evictim

What an ex-squatter blubberingly claims to be after getting thrown out of a residence dat he has no legal right to occupy.

Tronald Dump squallingly claims to be an evictim of shoddy and/or dishonest voting-processes; whether or not it's true, however, he has no room to talk, since events leading up to his OWN election were highly questionable.

by QuacksO March 09, 2021

generass

Freely allowing tongue-lolling hornies access to your butt-cheeks.

If a plus-sized chick has a "generass" --- i.e., a behind of ample proportions --- then conceivably she could be "generass" with more than one squeezable-flesh-loving stud at da same time, since there would be plenty of her to go around, even if they were all simultaneously applying their kneading hands to her butt.

by QuacksO August 27, 2024

church cervixes

What are available at da chapel's erectory as an after-sermon incentive for cranky hot-in-da-crotch teenage boys to attend said boring hypocritical speeches.

Clergy may actually have to resort to offering church CERVIXES to get da community's youths to come to the church SERVICES, if merely serving "ice cream sunday" portions fails to attract them.

by QuacksO January 28, 2023

coronation

Refers to a ceremony performed on a variety of occasions, such as:
(1) When someone remembers to "bring in the old device" (i.e., battery, starter, alternator, etc.) to exchange at an auto-parts store and thus avoid the core-charge when purchasing a new one (in this instance, it is often spelled "coreonation").
(2) When someone receives a promotion, gets married, etc, and so everyone present cracks open da ol' lime-wedge-spiked bottles of Corona Lite.
(3) A trepidatious "newbie" welder has managed to strike his first arc, and so everyone around him is having an impromptu celebration of the lovely brilliant-blue "corona" that he successfully created.

I watched an old documentary of Princess Di's coronation, but I was surprised to see that not one of the many attendees appeared to be actually drinking any bottles of "frothy'n' lime" --- what's up with that???

by QuacksO November 16, 2018

aussiellation

What Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee did regarding his locale over da course of da three movies --- i.e., he vacillated between living in da Outback and in various American cities like NYC and L.A.

Much of da humor in da "Crocodile Dundee" series derives from da classic "fish out of water" concept of back-woods hillbillies' trying to fit in socially in "modern metropolis" settings, so perhaps da movies' frequent aussiellations were an integral part of said funny flicks' hilarity.

by QuacksO January 22, 2025

moocho

An arrogant over-confident "tough guy" mentality that in reality is only possible because the mean-tempered dude is always getting physical/verbal backup and/or other assistance from one or more fellow males who are genuinely strong/brave; like many so-called "macho" guys, he's actually just a sniveling coward if he's on his own.

Tronald Dump is just a big blustering moocho --- it it weren't for Dear Old Daddy's wealth that he inherited, he'd be pichin' camp at da poorhouse.

by QuacksO May 06, 2018

It's pursonal

A much-overused phrase that a mooching lady blows you off with when you ask her reason for requesting money from you. The intended purpose of her flippantly-ambiguous reply is to falsely imply to you that she needs said funds for "feminine issue" medicinal products, assisting family/friends with private-matter conundrums, etc., when in reality she merely wants to "fatten her PURSE" so that she can make frivolous/unhealthy expenditures which she knows that you as a prudent budgeter would never give her money for.

If a lady truly cares about you and has any sense of responsible budgeting, she should be willing to reveal what she wants to do with any money she asks you for, rather than just snapping, "It's pursonal". It's YOUR MONEY, so you have a right to know how it's being spent.

by QuacksO August 09, 2018