What you give a guy "upstairs" when complimenting him on the impressively "ballooned" status of his "crown" that he possesses "downstairs".
One should take care when verbally admiring a guy's desire-engorged "equipment" while you're also giving him a blowjob, since this may give him a major "swelled head" both "upstairs and down", and of course may also cause him to involuntarily make a huge mess all over your face in the process.
by QuacksO April 09, 2020
Hanging out at a seminary has its benefits, but you might get awfully tired of being served ministerone three times a day!
by QuacksO June 06, 2023
Da distressing/disgusting "flaky fallout" dat we've all been suffering with ever since da infamous "elevated playing-card" prez left office.
Da arrogant mussed-up-haired ex-commander-in-chief claims to have written "The Art Of The Deal" and all da rest of "his" many books himself, but it is now revealed dat dey were all ghost-written --- yep, da disgraceful "Dondruff" has finally come out!
by QuacksO November 08, 2022
Hitler's right-hand man certainly wasn't the first --- or last --- top-government-position official to practice prolific stealing and selling of super-sensitive secrets --- lots of modern-day Hesspionage going on all over the world.
by QuacksO February 22, 2019
An attorney whose job it is to dig up all of da humiliating dirt on his clients and/or da opposing parties in da cases he handles.
Fletcher Reede surely did a lot of witness-reputation-smearing during his colorful career as an embarrister.
by QuacksO December 10, 2021
The lesser-known brand of "super-size" vehicles that are driven by "the really big boys" --- i.e., Bigfoot, Paul Bunyan, etc. --- rather than just ordinary-sized humans... us lowly six-foot mortals have to just drive the "Toy" Ota vehicles, since we're not "big enough" to "safely handle the real thing".
I'd always wondered what kind of logging-truck Paul Bunyan would drive, but now that I've seen photos in the Guinness Book of World Records of the "biggest dump trucks in the world", I have an idea of what Paul's trucks probably look like... I'm guessing that those behemoths must be custom-made by the RealOta Motor Company specially for his use only; regular pint-sized humans like me hafta just drive ToyOtas.
by QuacksO September 15, 2018
A "false profit" --- I mean, "prophet" --- who goes around impersonating "Da Grim One" in an effort to con hapless believers into converting to his religion, giving him what he wants, etc.
Warren Jeffs was an infamous example of a "reaperduction" in dat he went around spouting "doom 'n' gloom" sermons in order to unreasonably force his followers to bow to his will and do his bidding.
by QuacksO April 11, 2022