book, "The BFG", Sophie's large friend gives her a quick tootorial on how da downwards-fizzing frobscottle works; he then demonstrates da "lively" effects of said oddball beverage, complete with super-noisy "sound effects" and da blasting of him right up off the floor from da forceful vapor-jets.
khantroversy
A sensational clash of opposing viewpoints regarding da infamous main antagonist in da Star Trek series.
Da events and characters in da popular series starring William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy were all completely fictional, so I see no sense or basis for any khantroversy pertaining to it.
khantroversy by QuacksO March 20, 2022
weighpoint
Refers to one of various successive spots along da dieting "journey" where you hop on da scale to check your current mass-reducing progress.
I always feel very suspicious of da dramatically-different "before" and "after" photos of people who are purported to have participated in a supposedly-successful slimming-down regimen --- I always wonder at which "weighpoints" said images were actually photographed! For all we know, da "after" photos dat show da people at a fairly-normal bodily-status might actually have been taken PRIOR to da "before" photos --- i.e., da people might have actually gotten HEAVIER in da time since they'd started da advertised diet, not LIGHTER! :P
weighpoint by QuacksO March 20, 2022