QuacksO's definitions
Refers to the aesthetic features and overall appearance of someone's posterior. These details can vary widely depending on how a particular observer views various attributes in the context of attractiveness/desirability --- where one person may prefer a small firm tight bum as being more ideal for spanking and/or settling on one's lap, someone else might druther a bigger floppier pair of butt-cheeks which are more pleasurable/satisfying to squeeze and knead, especially if the massager himself possesses large hands that he enjoys having "filled".
I don't worry about asspects too much when I date a new lady... to me, if she's got a sweet placid face and a nice personality, I could really care less what her butt or tits look like.
by QuacksO July 25, 2016
Get the asspectsmug. Da designing of toothbrushes.
I liked da old "plain flat stick" architekture better --- today's fancy-shmancy-shaped pearly-whites cleaners are such a royal pain to use!
by QuacksO November 19, 2022
Get the architekturemug. Knowing da Harold Green was gonna be overseeing Possum Lake's public-relations department did not overly excite da Possum Lodge members or cause them to react with much enthusiasm --- that is, not until they learned dat he would be making a $60,000 annual salary, whereupon they all suddenly felt a massive dincentive to boisterously give him a standing ovation.
by QuacksO March 30, 2023
Get the dincentivemug. An motivational offer made to a competition-contestant whereby you agree to pull strings wif da judges to give him first prize; this bargaining can be done to either convince said participant to take part in said game in da first place, or give him da gumption to perform a less-than-pleasant/easy favor for you.
I am a totally honest competitor who wants to be given a performance-rating fair and square, and so I would not be swayed if someone offered me a wincentive.
by QuacksO March 30, 2023
Get the wincentivemug. Describes a "Dolly Parton" chick who knows da "value" of her bountiful chest-pillows to da male humans in her area, and so she charges a premium for touchy-feely access-privileges to said oversize "mounds of joy".
If you ask really nicely, some bucksom chicks will allow you a "savoring da Girls" session "for free" if you provide her with something dat she would ordinarily have had to spend money for, such as tasty comestibles, yardwork like lawn-mowing or snow-clearing, repairs/upgrades to her home or vehicle, etc.
by QuacksO February 18, 2021
Get the bucksommug. A law dat mandates a five-day waiting-period before you can weave anyone's hair (besides your own, of course) into fancy designs.
Pre-and-early-teen girls love to fix each other's luxuriant tresses all da time, so perhaps da Braidy Bill doesn't apply to da younger folks.
by QuacksO January 20, 2022
Get the Braidy Billmug. I always make sure not to eat or drink anything for several hours prior to meeting a new chick, to avoid the risk of mixing business with pleasure.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
Get the mixing business with pleasuremug.