QuacksO's definitions

generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon

Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.

Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!

by QuacksO September 28, 2018

bennyfactor

1. How someone whom Mr. Franklin was supporting financially would refer to him.
2. A potentially-result-altering variable in an undertaking/experiment which was present due to Mr. Franklin's being involved in it in some way.

Having da famous wealthy colonial statesman be a bennyfactor of yours might indeed be a pleasant situation, but whether or not you liked farts and/or other crude humor might have been a major bennyfactor in whether or not you would be chosen to be such a monetary recipient.

by QuacksO March 4, 2022

signachore

What scratchin' out yer John Hancock often becomes once you get significant Arthur Itis.

If scribblin' on da dotted line is a real signachore, there are at least two fairly-easy options: either obtaining a rubber stamp with your "self-scrawl" imprinted on it (to prevent fraud, this potentially-super-valuable device should be kept under lock and key except when you're actually using it, of course; it may also require a co-signing witness for da stamped name to be legally binding/acceptable), or have a more-able-bodied fellow human grasp your hand to guide it through the writing process (this again necessitates da assistance of another, but if your muscles/joints are truly so weak/stiff/painful dat you can't even occasionally jot down a few words without great difficulty, then you might wanna have a full-time caregiver at your side, anyway, to help you perform ordinary day-to-day tasks more safely/easily).

by QuacksO January 24, 2023

appaulling

Da behavior of da infamous Biblical spear-throwing hothead; it was so bad dat he changed da first letter of his name to become anonymous.

I find it apPAULling dat they didn't put David's would-be murderer into SAULitary confinement for his crimes.

by QuacksO February 21, 2021

Ace Vandura

Jim Carrey's lesser-known super-sleuth character who locates classic snub-nosed GMC camper-style people-carriers dat have been stolen.

After Ace Ventura locates a missing pet, he sometimes calls on his crime-fighting counterpart in da motor-vehicle world, Ace Vandura, to bring a mode of transportation to convey said re-captured wayward animal back to its owner. (He almost needed to do this summoning of alternate wheels in da beginning of da first "Pet Detective" movie, when his own early-'70's jalopy suffered from vapor-lock and he was being assaulted by da fury-crazed dude with da baseball bat; fortunately, said cantankerous sedan did indeed roar to life just in da nick of time, and so Ace was able to roar off unscathed --- well, to his own body, dat is --- there were of course da smashed windscreens and a few dents in his car.)

by QuacksO January 21, 2023

tropickle

(1) A salty canned cucumber grown and/or packaged in da warmer regions of da Earth.
(2) A less-than-pleasant sitcheeyation dat occurs in da world's Equatorial areas.

In an episode of AFV, a group of tourists on Maui are riding in a car with windshield wipers dat have quit, obliging them to use a loop of heavy string to manually make da wiper-blades swish back and forth as they drive through da rainy tropickle storm.

by QuacksO November 4, 2023

"plain view" exception

A loophole in da generally-accepted social rule which states dat you hafta keep yer paws off a buxom gal's "merchandise" less'n ya get her permission beforehand --- da theory in dis case is dat if she has a majority of her plump juicy "milk-thingies" juss hangin' right out there all luscious and "obvious", she is implying dat she is largely "tossing social norms out da window", and so you can go ahead and gleefully "squeeze theeze" without having to ask her first.

I'm guessing dat da brainless lunkhead in da classic "PAT"-labeled-uniform cartoon (da bosomy chick who's wearing da name-imprinted t-shirt is named "Patricia", but da clueless dude thought dat da word meant dat he had permission to feel her up) who got KO'd by da brawny babe was thinking of da "plain view" exception when he decided to delightedly "savor da goods" with his huge clumsy hands... da guy's buddy is saying to him, "I think it's meant for identification purposes, not as a set of instructions" :P

by QuacksO March 18, 2019